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>>35579171
inb4 Americans flood the thread and try to justify the sexual assault they suffered

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>>35579171
Oy vey, you dont need those nerve endings on the tip of your penor Goy! Let me cut it off to suck that delicious child blood up please goy

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>>35579197
>>35579216
Hey mates, how are you all doing today?

Also luckily many jews are also stopping.

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is that strawberry milch?
i want some too

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sure, tell me your fantasy Akari

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Akarin a slut

Don't worry, anon. You're cancer.

>>35579172
Not OP here. This post is lame as fuck.

>>35579124
i remember when i was younger i had used to fantasize about getting cancer. I think it was because i was depressed and wanted people to empathize with me, but no one ever noticed.

I'm pretty happy now though

>>35579118
i watch his podcast. perhaps i would ask him to educate me about the different radio systems and stuff like that. i'm not really interesting so i like to hear about other people are interested in.

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I would want him to just talk about short wave radio with me just listening and not saying anything.

I'd bee pretty comfy.

>>35579118
I wouldn't want to have a meal with him I'd just like to shake his hand.

>>35579074

Good for you! Was her hand warm?

>>35579074
What did it feel like? I've never touched a girl before.

>>35579126
Kind of. It was my first time holding hands with someone so I was kinda nervous and sweaty, but I don't think she minded

>>35579150
Her hands were so soft and felt so delicate. I was more happy than I've been in a while.

>>35579055
Put half of it towards your student loan and have fun with the rest

Spend it on hookers.

Clearly not original.

Loan me $6, some company fucked me with a bogus charge so I can't buy the thing I was gonna buy.

>>35579030

Yes. you look like a dirty frenchmen.

Can you imagine those lips around your cock? Holy shit.

>>35579030
If you grew it out mor it would probably look better than just clean shaving.

>>35579008

>Hawaii
>Flyover state

What the fuck

Kansas here. I never leave my house and its cheap as fuck so i dont care. Also that image is complete fucking shit and you should feel bad for posting it

Not my pic but all the other images are worse

Your autistic brain wouldn't understand it why even try

>>35578984
Tell your mom to call you a faggy-loser that will never go where in life every day, randomly for over a year then come back to us.

I suppose it exists if you're self conscious which a majority of people are.
If you literally don't give a shit about anything, nothing emotionally or mentally could happen to you if anyone tried, but those people are rare.

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>am not a millionaire like pictured man

>>35578952
if he had the same income as me, that girl would laugh at him

>>35578952
I can see her bussy :DDDDDDD

>>35578942
I agree famalam. I especially love to sniff their hair

>>35579064

>sniff their hair

YES
women are so satisfying

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>>35579064
>sniff their hair
T H I S

>>35578938
Only girls I like, other than that people seem to like me for some reason, not romantically of course for obvious reasons.

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>>35578938
Probably not
jokes on them though, I really am creepy

yes, i am "disgusting" evidently

Honestly, it sucks. I remembered that I fingered my pussy so hard that my "love juice" sprayed all over my text book. I was at my desk.

You know the really good, tingling feeling you get when someone scratches your head? It's like that but 100x as good and radiates from your clit all around to the rest of your body.

It feels so good that you freeze up and your thighs start to spasm. Too bad it only lasts 5-10 seconds.

>>35578985
what does it feel like though u monkey

invent the internet and continue to shitpost in 4chan

>>35578914

Probably die of the plague. My immune system sucks.

>>35578914
>So what're you gonna do?

Start jerking off

>>35578880
What has shovel chan been doing with her life?

>>35578880
Here is my excuse, I want to be.

>>35578880
I'm not gay and I cant stand women, it's the single life for me