Which wojack are you?
Definitely the one with the knife. I've given up.
>>35112930
rifle
adogoug
nqkakdirinrnamakdofithevakaofktng
I lost someone very special to me this month. Larry Bird, my father's dog who was all I had left of him. Transitioning's been really hard for me, and I'm afraid that I need a lot of fashion advice. This is me this year, and the aesthetic I'm going for is strongly Mediterranean. This (http://imgur.com/a/dYKMi) is as close to my ideal as I've been able to find. You'll have to zoom in.
My fortunes have only begun to turn, so please keep your suggestions to a reasonable budget.
Just reaching out for some support, thank you brothers.
>>35112919
your trigger warning dog died?
i'm interested, what does a trigger warning dog do
what the shit it happening
>>35112919
>Transitioning
kill yourself fag
If you honestly shower or bathe more than once a week at a minimum then you are a normie.
>>35112752
>then you are a normie.
I do it for my mom. She doesn't like me to be a stinky boy.
>He doesn't shower 3 times a day.
>>35112809
Honestly in all honesty you disgust me. Do you think Adam Lanza listened to his mommy?
>guy at the liquor store doesn't even card me anymore
>>35112724
Kek
Did he die?
>>35112724
>anymore
because you already showed him your card, duh.
>>35112724
>all the cashiers at abc instinctively grab my cigs and split bottles of cheap flavored vodka from behind the the counter before i can even open my mouth
>they know my name by heart
I don't know if it's comfy or i need to re think my life
Why do I exist? How the fuck did these genetics keep getting passed on? Seems like my entire existence should've been phased out of the gene pull hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Is modern medicine and the abundance of resources to blame? Maybe genetic abominations like me would've died at birth or died from disease or something early on.
>>35112701
chill the fuck out. you have a recessed jaw? if its bad enough surgery will be paid for by insurance. there are worse things to live with
genetic recombination.
Ugly women have too high of a sexual market value, so their shitty genes get passed on.
>sperg gf is taking me on another train date
>>35112672
Crash the train
>>35112672
>having a gf
You know the the drill faggot, GET OFF OF MY BOARD YOU GODDAMN NORMALSCUM
>>35112672
Literally WHAT is there to be upset about here?
>TFW no autistic trainfan GF
If you're walking around dressed like this you're doing it for one reason only, to attract cock. You don't get to decide which cock you get. Women need to learn respect for the male sex drive and stop triggering our cocks every 5 mins. It was only 40000 years ago we could smack you over the head and drag you back to our cave. Be warned cunts.
Imagine with all that weight she's put on how big her tits would be now
She's going to hell for doing that
>>35112661
>cuts her tits off because she was sick of the attention and objectification
>Uploads daily ass pics on Instagram, does nude photo shoots
Woman logic.
>>35112661
I never thought about it like this, and I'm a guy. I think I might have a case of internalized misandry
I love being Australian. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the internet, we can assume our role as the dominate country. We can banter the shit out of internet users, emotionally torment them, even shitpost and there is nothing they can do about it and Americans will never have a chance to post as slick as us.
For example, a yank filed for a mod to delete the thread a little over a year ago when he discovered I was shitposting. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me typing shit on the keyboard, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to bait others. I continued to shitpost with my blacked keyboard for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us shitposting and me getting pleased by a superior massive (you) while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a ban. Under advice of mods, I cleaned out our joint (you) account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford a competent ban appeal.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the memes he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 neetbux a month in meme support, 3,725 tendies a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being a cunt.. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :^)
He whined like a little kunt to the mod, claiming he had to get a mate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
>>35112605
I really really like this Australian post.
>>35112605
Shut up
kjwdchngk
>>35112605
>I continued to shitpost with my blacked keyboard
ayy lmao
this is the worst feel in the world
>>35112584
Whatever you say, nigger.
Originally original.
>>35112584
>this is the worst feel in the world
surprisingly original.
could you elaborate why? experiences etc.
>>35112584
I wonder what I would feel like if I were a non-white but possessed the same intelligence as I do now. Would I reproduce? Would I reproduce with a White?
I don't know...
>DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
Is Alcohol a fucking meme or is the average normalfag just an alcoholic?
It's a meme but it's also pretty nice every once in a while.
You stupid niggers are just so fucking bullshit to deal with. If you fuckers killed yourselves, there'd literally be no need for alcohol. Instead you just fuck around ruining fucking everything.
If you have a dozen drinks in 1 night, you're normal. If you have them spread over a week, you're an alcoholic.
>by some miracle get the attention of a qt girl
>she invites me to her place
>walk in the door
>first thing out of my mouth
>"wow what a dump"
>didn't fuck
I was so god damn close too why did this happen at such a crucial moment?
You said as a joke or you're just retard ?
I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded.
You're trolling, right?
>get girl to come to my place
>when we walk in she says "kinda small isn't"
>"This is small? You should see my dick"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRwgmjn-8mE
>those fucking "toom!" "toom!" "ohh!" sounds she makes when she unloads a double-barrel sawed-off shotgun into another man's chest
holy fuck this girl is so cute /r9k/
>>35112485
This is really fucking cute anon
thank you for posting it
why is this being shilled so heavily on here lately?
>>35112485
>altsu konnichia doumou hajimemashite
kawaii as fuck
piiu
piiu
ALL OF THESE NEW TRIPS ON OUR BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35112387
Probably some group of discord normies
What do you mean?
Welcome us.
>>35112387
Cracked dot com did a story on the alt right, 4chan and /pol/ were mentioned. Expect an influx of newfags.
It's that time again, robots. Post your type and speculate as to if and how it's part of why you're stuck a robot. Gander at if your hatred of the normie somehow twisted the normie expectations of your type. Already know your type? Reaffirm yourself and share the results.Fuck off, Jennas and Chads.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/test.php
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
The celebritytypes quiz, I feel, was more accurate in capturing who I am than the 16personalities quiz, which labeled me as ENFP. It was so much easier answering with concrete answers than arbitrary sliders.
>>35112325
I either get ISTP or INTP on these tests.
>>35112390
Which one do you feel more comfortable with? Represents who you are better as a human being?
>>35112404
Not sure. Fluctuates
Hello r9k ,what is up? Do you miss moot?
>>35112294
Is this place better or worse without him? I haven't really been here much since he left
moot is such a 10/10 qt
the only guy i'd go gay for
>>35112324
New trip?your a faggot
Nice anon!