Lets have a husbando thread for all those tired of the roastie lies
>inb4 femanon whines "what about me" as her roasty whistles after tyrone streched it out
Pic related is mine.
I wish you could date Carth Onasi in the first KOTOR as a man.
I know he's a bit of an emotional bitch sometimes but he's a sweet guy and he has laser guns. My theory is that Carth only turned into a little bitch in the female Revan timeline, because women ruin good men. If he had been romanceable as a male Revan, he would have been fine.
>>37539259
Did somebody say husbando thread?
as a legit trap i avoid every guy who likes felix
they're the same people who force this shit down everyone's throat and think saying 'boipucci' is cute.
you suck op
Man seriously, how is EVERY video this guy makes pure comedic gold?
I was just watching his latest video, "I almost died." At first it was kinda boring, he was just going on about his new studio then all of a sudden he's like "And I have the...
... DICK CAM! IT'S A CAMERA FOR YOUR DICK!"
... And starts gyrating his crotch into the camera!
FUCKING GOLD!
I mean, where does he even come up with this stuff? I honestly think the man is a genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq6PEfRYSdY
DICK CAM!!1! NEVAR FORGET!
>>37539211
Felix are you desperate ?
Get the fuck out
>>37539211
Felix roasting jake Paul was my favorite thing
Why were you bullied?
Would you have been bullied if you looked like this?
>>37539210
I might be bullied if I looked like a little dog too.
because I was fat. I had fat kid strength and was still one of the fastest runners in elementary and middle school but beta as fuck so I just let it happen
>>37540409
I saw a kid like you get bullied into tears when I was in 7th grade.
Some little nigger kept talking shit to him and he just sat there staring out the window with his eyes tearing up.B-better you than me
Where can I find guys that look like this?
>>37539141
They should be located outside.
>>37539141
depends, are you a disgusting roastie?
There's plenty here to go around
What do you think of pic related? Is it any true?
Factually yes. Slave labor is still used today and many common products use slave labor.
>>37539123
Yes. You can watch porn on your computer. Try it if you don't trust me !
the pornstar and the niggers shouldnt be there but otherwise, yeah it's accurate
Just flaked on a girl that asked me for a date
I just can't do this
>>37539033
>grill asked me out
>let me blogpost about this because others will surely feel sympathy
?
>>37539033
You're like a little babby, watch this
>ask a girl via message to be my girlfriend
>she says yes
>see her the next day
>I act like it never happened, tell her she must have confused me with someone else
>>37539033
An opportunity literally knocks on your door and you still mess it up
You deserve to die, faggot.
Why do you ignore girls anon? Are you gay?
You misunderstand. I ignore everyone.
>>37538961
Stacy I ignore girls and guys equally. If you aren't selling me drugs please don't talk to me.
>>37538961
Lara I hate you, why'd you have to become a Stacy.
>7 years shut in hikki
>got childhood friends back
>all social normies
>they like me and say I'm fine
>they're gonna teach me their ways and introduce me to more people including girls
>in the end I'll get a gf and you won't
>implying it'll be that easy and you'll have any success
Enjoy crawling back to your old habits my dude!
>>37538939
Don't blow it then you fuck. Wish you the best
>>37538939
Good for you, why put us down though?
I'm hunrry
You're fucking what?
>>37538942
>You're fucking what?
A faggot
>>37538942
A sandnigger. He's fasting during the holy month so he's hungry.
Memes aside, does getting your own place actually increase your chances of getting laid?
I have autism and I'm 30. My parents finally decided it's time I get my own place so I can learn to live on my own without them. They're taking me apartment hunting in the city, they're going to buy me a 1BR apartment somewhere in the middle of the city here where I live (Australia)
That said, I've never used Tinder or anything because I'm autistic and lived with my parents and cannot drive, so Tinder has never been an option for getting laid. I'm wondering though, will this change if I have my own place?
I'm not a fat neckbeard, I'm actually /fit/, it's just my autism thats fucked me from ever making friends or getting a gf, or being able to function at a job etc.
Not really, no. You're not going to magically learn how to get women just because you live on your own.
No, you have to get a job first. Your parents shouldn't be buying you an apartment.
>>37538935
I'm on autism bux. (actual autism bux). The doctors and mental health professionals I see came to the conclusion that I'm not capable of working.
I've never actually worked before. I was a shut-in NEET for 12 years before I finally got mental health assessment and they discovered I had a bunch of mental disorders.
>practice gf found the self-improvement journal where i described our relationship as "having to walk through weeds before finding that unique, rare flower"
>>37538817
>grandpa found the cum cave
>>37538817
Rip you dumb fucking nigger
>>37538817
harvest her
Even if you're literally the greatest fighter in the world, you still get no respect if you're a manlet.
These guys seem to get plenty of respect.
>>37538758
He get dat white pussy tho
>>37538758
that's what ufc is. small manlets fighting. It's like midget wars
Hey there autistic guy
>>37538703
are you going to take my virginity?
Hey there slut, can I kiss your belly?
Hello. Nice belt; it looks like it took a while to get that on.
Unnumbered edition.
1. Use a name in the name field.
2. Share issues, ask questions.
3. Join group therapy.
Today's theme: hygiene.
When I was a child, I was washed once a week. I've learned recently that this wasn't normal.Is that true?
I'm losing the will to live everyday and my dreams are reflecting that belief accurately.
>>37538777
Depends on your life style.
If you ain't dirty there's no need for a shower right?
I wash about one every week sometimes more depending on what plans i have on that day.
Also nice trips.
>>37538905
>f you ain't dirty there's no need for a shower right?
Wrong. 3 times a week is a minimum. You'll also feel better, and that's a huge influence psychologically. Change your bedsheets, wear clean clothes, wash every other day or daily. You'll feel the difference.
What are you basement dwellers eating?
A bagel with almond butter and a glass of milk.
Nothing, it's ramadan
>>37538667
Just had two microwaveable hot dogs.