Was a robot and now I have a gf but now I dont know what the fuck to do.
>Aryan with green eyes
>Has money and good job
>Pussy doesnt smell
>Common interests and tastes
>Conservative rich family
>Cant into rekt, gore or degeneracy
>Will probably drag me down if I want to travel
I'm in my 20s and starting to get my shit together , what would you do?
I must add fucking doesnt feel as good as jerking it to gelbooru.
i live in a smallish town where everyone knows each other and they all hate me i can't leave my house without strangers literally booing and hissing at me it honestly feels like being a celebrity sometimes
honestly i have no idea.
i used to socialise a bit but, i got tired of unhappy people. so i just stopped.
been called names by people i've never seen or met before, it's like my own life is the mystery
>mfw all my friends from High School are married
>mfw all their wives think I'm a weird autist and pressure them to not invite me to events
who /sleeplet/ here?
I can never maintain a regular sleep-wake schedule because I eat too much sugar late at night and it keeps me up
what the fuck am I supposed to do about this?
It's 8 am where I live. Been awake the whole night. I've got classes in an hour.
I can never wake up, so I go to sleep in the afternoon and wake up in the middle of the night. Works for me although I end up really disconnected with the world.
>yfw your boyfriend beats up your cuck
Why would you beat up your cuck?
Can we agree that uncut dicks are the best?
Sure I get banned for asking wat do
But mentally deranged shit chuggers can roam free and slap their disgusting bullshit in our faces 24 7.
This board is dead. Take your shit to lgbt or the ground
>mom knows I'm alt right
>Still brought her nigger bf to Easter
How do I teach this stupid WHORE a lesson?
>tfw no fat plain gf
>tfw only fat girls are into me
>tfw one of them is a powerlifter
>Please put the suppository in already like the doctor said, daddy!
"5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please)."
why is this rule ignored all the time
How did hiring an escort to blow you change you?
Would you do it again?
What was his name? You dirty little fag.
what does a girl vagina smeIl like?
>some nigger says I don't belong here
>wait for him to finish ranting
>calmly pull out my Posters' Card
>point to my Robot Party Number
>he goes white as a sheet
>starts stammering and making excuses
>as soon as he dries up, ask for his card
>he hands it in, shaking like a leaf
>look it over
>lol, six digits and he didn't make (you)quota last month
>hand it back to him, he expects me to tell him to report to Board Commission for demotion
>say nothing and walk off
>he tearfully thanks me
>I memorized his ID number
>report him to Post Correction Department
>he's arrested and sent to /sci/beria
>they having him mining frogium to make rares
Fucking juniors, when will they learn?
I kindly ask all normies on this board to not shitpost in this thread please, thank you.
Anyway here's me.
>high school drop out
>get physically sick when having to talk to people
>no friends because of this
>no interesting hobbies
>can't even argue on the internet and get btfo everytime
I am constantly planning suicide but I'm too much of a coward to try and do it after failing once. I spend all day in my bed listening to music and imagining things I would do if I had complete power over the universe.
Please kill me
You sound very depressed. You should consider a lifestyle change. I know it isn't easy to get started, but regular exercise and better diet could significantly lift your mood.
And maybe if you lost some weight you wouldn't feel so bad in social situations?
Do you guys actually want other people in your life?
I don't think I've ever met a person who I truly, genuinely wanted to be around for some non-material reason (money, second player in a video game, etc)
I guess that sounds a bit selfish, because it is, but now that I spend the vast majority of my time alone, I'm happier than ever. I'm free to be me, unchained by anything but my imagination and curiosity.
So what say you, folks? Do you guys actually enjoy other people?
Here's a butt to get the conversation rolling! And if that doesn't happen, enjoy the ass!
no I don't enjoy having other people in my life. I hate being around people and I hate when people try to talk to me. I even started not wanting to talk to the only friends I've ever had. It doesn't make me happy to be this way but It. doesn't necessarily make me sad either.
I had friends a few years ago, even though I was still NEET - of course they were friends I've known for a long time, so I didn't have to go out of my way to find them. It was nice having them over occasionally, but as the years of neetdom kept going by and we stopped talking, the idea of being able to tolerate someone else near me is hard to imagine.
The more I think of how everyone really only cares about themselves (i.e. they care about you because either you are their friend/son, etc. or because you make them feel important) it seems like a giant act. Especially if they come to you with a problem; in the past I can remember always doing my best to pretend that I cared - I can imagine they felt this way when I went to them with a problem.