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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8cyM_damag
Leave me and my nigger music alone, faggots.

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>>37792625
An oldie but a goodie
Original

https://youtu.be/N-aK6JnyFmk

>>37792625
nice taste OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-gBds6v6Ak

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is this considered cute?

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>>37792607
>cute reaction images
cute neanderthal for you.

>>37792641
Yes, very cute

>>37792584
Also, cuck-haters btfo.

>>37792584
I wish a real man had killed my dad and married my mother. Spineless bastard literally taught me to cry when bullies bully you because your crying will make them feel bad.

>>37792584
You racist -Negroes are perfectly good absentee fathers

Please keep updated and don't die

be brave my friend

Have fun and enjoy the park buddy!

You will grow out of the skateboard phase around 18-19

>>37792620
I am 19
It's not a phase if you just got your first one

>>37792500
Tell me about your skate board anon

>the beginning
Oh honey you've been falling for quite some time now

>>37792486
>Not hot gluing your waifu
>Not facing her toward your computer so she can watch you play games
>Not hiding from her when you eventually spill the elmers on widowmaker from Overwatch
>Not upgrading to a life sized harley quinn and repeating this all over again


Normies on patrol today huh?

>>37792486
You've been falling for so long now, you've finally hit terminal velocity.
Brace for impact

>>37792462

>Ronaldo is 32
>Best player in world
>Estimates state a realistic buying price of 171 million euros if he leaves Madrid this year

Shut up OP

>>37792462
Too old FOR FOOTBALL you stupid piece of shit

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>>37792462
>40 is too young to lead a country
>30 is too old for physical activities

>>37792377
i get addicted to shit easily
probably give it to one of my stoner friends
dont need more shit wrong with me

>>37792377

that bud looks like garbage, if it even is bud

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>>37792414
dude im addicted the friends are the best part !
so long you have a stable job etc
>>37792435
look cuck boy it was FREE and you voted for hillary

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I guess it's fine. I figured I wasn't the only lonely one here but maybe I'm mistaken

>>37792321
Hello anon hows it going

>>37792363
I'm feeling good, how about you?

I did a bit of coke earlier but I'm drinking whisky now for the come down

He died when i was 11

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my old man's got 10 years left

>>37792304

75% Chance you'll live to be older than 66
Your life expectancy is a bit less than other people your age (13.6 years less than average).

Haha, they didn't take in consideration the fact that I might kill myself. Check mate, calculator.

What do you think of ISTJ's?

>>37792339

The only ISTJ i knew in my life (talked to him and so) was in a callcenter. He was a hater in a lot of non-normie stuff. Dressed well and had a nice haircut.

I don't know ISTJ that much.

>>37792300
Just got professionally tested and I am INTP. Using the info to find a job that I will like a build a career.

They're following traditional gender roles by being men and doing the approach

Women will VERY RARELY approach a man. YOU need to approach the women YOU find attractive.

>>37792298
You are young - gays prey on the young - and then this
>>37792335

>>37792298
>Have other robots experienced this?
Far too often. And then they wonder why you start developing hatred for them even with a live and let live attitude.

Okay

Original comment for bot

>>37792264
Yah but he's paying them though???

Poor motherfucker, I have Listerine, hand soap, toothpaste, but no parasites.

>>37792197
Seems pretty straightforward to me. What's your issue with it?

>>37792246
Being burly is not the same as being good looking, Confidence is a massive catch-22 since in order to feel confident by woman i must have been validated by a woman, you cant change your personality.

It's all platitudes that work well in the abstract but when you point out their unhelpfulness normies flipout.

>>37792197Normie advice don't work.

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>>37792122
>desperate for a partner.
more like desperate for a north american citizenship/passport.
the moment they set foot into the west, you might as well consider yourself single.

>>37792122
you know that shit is actually real. Talked about that with my Ukrainian fuckfriend, she knew of 2 childhood friends who had become that.
t. Chad-Cyborg

>>37792122
It's only because they think you would be rich. They'll come over and be your trophy wife while also fucking around behind your back. They'll stay with you, but it will be an unspoken agreement that she's just there as your trophy. As long you as you have money, she'll stay. But she'll also cheat on you with absolutely anyone she wants.

That's fine for some rich cunts. Having a hot woman to parade around at parties is a status symbol.