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Who here /not a NEET/
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>>38276947
Are you the same guy who made thread about getting job ?
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Who here /a NEET/
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I get the sense most people on here are actually pretty normie desu.

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So like i really fucking love horror/gore/macabre type stuff. Horror movies rarely cut it for me, and i just so so so want things that give me a sense of fear.. Some Japanese manga seems pretty cool and all; they're actually pretty good at the whole gore/horror genre, but I mean it isn't all about gore either. Having that true feeling a fear from things is the best man. Am i a fucked up for this? Let's have a classic good discussion right here!
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>>38276929
I'm into gore as well, not for fear, because I can't feel fear.

I just think it's pretty.

It's not fucked up. Death and gore is natural. Some people choose to cry about it, while others choose to fap to it.
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>>38276987
I agree it is pretty. Fapping seems pretty strange to me though lol. Just something about it gives you that oodly feeling
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mfw when this board is full of "tfw when no gf/bf" fucktards; what was i expecting from this threat

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-the good dog
-the nice dog
-the cute dog
-the silly dog
-the smart dog
-the hardworking dog
-the ambitious dog
-the loyal dog
there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't love isabelle
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I can't believe it.
How could anybody NOT love Isabelle?
Get off my board, you absolute trash.
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>have that Nendo
>the little bell actually rings
>mfw
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>>38277250
i know!
i love it
i want the winter outfit one but it's so expensive

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>tfw not a khv
>tfw hugged some girls when i was 13

feels good to be a chad
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>>38276852
>tfw won math competition in 6th grade
>got a dyploma and kiss on a cheek from my math teacher
step away pussyboys
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>Stick tongue into chinchilla's cage
>He licks it
It's great being an alpha. KHVs don't know the good life
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>>38276852
>order subway sandwich
>girl making my sandwich
>i indirectly touched a girl

Is there a better feeling?

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My birthday is tomorrow and I'm about to be 30. I have no idea why this has made me so depressed but I barley even made it to work today. I feel like I've wasted my life and I have no real friends. Last year I got drunk at a bar by myself and ended up going home.
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>>38276845
That's because you've wasted your life anon.
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>>38276903
Thanks bro, I appreciate the kind words.
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>>38276945
Wasn't meant to be kind. You've said yourself you have no real friends. Anybody in that situation would have cause for regrets. Having friends and family so important in life. Why can't you make friends?

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Post your stories of CHAD encounters
>be me
>sign up for chess club
>see 8/10 qtpie sitting alone
>we start chatting
>shes really shy and cute
>i feel like things are going pretty well and we're hitting it off
>the door behind me opens
>i look
*Biggie cheese walks in*
"Hey im biggie cheese"
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hi it s a
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Underappreciated thread i like it op
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Oh shit, does biggie cheese drop some sick ass rhymes?

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Anyone else doing "chew and spit" for weight loss?

I buy really cheap junk food and munch on it like I'm starving but just before the moment when I would usually swallow I spit it out instead. Today I've enjoyed a large pizza, two packets of ham, and an entire packet of chocolate chip cookies.

My total calorie intake is only 900 calories, the rest I spat. I make sure to eat some healthy food first like a banana or something so that my stomach has something real to digest while I'm doing this. It works a treat and I'm rapidly losing weight while enjoying all the junk food I want.

Sure it's expensive and wasteful but I'd be spending that money anyway if I was actually eating it, at least this way I'm losing weight instead of gaining.
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>>38276788
This is one of the most immoral things I've read on here. How could you waste so much food and not feel guilty?
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You should try ditching shitty food generally. May be hard at first but it pays off. As someone who recovered from an eating disorder I can say I'm glad that I don't need food to make me happy again. Not only that, I never feel the urge to go towards shitty food. It is truly bliss. But I mean changing your diet as a whole is gureato. But whatever works for you anon, for me I just didn't eat and became anorexic. The trick to not eating initially is just being hard on yourself and literally slapping your hand away if you are reaching for some shitty food.
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If it were me, I would personally just try to switch over to healthy foods overall, then snack periodically. No point wasting your money on food that will just end up in the trash.

