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I don't like people have bad lives
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what that anime friend? please what that anime pic where?
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>>36786754
It is from boku no pico
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I've had a bad life. Really not keen on life desu. Can't trust anyone.

>we call each other babe frequently even knowing we're not dating


What does this mean
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Joking around.
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>>36786714
mean ur gay anon.
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>>36786714
Ur both retards but especially you since you're the male (boy) not making a move and trying to make up for it by passive (beta) flirting

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I've been browsing here for at least 10 years. time flies, eh?
i'm a filthy degenerate and my boyfriend is threatening to break up with me it seems.
I don't care to be honest, my depression is hitting me in full force for whatever reason (even though I've been taking my meds).
I shouldn't mix alcohol and my meds but I did it anyway. It's everclear. Somewhat tempted to drink some more and see if I die
in my sleep. What do you think I should do? I'm feeling so suicidal right now. It's not like anyone would miss me. Got a letter
from my boss today, generic bullshit about "how I helped out" lol. The amount of falsehood that people are pressured to front
every single day is so annoying. Oh, and i can't even really masturbate anymore because I can't cum half the time. Went from
super invested in my sex life to highly disinterested in merely a week because I'd rather get hit by a car. Literally the only saving
grace is my dog and I treat him like shit too. I'm almost positive I have binge eating disorder and I waste food + money constantly
(also waist it lol) because I'm a fat fucking bitch. I have uni finals on Monday and tuesday, can I be raped and murdered before then please?
Depression and anxiety lost me my "dream" position as a lab assistant in uni and I can never show my face around there again
I feel, especially because one of the managers is maternalistic as fuck and shamed me for every mistake I made like I was some
toddler ripe for traumatizing

tl;dr
for each dubs rolled I will mix my meds w/ everclear (they interact awfully and I can die from mixing them).
also AMA, i have lots of weird fetishes including wanting to take the virginities of betas like the ones you can
find on /r9k/
also also i'm drinking another swig of everclear just to be thorough
also also also i'm 164.5cm and weigh like 62kg, fat shame me
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>>36786707
Sort yourself out and stop trying to harm yourself.
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>>36786707
Do you want to talk or something anon? I'm not just offering because you're female, just FYI. I always talk to sad anons because I'm bored and sad and want to help people

Don't kill yourself and don't be self destructive please. I've done that before and it always ends up worse. Also you're not even that fat, you could lose a little weight easy and be thin but you're not fat
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>>36786707
Stay safe before I fly over there and cuddle your ass you fucker

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When did you finally accept your fate?
The realization that you will live with your parents until they die.
That you will make no accomplishments in life.
That you were designed to be waste by God.
I realized it when I was 19.
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the moment you accept it is the moment you lose, i'll be sure to step on your corpse when i'm raising myself up.
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>>36786694
You realized it at 19, how old are you now lad?
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>>36786711
Nice, but why would you step on my corpse

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>that moment of pure bliss when everyone is asleep, you turn all the lights off in your room, sit in your chair, and just let your mind drift off into space
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>>36786675
Now this is the best feel. Along with some hot tea, blankets, and soothing classical music on low volume playing in the background.
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>>36786675
Do this but outside. It's even better.
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>>36786675
Such a nice feeling

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Dude, remember the 90s?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pa6SGYWADU
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Is it weird that I think Funko Pop figurines are really cute? I'm an adult male. Don't own any myself, but my brother does, and I love looking at them.
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>>36786631
You're luck the thing I want to say is considered unoriginal anon. Seriously are.

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pictures, music, videos, poems, ect.

I'm slipping guys. help me hold onto reality.
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>>36786607
always post the sticky my g

MasterComfy#swag
Anon's Additional Installment of Comfy General.
>/Comfy Thead Theme/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbpnNNMGgA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJKOqM2bDuc

Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading

COMFY GENERAL WHO THE FUCK IS UP GET COZY GET COMFY FUCKERS. Minimal politicking, racebaiting, and boipussi please. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.

Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/


comfy is a forlorn feeling of wanting to exist in the moments of absolute bliss you find from experience or in pictures you like. comfy is subjective but there's a few trends you can whittle it down to.
>urban japan
>skylines
>warm colors
>tight spaces
>rural japan
>eastern Europe sometimes, (mostly russia and the like)
>pink skylines
>VHS filters over just about anything.
you have the right idea. compositon is very important when it comes to creating an aesthetic picture (obviously)
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>>36786607
I have a very different taste in comfy so maybe this won't really help you.
https://youtu.be/Yw3XPeqIVUU
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But anon

You are reality

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When I was a kid I was raped a lot. During that time my vagina started darkening. To this day I feel incredibly self conscious about a few things
>is it obvious I was raped based on how dark my vagina is
>I don't know if its a turn off, if its dark and gross
>am I of lower class because it looks like a black person's
>do I have a 'roastie'
>should I get bleaching
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>>36786543
Is it like pic related?
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>>36786543
>white
>she doesn't have a delicious pink pussy

Yuck
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>>36786543
Tits or gtfo probs no original

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Do you have the "virgin posture"?
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>>36786524
>add virgin in front of everything nerds do
Har har, neeerd!
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I'm self-aware enough to sit upright when in public. People say I have the body language of a butler. At home my back slouches like that.
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>he doesn't have the chad posture

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Reminder that Orange won the first Color Wars
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fuck no. anyone who thinks this is a fucking moron
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Orange is the gayest color in all of mankind
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WRONG dipshit orange sucks

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1. What city and country are you from?
2. How old are you?
3. What do you think of women in general?
4. Do you believe in God, and how do you define God?
5. Have you ever personally witnessed physical violence? If so, short greentext about the most extreme violence and\or its consequences you've seen?
6. What's your favourite meal?
7. What's your favourite LOCAL meal (ie an 'ethnic' dish or something people from outside your city\country\region aren't likely to eat)?
8. Can it be veganised? If so, how?
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Fuck off you CIA spook. Buy my data from Hiro like everybody else has to.
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>>36786469
WA US

21

Theyre cute but vapid and prone to emotion

God is a healthy human construct that really is just the embodiment of honorable morality

Almost got molested when I was 15

Dont like food
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>>36786469
oh it's this thread again, "everyone post autistic responses and nobody responds to anything" thread

1. Blackfoot, America
2. 26
3. just people with hyperinflated egos and way more disgusting than most people realize
4. yeah, but just some force that helped guide the billions of years that led to our existence. not christian or anything. also i'm not dead set in my belief, i'm agnostic mostly but it just seems super unlikely that our existence came about by luck
5. yeah. some guy chased around a kid with a hammer in the street, the kid had a 9 inch knife and so the kid got hit in the head with the hammer and it was pretty bad, the guy got sliced up pretty good. i didn't know either of them, just witnessed it on the street late on a saturday night when i lived in brazil
6. taco bell honestly
7. do taco trucks count? get some big greasy burritos from taco trucks from time to time
8. wth who fucking cares.

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How many of you robots/fembots have tattoos? Lets see em.

Just got this Sunday. 6 hours worth of one session.
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no, I've never been in prison
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Maybe you should have spent the time working out or getting a tan you fat pasty faggot
Everybody sees through the compression shirt
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>>36786504
I'm a college defensive end m8. But thanks man :)

Anyone else fucking pissed off at this movie?
>first manic episode winds me up in the ward
Think might not suck because of what this movie told me.
>a cute suicidal/self harming girl will be there and we'll be insta buddies in no time
No suicidal girls
No cute girls
Not even cute nurses
Maybe it's because it was the psych ward at the county hospital, that's why there were no girls there, idk. This crushed me.
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that movie sucks sucks sucks
don't think love is gonna help you bro, there's just gonna be another thing that starts bothering you real soon
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>>36786567
But it promised me at least one cute girl. I don't mind if she's a cutter. I'd love her regardless.
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>>36786425
>>36786425
Was this an adult or adolescent ward? I work on an adolescent ward, and the "cute cutter" trope seems worryingly common.

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Would you let your daughter wear shorts like this?
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Yes, so I can fap to the image later.
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>implying I'd have a non-white daughter
>implying I'll ever have sex
Jokes on you, faggot.
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Honestly who wouldn't. lol.

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>tfw bf is starting to get too clingy
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>>36786341
just let him know

just fucking communicate

why do women never fucking communicate
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>>36786420
>why do women never fucking communicate

because why should they? they know that the beta faggots their dating would do anything for them, why should they feel like they have to put any effort into a relationship
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>tfw talented, interesting, quirky, and have a decent job
>tfw if you were a man you could easily have a gf
>tfw no bf because men only care about looks

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