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The last straw was when I learned in my psychology class that when women talk about their problems, you aren't supposed to solve them. What they want is for you to just nod your head and agree.

She would rather fucking complain about how her friends are all bitches and backstab her constantly than be told the simple solution: stop talking to those friends. Women would rather bitch than live a happy life.

I hate all women.

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/alcoholics/

post what you're drinking m8s, why you do it, and yer plans.

I'm chuggin some captain morgan because it's cheap, and I like the flavor. Why do I drink booze? because it makes me feel good, it's fun, and the worst it does is make me puke in the end.

Have a good weekend starting now, my dudes.

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>*blocks your path*
>"try some of my fudge cake anon!"

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What's you favorite band /r9k/?

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How does it feel to have Reddit make fun of you

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>tfw asexual gf

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>He wears the virgin shoe
Lmao

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Is that true boys do this when they take a shower together?

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I'm only 21 and I already feel like my youth is over. I was slowly working on improving myself but ever since I turned 21 I've given up because I feel like it's too late for it to matter.

I'm on the cusp of finishing university, I only have a few weeks left. I never made a single friend, never even kissed a girl. Didn't go to a single party. School and university are meant to be the best times in a person's life, and I've already wasted those opportunities. All I did was sit in my room for 3 years, not even studying, just wasting time on the Internet.

I always used to comfort myself by saying that I still had time to lose weight, start lifting, and practising my social skills until I became a normie, but now it's too late for any of that.

Tell me old robots, is it still too late for me to fix my life and have some fun? Convince me I'm being crazy, that I've still got my whole life ahead of me. I was thinking of spending a few years improving myself and then doing a postgraduate degree once I reached normie tier, but then won't I be too old compared to everyone else?

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MTA thread? MTA thread!

Someone come and play with me please.

Server is named "The Feels Server"

The password is: "feel"

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>tfw you still have an i5 cpu

Who here /threadlet/?

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How much does it cost to get an Asian gf that looks like this?

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>Leess than 2% of circumcised men experience inflammation and infection of the head of the penis compared to 10% uncircumcised men.
>Circumcision substantially reduces the risk of urinary tract infections and kidney complications in men.
>Circumcision results in over 20-fold decrease in risk of invasive penile cancer, which has a high fatality rate
>Adult circumcision reduces risk of prostate cancer by 50%, which affects 1 in 6 men and often requires castration as treatment
>Circumcision provode a 3-fold reduction in risk of acquiring HIV (AIDS)
>Circumcision affords substantial protection against thrush, papilloma virus, genital herpes, syphilis, chancroid, trichomonas and mycoplasma.
>Up to 10% of uncircumcised adults will later require circumcision for medical reasons.
>Any uncircumcised male can develop phimosis at any point in their life. This is because foreskin tissue always has the potential to tighten in response to various aggravating factors
>Circumcision eliminates risk of BXO and balantitis, which can cause infertility.
>Research shows that most women prefer the circumcised penis for appearance, hygiene and sexual activity, even in cultures where circumcision is uncommon
>Partner pressure was a significant component in men seeking adult circumcisions, scoring slightly bellow medical reasons.
>Women whose male sexual partners were circumcised report an improvement or no change in their sex life after the procedure in 97% of cases.
>Reduced rate of erectile dysfunction in 'Brief male sexual function inventory' after circumcision.
>A study from the University of Chicago found that men who undergo circumcisions not only enjoy sex more after the operation but are also able to perform better in bed.

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>tfw no qt tomboy /ss/ gf

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>be blackbot
>want to fuck Asian girls
>none live near me