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>having kids
>moral
*breathes in*

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>With modern weapons and tactics there is no difference between men and women.
if a woman is threatening or violent toward you, shoot her in the head. If your female partner is being violent, kill her first for your own safety/self defence. Women are equal to men, you don't know if she has a weapon so shoot first if she is angry and approaches you, ask questions later.
If you are alone with a strange woman, make sure you are ready to take lethal action. If the woman approaches you and there is no cctv, it opens you up to potential homicide, or false rape accusations. If she manages you put a single hair fiber or spit molecule on your person you can be potentially jailed for life for rape on her say so.
So, when alone with a female you are advised, if no cctv, to draw and aim your personal firearm. Then if she continues to approach you shout a clear and loud warning to cease and desist. If she crosses the 5m threshold you are probably legally entitled to shoot her in the head. You should always aim for maximal lethality as women are capable of pulling a trigger on you after flesh wounds. It also has the added bonus of preventing her testimony in a false rape accusation that will probably be lobbied by her friends and family.

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When working with women, be sure to never ever be alone with one. Always carry a lethal weapon, such as a zombie knife, with a serrated edge for maximal kill probability.
The spots to watch out for, and have been mostly used for false rape claims are narrow corridors. Watch for females who try to pattern your movements and catch you alone, out of sight from other workers. If you find yourself in a situation like this and the female is attempting to touch you, kill her immediately. Strike at arms length to reduce the chance of later rape claims or sexual molestation, and do not under any circumstances attempt to revive as this will ensure a rape conviction later. Women are equal to men and you must not treat them as though they are incapable of violence or untrained in combat. Strike across the throat when defending yourself, as penetrating stabs may bring you too close, furthering chances of rape claims later, and potential sexual penetration with foreign object charges.
Do not be afraid to kill because she is a woman. The prisons are filled with women who have killed and tortured, every day thousands of women kill their own babies through abortion and child abuse, if they are ill intentioned they will kill you or accuse you of rape.

/taken from lawyer on /reddit/

>>39231481
Just get a pocket pussy.

>>39231481
I've got a girlfriend now, at 24, it's not all its cracked up to be anon stay single

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>>39231511
nobody wants your opinion stop posting here normalfag

>>39231471
I would want a picture of me too.

>>39231471
only if you take off your bra as well

>>39231471
>implying a women would want to take a picture of anything else but themselves
I shiggy diggy

id kill myself if i had to resort to that

If i were homeless I'd sooner eat lizards and bugs.

>>39231460
No because I'm still a white college educated male living in America.

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>>39231228
>tfw born too soon to be a space garbageman

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>>39231228
>ywn sail in space with a huge beast cargo ship watching the big wide space trough your window while sitting in your comfy ergonomic seat

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>Tfw born too soon to be a space cowboy

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> tfw when 175 cm tall
At least you aren't a manlet.

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>>39231225
>199.5cm
>mfw

>>39231225
>182
get outta here, you're taller than most people you'll meet anyway

>>39231205

It's a progresse path, a few summers ago did the same shit they insta said
> "wow, anon looks differant, ao thin and tall"

One year later

>"Hes becoming a cute" but still a fall back option in case their bf dumped them

Now that im working and embraced the joy of natsoc they cant stop looking at me

>Keep working out
>Dress fancy shirts, preferably white
>Be confident and focus on not thinking of sex while subtly projecting to them
>Have a clean white smille and keep eue contact..

>>39231271
>clean white smile

How can i archieve this anon? Already have pretty yellow teeth...

>>39232336

Lower coofe, lower smoking, clean your teeth 10 minutes each time you clean them, and do it after and before every major meal

There was some research paper on this and apparently long-term depression does damage the brain. Long-term stress also damages the brain. Short-term probably won't cause any issues.

>>39231478
I've been depressed since I was like 14 and it's almost been 10 years since then.

>>39231478
>tfw been a depressed stressed wagecuck for 10 years now

Ha ha guess I'm fucked for life!

i used to feel lonely all the fucking time
couldn't even go to the bathroom by myself unless someone came with me
these feelings decreased by time , and now i never feel lonely.......................................ever.

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>>39231183
That is adorable anon, I want to hold you and squeeze you tightly so that the repressed feelings of your true isolation come to haunt you forcing you to weep on to my shoulder and dramatically scream. To be fair though I used to sleep with my parents until I was around 11 since I thought that a skeleton was going to come out of my closet and kill me, led to developing OCD and now I press every switch to kill the compulsive belief that some poltergeist will absorb my soul among other things, sounds retarded right? Though even though you can't see it you can still feel it.

You know I bet you'd probably collapse if someone patted you on the head simply due to how non-exposed you are to that form of interaction.

>>39231159
I understand you totally, to be honest its more of a concern to talk to others. Whenever someone messages me I feel like I'm going to anger or disappoint them. I know realistically that wouldn't be the case though given that my only trait appears to be that I'm incapable of being good it is only natural to feel on edge. At most I use anonymous party chats on board games in addition to this and Cleverbot, at least then you don't have an image.

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>>39231360
oh i'm sorry anon..
yes i had a ton of emotions and lacked alot of human interaction
one time i was going home with a guy , that i barely know, we weren't friends or anything,he was going to buy something and i wanted to go because i really like trains...anyways he put his head on my shoulder for some reason and i felt like pic related

>>39231156
Taking adderall stunts your ability to feel after some time. There are other options but this one sounds like your ideal option.

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>>39231156
make sure you listen to limp bizkit and play some shadow the hedgehog

>>39231179

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP

>tfw you get older and people start taking your outlandish death threats seriously

Becoming an adult was a mistake

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>>39231137
>Tell nothing
>Give them symptoms of mass-murder
>mfw they didn't get it

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One time my mum came into my room and said there were a lot of people getting arrested and then asked me if I looked at anything bad on the internet. I had no idea what she was talking about until a few days later when I realized a big pedo bust happened the day she said/asked that.

Ive had a rather average day I suppose. Woke up around 6:30AM and had berry porridge for breakfast and hot chocolate. Left at around 7:10 to drive to my electrical engineering course. For the first half of the day we learnt equations to work out resistance across capacitors and inductors and how to calculate the power factor and revised on power triangles. After lunch we did part of an exam where we used the equations taught to us and had to write down some definitions. I finished my exam early so I started working on a previous one I hadn't finished. Left about 3:45 and played some overwatch with a friend before having chicken and pasta for dinner. Then I did the dishes and played some For Honor and Dead by Daylight before doing some exercises and getting into bed. Hope this makes you feel better

Yesterday was fine, nailed my drivers license, hung out with friends and won 2 games of pubg. Too bad I fucked it up with this one girl, kinda shadowed everything

>>39231101
whats your main in for honor?

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i cant stop thinking about you and how great we could be together. but even if we could be i know youre far, far too good for me

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>>39230965
heh they'd never say that

>>39231001
oh i was kinda venting about my own person. are you okay? youll never know how they feel if you dont talk to them, they probably dont hate you at all. its a lot of work to really hate someone besides your own self.

It does that's why you are making this thread.

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>>39230876
You seem insecure op

>>39230876
this
i have a 4.7 in dick and had multiple partners. All of them said they preferred mine over the bigger ones

Find a female to male tranny

>>39230804
I'm not gay tho...

original-post

>>39230791
They're all already taken. You best chance is to befriend one and hope that you are positioned in the right place in the right time for when she inevitably breaks up with her current beta boyfriend.