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ITT: WE ACT LIKE NORMIES!!! 2017-07-14 07:23:24 Post No.38370635
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ITT: WE ACT LIKE NORMIES!!!
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How was your day? orinormie
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>>38370635
DDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEESSSSS
PPAAAAAAA CCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE TOOOO SUAVE SUAVEEEE
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>>38370635
This is exactly what robots do except they post anime images along with it.
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Did you try the new IPA that cool bar has on tap? It's suuuuuuper hoppy but it was pretty good. But yeah, other than that I'm dating this new girl. Name's Stacy, she's pretty cool. Really into yoga, which is neat.
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>Finally asked a girl out
>Talked to her a couple days and she seemed really into me
>A couple normie friends of mine said she was interested
>Got turned down of course
>This after a year and a half of "improving myself"
I'm ready to give up. Have any of you checked out of the game? Tips to help me accept it easier? Do you remember when you gave up?
Thanks in advance.
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>>38370604
>one person says no
>Give up
That is stupid.
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>>38370604
80/20 rule anon, just give up women. Quit making yourself miserable and focus on yourself and your happiness. Not of women. Women are worthless and beauty is vain because it fades away like a flower.
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>>38370620
It's just a numbers game bro
I don't believe this anymore.
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You're totally gonna be a commie for me and fight against capitalism and support democracy instead of the republic, right anon?
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>>38370563
Wow what a qt
Shit ideology though, but capifalism is shit so ill give you that
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>>38370563
Nope. Nice try though. Come back when you get better taste in civilization.
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>>38370563
You now you want a real male to mount you.You now you secretly desire a dirty fascist like me.
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>there are niggers browsing this board right now
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>>38370454
>there are spics/asians/happa/native islanders browsing this board
SHITSKINS OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Speaking of which, has Mad Thad gotten out of jail yet?
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>tfw no bIacc trans gf
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Anyone who uses Ockham's razor as a justification for their stance. 2017-07-14 07:09:20 Post No.38370435
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Anyone who uses Ockham's razor as a justification for their stance.
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Should be murdered.
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>>38370435
>ywn listen to Asuka's moaning as she pleasures herself
Why live
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>>38370435
according to ockhams razor it would seem murder would be the least likely form of punishment
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>mixing up the law of parsimony with the law of proportionality
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I want to fap. Should I? What are advantages of nofap? Is it just placebo?
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Bumpdhdidjdjdj
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Too late. I did it
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Each time you cum, you lose like 12mg of Zinc. Let your balls have a chance to regenerate.
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Post your chair.
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did you pour acid on that chair lmao
sator
arepo
tenet
opera
rotas
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>>38370411
I sat on it since 2013.
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>>38370352
what the fuck, I have the same chair but not nearly as worn out
do you get backache too after a few hours or that s just me having a shit posture?
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tell me stories of the most autistic assholes you have met and how you dealt with them.
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>>38370317
be me
see myself in mirror
realize I have to b his alfa
when shaking his hand I do it really hard to display dominance
worked
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>>38370317
>the most autistic assholes you have met
/r9k/
>and how you dealt with them
Shitpost
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>>38370519
funny haha KNOT!
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>be 155 lbs
>6'2
>skinny but flabby as fuck
>want to get /fit/
>mom bought chocolate cake
>it's in the fridge right now
FFFFFFFFFFUCK
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>155lbs at 6'2
Those are some shit numbers boi. Gotta eat big to get big, take that chocolate cake and make it your bitch.
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>>38370250
So go lift weights then have a very small slice/sliver of cake, just enough to enjoy the taste, so those sweet carbs can help repair your muscle tissue.
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Eat the whole fucking thing. I used to be the same and I got told to eat as much as physically possible and worry about cutting later. So long as you gym while eating you won't become fat just bulkier. Then you can cut desu
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Instances that awoke your sexual fetishes 2017-07-14 06:55:08 Post No.38370239
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Instances that awoke your sexual fetishes
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I'm pretty sure my family fucked me up sexually for the rest of my life. When I was four my mom took a shower with me to show me how to take one. Years later when I discovered porn, I got an instant hard-on for MILFs that eventually developed into a GILF and incest fetish.
When I was little, I would sometimes want the same toys as my sisters, so I had a few dolls and such when I was little in addition to normal boys' toys. Then when I was 7, my sister dressed me up in her clothes/makeup as a joke to show my mom. Years later that developed into a gender-transformation fetish. Not traps (which are gay), but literally turning into a woman.
