Last day in the hospital and this thread has been doing great. So come back in
What's the point? We doing green text or what?
>>37061753
I can greenbelt whatever you want. Shoot me a topic
Gonna go home sometime today. No idea where though
Hello beta orbiters of 4chan. Tell me who you orbit and why. Is it working out for you?
I have never orbitted a girl and i never will, that shit is so damn pathetic.
>>37061480
I never understood orbiters, people who wilfully dedicate so much of their time and energy to worshipping someone. Especially an internet personality.
That's pathetic as fuck and this is coming from a weaboo neet
>>37061495
/thread
it is the most beta nu-male thing you could possibly fill your time with doing
Can Long-Distance Relationships work?
>>37060472
Yeah man, they sure do. You're totally not a cuckold.
Nope. If it's at a distance, it ain't a relationship.
Hell no. Long distance relationships are a meme.
lol you've never seen breasts before
>>37060381
ive seen beast before
>>37060386Porn, strippers or a hooker?
>>37060381
They are soft and smell nice. But poon smells best. I love the smell of poon <3
who /disgusting/ here
if i still look like this by the end of summer i am going to kill myself
>>37060104
>who /disgusting/ here
Right here. What are your stats?
>>37060139
I can't tell if you're a very low-T guy or a very fat girl.
thats only your body, my face is so disgusting that I became a meme once I posted it on /soc/
>start working out
>get progressively weaker
what the FUCK is going on??!!!!??
You're supposed to rest
>>37060020
lose fat(weight) before you gain muscles
>>37060044
Im skinny as fuck
>>37060039
Ive been doing pushups every day and progressively getting worse
What is your father like?
A strong role model? Or a bad example?
>>37059986
When he was alive, he seemed like the coolest dude and greatest father. Mother has never mentioned any fights, no conflict, nothing. He was great with cars and bikes, a true working man, and I would have turned out probably normal if he didn't crash his truck into a pole. I try to do stuff to honor him as best as I can, I wear his old jewelry, I wear his old coats, I keep his surviving belongings in good shape. He was a pretty reckless bastard, lead foot, almost died once before in a motorcycle crash. I wish I got to know him better, but I was only four when he died.
These past few years made me realize a bit of what he went through
Fought in his home countries civil war (salvadorian) came here very young with ptsd made a life for himself had me went into the american military came back and has a nice life with my step mother. Hes strict as can be but hes the best man i know.
>"he only speaks 1 language"
>he doesn't speak russian
>>37059820
>>"he only speaks 1 language"
Monoglots are truly pathetic.
B-but... cyka...
I'm actually learning moonspeak
you aren't a true robot if you don't study nip
Every girl I fucking meet online (whatsapp groups mostly) turns out to be a submissive bdsm chick
Is it just me or?
they just want to call your daddy and master and shit what the fuck
do they all have daddy issues?
well? how about it lads
How do you meet a girl online?
Just fapped for the first time in 10 days. First without porn, then with porn. Weakest and smallest full erection I've ever had and the least enjoyable orgasms I've ever had.
Don't fall for the nofap meme.
>>37059762
>I have a negative anecdote therefore these hundreds of positive anecdotes are irrelevant
>>37059802
>hundreds of positive anecdotes
[citation needed]
>>37059823
Please tell me you don't think the word "nofap" was invented on 4chan.
>Wait a minute Anon, you aren't having the recommended 5 sessions of sex every week?
this really isn't a far cry from what a lot of doctors will say
>>37059642
>tfw doctor asks about your sexual activity
>"Nofap"..? So that means you dont masturbate? That means you are in a huge risk for prostate cancer! Lie down please, we have to make an examination down there.
33 here, I somehow got a job and a loving wife.
Will be expecting a daughter in 4 months
For those of you under 30 don't kill yourself there is still hope
>He thinks bringing another suffer bag into the world is making it
thats what they want you to think, the truth is we're in the belly of a great beast, and procreating only feeds it
wizchan was right all along
37 here.
My son is 15 months old. He's walking and causing all manner of mischief. I love him to pieces.
>>37059449
t. tedious edgelord
Why do liberal women always become really hostile whenever I'm trying to have a discussion with them? I say nothing inflammatory towards them and they just begin spouting all these ad hominems, assumptions about me, and poor interpretations of what I've said because I pushed on a topic that makes them really emotional
Based on your OP, I'd say it's your total lack of self awareness and social skills
>>37059402
>Why do liberal women always become really hostile whenever I'm trying to have a discussion with them?
the first problem is you're actually talking to those stupid cunts. the second problem is they can't defend their pathetic opinions.
>>37059427
Based on your preconceived notions of op because he said something you didn't like and you want to live in your own little worldview bubble by pigeonholing people. You are a dumb af roastie lmao
i get dubs so often i must be god
>>37059329
well this was embarrassing. CHECK EM!
check out this dubs here
>>37059362
why does this happen e ery time
Do you feel intimidated by girls with bigger dicks than yours?
I'm straight but I really wish I could see the rest of this video.
No, strictly because it is impossible for that to happen
>>37059201
It's a guy though, who dresses as a girl