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wow wtf i hate japan now

FLATKEKS BTFO

>>37762004
get rid of anime and I will come to japan

I'm actually meeting with someone pretty soon.

How do I tell a girl I love her? I don't want to be a KHHV anymore.

>>37761996
this isnt /b/
origiorino
also it is because im having a bad psychosis episode right now

>>37761996
>out with some girl having an adventure?

that's the one where you go party hoping and then your girl decides to stay at random house with guys after you've said you wanted to leave

why do you want to exist eternally though? do you enjoy suffering?

>>37761945
>Energy
>Not material
Wew lad. Also GR has no global conservation of energy (although you can define if for some locally Lorentzian frame).

>>37762061
NO, BUT I ENJOY EXISTING. EXISTING DOESNT HAVE TO BE SUFFERING ALL THE TIMR. ITS JUST THIS WAY BECAUSE OF THE CONDITION OF THIS FUGLY SHITTY WORTHLESS WORLD. BUT IN A DIFFERENT WORLD IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. RIGHT?

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post it,
I watch tutorials from youtube all day

With microphone buzz and pop included.

>look up computer game fix
>unregistered hypercam 2
>notepad opened
>SLOWLY types everything
>goes back to correct his numerous spelling mistakes
>video is over 12 minutes long

What do you mean "late"? It's not like you LIVE with them, right?

>>37761782
iktf anon
I fucking hate it

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>>37761782

I think about it all the time.

But I don't worry.
I mean, it's not like I hope they die in a car crash, but i just think of all the possibilities I could have without having someone to make proud, or someone to judge for my action.

I would probably be happy even if they'd die in a car crash, in the long run.

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>>37761781
Is this a joke? No

>>37761781
He's a tyrone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phV5K80TuNY

thanks doc
now go back >>>/v/

>>37761720
I'd be responsible for the mass suicide of various groups of people, the dissolution of the United Kingdom, a return of the Mongol Hoards, and the over throw of the Danish royal family by a Somalis.

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>DC would be reduced to ashes
>The white race would have gone extinct
>The entirety of Wall Street would have been guillotine'd
>There would be regular mass shooting at police stations and corporate offices
>Israel would become a gigantic crater
>I would have been responsible for the rape of at least 50 different NEETs

basically the we'd be living in a utopia

>>37762001
>white race extinct
don't you mean dystopia

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>>37761664
>tfw people laugh when I say I liked Donnie Darko

>>37761664
Sure I'll contribute to this vaguely defined thread

Sit down, sit down on the prow to wave bye
There might not be another star further on the line
Look out, look out at each town that glides by
And there's another crowd to drown in crying eyes

And see how that light you love now just won't shine
There might just be another star that's high and far in some other sky

We sing, "Is that marionette
Real enough yet to step off of that set
To decide what her hands might be doing?
Ruining the play, to in the ensuing melee escape"
We packed up all of our bags
The ship's deck now sags from the weight of our tracks
As we pace beneath flags black and battered
Rattling our swords in service of some faded foreign lord

We sail out on orders from him but we find
The maps he sent to us don't mention lost coastlines
Where nothing we've actually seen has been mapped or outlined
And we don't recognize the names upon these signs

>>37761902
Donnie Darko is shit but that's a good song.

They look like brother and sister.
faggot robot

>>37761630
Kek I thought this was another pre hrt/after hrt pic

>>37761630
he is nothing but a foolish tool to be used by women.

>>37761579
having a car implies successful
beings successful implies normie

>>37761579
>'01 Civic LX coupe daily
>00' 328Ci project

Also what do you drive? Because some cars have wider grab points and the torque delivery in the low end will affect it too. Cars that are good to learn in: Literally any Civic, Cobalt (shitty car, easy gearbox), and Corvette for dat low end torque

Literally too embarrassing to say.

>>37761563
It seems pretty liberal

overall, thumbs down.

Literal Unironic Cucksheds.

>making it THAT easy for niggers to rob you
ayylmaoo

>>37761561

Sales rep for grocery stores

Pros: pays well, don't really need to be smart just sociable

Cons: dealing with store managers and store receivers.

Manager of a gas station

Pros
>pay is alright
>get lots of holiday
Cons
>Question my life choices
>contemplate suicide every day

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Provider

Pros: Get to chill at home and do little bit more than usual.

Cons: Grandma is always talking shit

>>37761560
bald bald bald bald bald bald

>>37761725
Same dude/grill? If so i win

>>37761560
I think you'd look good with a buzzcut. Better than that shit you've got now anyway

Bump oreganigger

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>>37761553
>normie general
finally, a thread for normans of r9k

my night is good, sipping on some beer with my roommates watching livePD. Gonna meet up with a qt I've been hooking up with the past month, either before or after we hit the bar. We'll see what prospects are out there first.

You trippin on any wisdom tooth pills OP?

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>>37762317
Quit sucking ur own dick little bitch

at least change up ur style of writing U fucking transparent monkey

I'd sage this if i still could newshill

MGTOW is the anti-thesis to this fucked up system. We are the men smart enough to see through your bullshit, your shame tactics, and cucked worldviews. The really messed up part is, we are only asking one question that no one seems to have the answer to. Why the fuck should we keep playing this game when we are guaranteed to lose? Give me a single reason as to why I should settle down with a modern woman. But before you open your vapid mouth, before you over cook that shell you call a brain, understand this. Whatever you think would be a good argument to this question, I've heard it all before.
"B-b-but MGTOW, don't you want the white picket fence lifestyle? Don't you want a beautiful woman who would respect and treat you like a man? Don't you want kids?! PLEASE, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"

If you plan on saying anything remotely close to this, I ask that you get on your knees and blow me. There is nothing left for men in the family life, you saw to that. We are done with you and your filth, because you pushed it too far. I'd love to have kids, but I can't. Because I can't bring a kid into this world who doesn't get to know what a true, wholesome family is like. I will not stand to have any woman disrespect me when she kidnaps my children and demands that I pay her to do so. "Well, NAWALT!" Again, fill your mouth with someone's junk because clearly you don't have anything worth while to say. 60+% of all marriages end in divorce, 70+% of those being initiated by a woman. I DON'T FUCKING GAMBLE MY LIFE WITH 60+% STACKED ODDS, YOU DUMB CUNTS!


(Actually 2/3)

And before I drop this mic, I want to add one more thing. If you're a woman, and you come here to virtue signal. If you make single post that has "I'm a woman, btw." I will remind you of the one and only internet commandment on the subject of gender. There are no girls on the internet, tits or GTFO. You won't be using your victim status, your gender status, or anything else of the sort around here. This is the one place in the world where you can't use your pussy to get ahead, get fucking use to it.

>>37761543
I'm confused by your choice of picture. It shows a woman in a dominating position and both seem to be mutually enjoying it, unless I'm somehow missing the point.