>depressed during my formative years
>now have literally no personality as an adult besides "whiny sadsack beta"
>be depressed since 13
>Been close to suicide multiple times
>Have to act outwardly extroverted or normalfags start bothering me
It's funny when sometimes I get into conversations about suicide and someone says " I can't imagine why someone would do that". Just shows how disconnected people are from each other
>no memories of my formative years
>>36203315
Maybe you were depressed because you knew what you'd grow up to be?
I fucked a tranny ama
>>36203282
Why did you do it and why are you coming back here now that you had sex.
>>36203282
Was it post-op?
>>36203282
Did you get shit on your dick? Any odor?
Would you let your daughter go to a party dressed like this?
>having kids
Why would you do that to yourself?
Kids are fucking terrible.
But yeah I probably would, she wants to dress like a whore she gets to suffer the consequences.
>>36203263
Yea. She looks cute in that dress. Why wouldnt I
>>36203263
I don't have children I don't understand this question
so you've got no gf
so you've got no friends
why not adopt lots of cats?
There are plenty of friendly older cats in your local animal shelter you can cheaply pick up already spayed/neutered, vaccinated and flea treated.
You could have 3, 6, or a dozen cats in your home right now for you to interact, play with, and care for. You could have this for fewer than $600. Why don't you do it?
>>36203236
pic originalitally related
I don't need any more schizophrenia from their infected crap than I already have.
You're not supposed to fuck your cat
Please only real...
>Had weird fetishes because my mom abused me
>Teen, start having weird actions towards my mom
>She neglect this feelings
>All skyrocket after i tried to record her and made sexual attempts to her...
>16 to 17 my fetish towards my mom turns to humiliation
>18
>fetish starts to morph, because porn addiction and 4chan all day
>Cuck shit
>Sissy shit
>Starts to lift to cover depression (Holocaust mode)
>Starts nofap
>fails a lot of times
>3 months lifting, i gain weight but still look like shit and my dick that was 14 cm goes to 13 (5,5 inches to 5 inches)
>Starts seeing Blacked videos
>I see my inferiority, 5 inches (The size of a fucking iphone) to a rhino dick
>Get deeper in feminization and trap meme
>Start to masturbate with hypnos....
>Fail everytime on Nofap
>All family leaves me for a week
>Time to get deeper on this fetish
>Shave, train asshole and what ever...
>Start lurking on my mom's room
>Find's a strange box
>Inside have a 6,5 inches dildo, kinky books and Bbc brazilian anal videos
>Wear panties to masturbate
>One day using panties i masturbate and eat my own cum
>After that i stopped
>10 days on nofap after that
>I'm crying
>Can't see my dick without getting sad
>regret after my actions
>I can't forget this...
This is real, 100%.
Nofap now.
>>36203208
christ what a faggot this board needs gassed
also ur mom having a tiny dildo but she has a bbc fetish smells like bullshit
>>36203567
I Swear i am not pushing gay agenda.
She has interracional porn because is common on my country, is cd shit.
Hi I'm here to pick up my complimentary sissy bf as part of the new fat robot cum draining program. I heard I could get my sissy bf cumslave here?
Post location and one close will appear in thread.
>>36203166
I will volunteer if you're in southern california anon.
>>36203166
post sauce and i'll hook you upor suck you off
Where do you think your dog thinks you go when you're at school behind a computer skipping your technical writing class? He or she knows you exist and you're out there somewhere, and your old pupster always responds with glee to see you when you're home, but does he think about where you may be? My dog is my best friend and today I discovered I failed my final English credit because of my attendance. I don't want to do physics anymore. This is my first rage post
>>36203137
You know what's sad? Dog's have no concept of death, so when you die, your dog will just assume you've abandoned him forever.
>>36203161
I'm glad in that respect that the boy has a shorter life span than me
>>36203137
he has constructed a surprisingly accurate approximation of each setting you regularly go to by smelling all of your complex smells when you get home.
Has anyone tried using HGH to increase facial aesthetics?
>>36203103
anyone who can afford HGH isn't a robot so you're probably looking in the wrong place
>>36203194
I just bought some research chemical called MK-677 off Ebay for $40. It's supposed to increase your body's own production of hgh.
>>36203267
might work if you're young but I thought there was a time period after which bones harden and aren't very pliable anymore. how long does that $40 amount last?
The funniest thing about wagecucks is that they are a slave to the earths rotation around the sun. 5 rotations of work, 2 rotations off, NEETs are truly superior insofar as they are not bound by arbitrary astrological events.
Yeah but I can buy stuff
>>36203084
Being a neo feminist means being raised in a generation listening to taylor swift say she doesnt like to think of the world as boys vs girls
Just stopped being a neet last week. On Thursday my bills will be fully paid. After my debt is gone ill buy driving lessons and a car. After work I'm always too tired to do shit so being able to buy stuff doesn't really matter to me. I'm just trying to be able to get my gf a visa.
Any other robots never kissed a girl?
I have never kissed a girl on the lips who wasn't a hooker
I used to care, but I don't really give a fuck
Only 90% of this board.
>>36203024
Funny enough, no. You are the only one. Congratulations.
OHAY @MidnightSnacks is now live! Opening up with my 10min set from @Hyp3rClub last weekend lol :3
http://stream.midnightsnacks.fm
woops, of course things glitch out as soon as I start, gimme a min~
comfy
>originililoli
>>36202979
>http://stream.midnightsnacks.fm
>it's already time for midnight snacks again
>feels like just last night I was asking W.T. for sauce on a remix and getting memed on twitter for it
What should I fap to tonight, r9k?
I'm fed up of the same old shit.nothing gay pls
>>36202956
You shouldnt
Originally
Go to /d/
Fap to whatever first topic is.
Fap to something somewhat normal. Vanilla.
>tfw to intelligent for a gf
Shit feel lads
>>36202951
>tfw to intelligent for a gf
*too
>tfw too many gfs to be intelligent
>>36202977
*to intelligant
why wont anybody hug me
can someone please hug me like aya did
please
i cant take it anymmore
theres nobody to care for me
>>36202887
*wraps asshole around your mouth*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
i want a huggie so badd
>>36202887
I'll hug you, anon. I'll give you a realoriginalhug.
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*
Oh hey there wagecuck. Halfway through the week, hopefully you don't have another breakdown before your designated recreational time at the end of the week.
Me? Well life isn't easy being a NEETgod, right now I'm stuck deciding what I'm going to do with all time today. Hey! Maybe you can help me choose! I've narrowed it down to a few options:
- Play a round of golf (beat my country clubs record last week!)
- Learn a new field of science
- Write and record a new symphony
- Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend
- Take my Ferrari for a spin
- Or perhaps just chill out with a nice book
This will be the closest you get to actually being free, by living through me.Heh, you think I forgot? Another day, another dollar.
>>36202877
you know this is bait because a NEET wouldn't be able to afford all that shit
>>36202924
>doesn't have to pay tax
>doesn't have to pay for gas, insurance, rent, car maintenence, food, etc
>keeps 100% of NEETbux
>poor
While I only make $1050 a fortnight with my NEETbux, I literally have more money spare than my neighbour who has a full time job, house and car since he has to waste his money on rent, travel and tax.
>>36202877
hello my fellow neet
>>36202924
kys newfag