I'm in a heterosexual relationship, but last night as I was fucking my GF, I couldn't help but try to imagine what is was like for her to feel my cock in her pussy.
Am I doomed to be a freak the rest of my life?
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>>38370239
>Not traps (which are gay)
I don't understand. You lost me. I guess your sexuality IS fucked up.
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>>38370304
If you can't fuck their pussy because they don't have one, it's gay. That's just the laws of nature.
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>>38370327
Oh, you poor little thing you. There's nothing gay about a man putting his willy inside of another man.
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What are the "types" you'll find in any group of women "friends"? I'll start.
>that fat one who scream-laughs when anything mildly exciting is discussed, she knows she's there to make the others look hot but at least she's...kinda funny?
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Aka The mellisa McCarthy
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"the mum friend" is common aswell
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>The alcoholic
>The one who's cheating on her husband
>The one who sleeps with a new guy every week but no one comments on it
>The liberal book lover
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>roastie moving speaker in on truck in parking lot
>anon, can you help me lift it into the bed of the truck?
>put it on the tailgate and walk away
>watch her fumble to pull it back further into the bed
>hear it smash onto the floor from inside my building
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>took a shit in the living room
TAKE THAT MOM! haha fucking normie has too clean up her kids SHIT even though he's 23 ahaha too funny
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>>38370203
Thats what Mommys are for!
Its her duty to make sure Im safe and happy and fed and clean no matter my age
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@38370236
Just fucking kys you monster Jesus Christ this is revolting what the fuck would your friends think if you told them this?
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Give me a good reason why women should save themselves for marriage.
Hard mode. No religion.
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so they can enjoy the security and joys of a stable relationship built on trust and pair bonding that can last them a lifetime
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>>38370177
You can have that with sex before marriage.
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>>38370161
Because of STD, because women with higher partner counts are less happy and more likely to divorce their future husbands. Because it corrupts you morally and is degenerate and is unnatural despite the retards who believe in fake theories. It's unnatural for a man to act like an animal and have sex with different partners, same with women and have bastard offspring children with no father. Which having no father growing up causes mental damage to children studies have shown and more likely to be felons and criminals.
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I can't feel anything anymore, I can't believe that I used to feel things
I just want to disappear
When was the last time that you felt something?
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If you can't feel anything anymore than what is the problem?
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>>38370099
My life is somewhat improving, but I still want to die and I can't feel anything. That's the problem I wish I could be happy about stuff, but I can't even feel real.
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>>38370150
If you want to feel something, get a girlfriend. I know I know, it's hard for robots to do it, but if you try hard enough you can and it'll be rewarding.
>Search OPs...
>confession
>0 results
How unfortunate. I'll start,
I do hard drugs to feel normal.
Not so special, right?
Well let me explain. I have a girlfriend, we are in love, have a healthy sex life, and we're happy, nothing fake even in the slightest.
We're both pretty introverted, we're logical, and we're both pretty rebellious.
We met when I was trying to reconnect with old friends that i'd been separated from over the years at school
Happened to be her best friend.
She was (and is) shy, adorable, our kinks matched, she wanted to be dominated and pounded, i was into dominating,
But. I don't feel things. I'm not a sociopath, because i feel empathy. I just can't feel normal human emotions.
I Made out with my ex and came close to banging
I trip at home to experience normal emotions through watching other people enjoy themselves.
I'm not a cuck. Don't get me wrong, there are at least a few dudes i've fucked up because of something they did regarding her
This kid johnny, at the end of gym class where we go back to the locker room, johnnys slow as shit so i walk behind him
Right when the last other person passes the door i grab him
He's short as shit from shooting meth or whatever so it's easy
He'd said earlier 'Oh you're dating (her name)? Damn she got a FINE assss"
slammed his head into the plexiglass several times before showing him a picture of her and walking away
This kid that was in rotc was stalking her on fb and sending her creepy messages after being told to stop
Saw him in the hallway and slammed his head into a water fountain and walking away.
Hell, I even used /b/ to coordinate harrassment towards the ho i made out with to get her to kill herself all because she tried to fight my wifey.
I don't really know what else to say.
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>>38370013
you're a piece of shit, you think you're allowed to fuck people up just cuz they say something u don't like? get the fuck out of here
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>>38370922
your wife'll either leave u or kill herself or get killt
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I'm an almost male rostie. I'm the faggot who sucks random dick to feel good, stops then starts again when the urge gets strong. I'm only posting now because its 6am and I find I want nothing so much as to heat a man panting in pleasure as I work his cock