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>>35707977
>tfw underage looking manlet
>my stepmom owns a brothel
>I literally think I'm too pure to lose my virginity with some random prostitute
I'd rather die a virgin than fail at having sex with someone I love in my lifetime
I'm a wageslave though

>>35707977
>pure
>uses the word "wageslave" so probably a commie

pick one

>>35707977
>tfw you're too stupid to hold down a job
>tfw you're to autistic to get laid

die woman die

>>35707959

If you're posting on /r9k/, probably 8

>>35707959
Whore/8 for allowing it

>>35707917
>60+ year olds
>nice
no most grandmas are bitches. grandpas on the other hand seem alright, there was an awesome one I met in the looney bin, he'd dump a hole bottle of salt on his food, he'd eat tea mix, he would take about jumping over building and shit it was great

>>35707917
>Why is it that prepubescent girls (<13) and postmenopausal elderly women (>60) are incredibly nice people usually but women in between are usually raging cuntbags?
You kinda answered questions by yourself -
puberty aka hormones

Under 13:
>Too young to have been too badly affected by 3rd wave feminism

60+:
>Too old to have been influenced by 3rd wave feminism in their youth, likely had a fulfilling life as a result

Can you be anymore the stereotypical /pol/tard if you tried I wonder

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>>35707911
>>atheism
>>no afterlife
kys edgelord these are mainstream opinions

It's probably because people can detect that you're being a cringy edgelord through your tone, and it has nothing to do with the topics you present.

>>35707871
Please tell me there's a version of this with sound. And then also link me to it.

BUT DUDE PERIODS LMAO
I HAVE TO PAY PROPERTY TAX ON MY MANSION

>>35707871
There's something suspicious about this webm.

What about buff boys?

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At least I'm not a weeb you pathetic skelly faggot

I'm okay with being filthy subhuman trash.

cute! be my bf (gay)

>>35707852
No be my bf. I'll buy you cute clothes and we'll cuddle every night. Also gay.

Shieeet,how tall are u,just to compare options

Maybe you should keep talking to them

>>35707821

I smoke, and I've kissed girls who've recently smoked a cigarette (not full-time smokers, though) and it honestly isn't noticeable. It's the same way with weed.

>>35707849
So it was a good save then?

>>35707812
I believe in equality, women should have the same rights as men, not more, not less.

Islamic law is super biased against women, but western law is super biased in favour of women

>>35707812
The funny part is, the left is the exact opposite.

>>35707812
Why hate muslims? just like any other religion, all have extremist part.

>>35707695
we complain about hookup culture and YET we aint hookin up or havin 1 night stands

>>35707695
Because men are too easily tempted by sex, the responsibility to safeguard sexual morality has always fallen on women. Of course back in the day men were smart enough not to trust women with that so fathers and brothers made sure rules were being followed.

Since we started giving women more power they've completely seized control, morally bankrupt creatures as they are they've turned the entire world into a degenerate shitfest.

So I blame women. Not just roasties, because roasties are what happens when you let a woman loose. It's their natural state. Men, on the whole, creature order and structure. Women, on the whole, create chaos and destruction.

>>35707749
>we complain that we hate chocolate AND YET we ain't stuffing our face with chocolate constantly
What

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I'm lower-middle class and I'm not a normie...

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>get a job
>mom wants me to pay rent and buy my food

>be neet
>mom doesn't ask anything from me

Those things didn't help the supreme gentlefag any though. Enjoy hating life because you never learned basic life lessons or self responsibility.

>>35707659

Yes.

Abo

Rigi

Nale

>>35707659
AINT NOBODY GOT TME FO DAT

>>35707659
>Male
>lol
>Straight
>XY
>American
>???
>White
>White
>idk dude
>16 years old
>never
>18 years old
>never
>dropped out of hs
>
>
>0
>republican
>atheist
>
>
>n
>n
>n
>n
>attractive women in skirts
>ugly promiscuous women
>n
>y
>y

Describe your political beliefs

>>35707688
No thanks.
Leads to controversy.

Can we please have sex
Free us both from this torment

>>35707634
i guess marvel are regretting not killing him off in civil war now huh

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>then i was like

>>35707634
>>35707649
>>35707654

she probabbly liked it in the end desu

>>35707590
>not making a separate tranny category

Instant fix. Jesus christ these people are braindead.

>>35707613
You can't make a separate category because then you'd have to admit they're not really females.

>>35707662
Fuck it. At this point trannies are more on our side than actual females, they're diluting female power and taking away their privilege whilst being male.

Just like cuckservatives rail against the bathroom thing
>wanting to use the same bathroom as trannies
>not wanting women to feel uncomfortable that there is an obvious male in their bathroom