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>tfw no sadistic giantess to kill you
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>...with her extra sized flatulence
What's even the point?
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>>38276985
there isn't one

what I wouldn't give to be killed by a giantess in the most degrading way
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>>38276760
this is a feel that transcends all other feels

tfw you an not even go to therapist to say what is on your mind because you will get locked up

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why would you want a doctor if you have us ? plus even if you commited a murder he cant say anything. Sauce / https://youtu.be/Y2A5qriLwYI
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>>38276758
>not lying to your therapist
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>>38276784
lol are you real?

one sentence and you will end up in asylum on medications for the rest of your life

when i go crazy, they will ALL bleed

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In traditional times, people would get married so that they could have sex. Sex between a couple was reserved for marriage and sex outside of marriage was taboo, so they got married in order that they could have sex.

Nowadays couples have sex all the time after the first date, it doesn't mean anything. So what's the point of marriage then? If I'm regularly having sex with a girl, I'm already getting most of what I want from the relationship, so why do I need to get married? What do I get from legally tying myself down to her, creating a liability and making her entitled to half my posessions, what is the point of that? If I'm already getting sex without all the liability of marriage, why should I get married?
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Modern marriage is basically a contract people sign where they agree to be together for the 20 years it takes to raise their kids. I see no reason to get married if you aren't pregnant.
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>>38276748
Companionship, raising children. Legal incentives like tax breaks. Sake of tradition.
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If you are a man in a first world country there is no point of marriage. Odds are you aren't marrying a virgin and the chances are high she will just divorce you and take your money. She will always put her own interest before your own because modern day women like loyalty and feminism has taught them that men are here purely to entertain them and the second they grow board of you they'll move on to something else. Don't get married

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>wanna escape reality
>too broke for drugs

Couldn't I just go to the forest and pick some poisonous mushrooms and smoke em? I used to buy marijuana but at this moment I don't even got enough money to shit in the town
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>>38276658
I mean I guess you could do that if you want to permanently escape reality
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>>38276658
Use your imagination. That's what i do to escape.
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>poisonous mushrooms
Are you thinking about Amanita muscaria? sure

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>tfw got a job
...and now I enter the world of wageslavery. Goodbye comfy neetdom. Goodbye hentai and vidya. I have to become a normie now.
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>>38276656
>mfw i go to work and diss weeaboos and people to jack to hentai but i jack to hent myself
seriously, dont mention it to anyone and dont drop any hints, but loads of people do it
good job on getting work btw
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>>38276656
You became someone who takes care of his own fucking life OP, and not leeching on your parents or ration cards. I have a part time job while being a student for 2 years now and i still manage to fit vidya into my daily life. This is a good thing to happen in your life, not bad.
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>>38276777
>seriously, dont mention it to anyone
I had no plans to. Gonna try to keep my powerlevel down in general.
>>38276830
You're right but I can't help but feel a little sad leaving my comfy life behind.

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Would you forgive someone for sexting behind your back?
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>>38276625
no
im not into cuckolding
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>>38276625
>tfw sexted with a girl who had a long term bf
>she even sent lewds
enjoy being a cuck op
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>>38276625
No, I wouldn't. I think a lot of people justify things like that by saying it's purely sexual and only online, but if it's a guy and a girl sexting, that means there has to have been some sort of ongoing flirtation and conversation beforehand. Otherwise it would be impossible for the guy to goad the girl into getting naked.
Also, it would show a sign of clear degeneracy within that person that would turn me off.
Just flirting with other girls online would be enough for me to end a relationship.

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>tfw trapposting from my work computer
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>>38276619
>that pic
I think I'm actually starting to like traps.
Should I seek help?
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>that
>trap
It's a tranny fgt
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>>38276619
>tfw you realise this is someone's son

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Every leftist punk hates cops for some stupid reason.
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>>38276572
They have been brainwashed
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cops are fine for nigger and spic control. when they don't have niggers and spics to control they start going after white people and bust balls over bullshit. if you've ever had to deal with that type of cop you wouldn't like dealing with them either.
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>>38276572
'cause the cops shot niggers because they're racis

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