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What's the point? We doing green text or what?

>>37061753
I can greenbelt whatever you want. Shoot me a topic

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Gonna go home sometime today. No idea where though

I have never orbitted a girl and i never will, that shit is so damn pathetic.

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>>37061480
I never understood orbiters, people who wilfully dedicate so much of their time and energy to worshipping someone. Especially an internet personality.

That's pathetic as fuck and this is coming from a weaboo neet

>>37061495
/thread

it is the most beta nu-male thing you could possibly fill your time with doing

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>>37060472
Yeah man, they sure do. You're totally not a cuckold.

Nope. If it's at a distance, it ain't a relationship.

Hell no. Long distance relationships are a meme.

>>37060381
ive seen beast before

>>37060386
Porn, strippers or a hooker?

>>37060381
They are soft and smell nice. But poon smells best. I love the smell of poon <3

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>>37060104
>who /disgusting/ here
Right here. What are your stats?

>>37060139
I can't tell if you're a very low-T guy or a very fat girl.

thats only your body, my face is so disgusting that I became a meme once I posted it on /soc/

You're supposed to rest

>>37060020
lose fat(weight) before you gain muscles

>>37060044
Im skinny as fuck

>>37060039
Ive been doing pushups every day and progressively getting worse

>>37059986
When he was alive, he seemed like the coolest dude and greatest father. Mother has never mentioned any fights, no conflict, nothing. He was great with cars and bikes, a true working man, and I would have turned out probably normal if he didn't crash his truck into a pole. I try to do stuff to honor him as best as I can, I wear his old jewelry, I wear his old coats, I keep his surviving belongings in good shape. He was a pretty reckless bastard, lead foot, almost died once before in a motorcycle crash. I wish I got to know him better, but I was only four when he died.

These past few years made me realize a bit of what he went through

Fought in his home countries civil war (salvadorian) came here very young with ptsd made a life for himself had me went into the american military came back and has a nice life with my step mother. Hes strict as can be but hes the best man i know.

>>37059820
>>"he only speaks 1 language"

Monoglots are truly pathetic.

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B-but... cyka...

I'm actually learning moonspeak

you aren't a true robot if you don't study nip

they just want to call your daddy and master and shit what the fuck
do they all have daddy issues?

well? how about it lads

How do you meet a girl online?

>>37059762
>I have a negative anecdote therefore these hundreds of positive anecdotes are irrelevant

>>37059802
>hundreds of positive anecdotes
[citation needed]

>>37059823
Please tell me you don't think the word "nofap" was invented on 4chan.

this really isn't a far cry from what a lot of doctors will say

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>>37059642
>tfw doctor asks about your sexual activity

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>"Nofap"..? So that means you dont masturbate? That means you are in a huge risk for prostate cancer! Lie down please, we have to make an examination down there.

>He thinks bringing another suffer bag into the world is making it

thats what they want you to think, the truth is we're in the belly of a great beast, and procreating only feeds it

wizchan was right all along

37 here.

My son is 15 months old. He's walking and causing all manner of mischief. I love him to pieces.

>>37059449

t. tedious edgelord

Based on your OP, I'd say it's your total lack of self awareness and social skills

>>37059402
>Why do liberal women always become really hostile whenever I'm trying to have a discussion with them?
the first problem is you're actually talking to those stupid cunts. the second problem is they can't defend their pathetic opinions.

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>>37059427
Based on your preconceived notions of op because he said something you didn't like and you want to live in your own little worldview bubble by pigeonholing people. You are a dumb af roastie lmao

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>>37059329
well this was embarrassing. CHECK EM!

check out this dubs here

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>>37059362
why does this happen e ery time

I'm straight but I really wish I could see the rest of this video.

No, strictly because it is impossible for that to happen

>>37059201
It's a guy though, who dresses as a girl