femanons, how big are your areolas? Do you like them?
>>38821335
>tfw no titcow gf.
I wanna gf wiff big miwwkies!
I would like to impregnate a femanon's breasts
Can she set those fat titties on top of my head? Also, can she slap me in the face with them?
I just cleaned my room, what do I need to do next to sort myself out?
Worship women on the internet, hate low-value men and pretend like you're some connected cool normal person that is above the male losers you chastise. That's the script, so follow it.
Get rid of bad habits. Go on /fit/
wash your car (the insides too)
take a cold shower
lift heavy things at the gym, try to lift more than you usually do. push yourself.
Listen to music (make a playlist for later)
Meditate (get those negative ass vibes outta here)
Learn an instrument (chicks dig that shit)
Learn music theory (How to read music sheets, different keys, etc)
Get a job or volunteer
Call/talk to your your mom or Dad (they miss you)
Call that one friend
Run in the morning on an empty stomach (having no food in the tank will make your body use body fat)
Sign up for a 5km or 10km soon, and train for it.
Walk your dog (he needs to piss)
Learn a new language (language borders won't be a problem ;) )
Sign up to volunteer at a soup kitchen/homeless shelter (Do something good for someone other than yourself for once)
Take all the clothes you don't fit/don't want and sell it locally/online to make a quick buck
Clean out the garage and have a garage sale (Another way to make a quick buck and make space in your garage)
Clean your WHOLE house/apartment
Sign up for a sport group (great way to meet people)
Learn to sing (All the panties will hit the floor for you)
Take out the skateboard/bike/scooter
Get in the habit of sleeping 8 hours, with NO NAPS in a day (get your ass out of that bed)
Study for school (Even though it's the summer, you'll thank me later)
Get a pet (Take care of it you bastard)
Take up boxing or some form of martial arts (defend yo self)
Learn to cook a good meal (put grandmas cooking to shame)
Get a good tan outside (get crisp)
Do some stretches and yoga (Will insanely help with working out and running)
Write it out. In any way shape or form. Diaries, Journals, Daily logs, etc. (Can be to share or for personal use)
Get artsy and paint, draw, photograph, sketch, whatever works.
Make yourself a workout and meal plan (SET GOALS FOR YOURSELF, BROTHER)
NEVER say no to doing something that will get you out of the house, no matter if you think you won't enjoy it
*sees you, resume in hand, walking into the store*
>>38821311
>The store
Oh , sorry, wrong building.
I don't work retail.
>she puts it in the paper shredder once you walk out'
>>38821338
*honks impatiently and angrily*
>Fell for the coffee meme about six months ago
>Drinking on average one coffee per day from an establishment coffee outlet
How do I stop
>Drinking on average one coffee per day
okay
>from an establishment coffee outlet
That's the stupid bit
Just find a coffee you like and buy it in bulk, using chain cafes is 10x more expensive and unhealthy
>>38821301
EXCUSE ME
Do. Not. talk to me
until I've had my coffee.
>>38821345
It's not the same though. Do you make your own fast food at home?
Did I mention they are normally Cappuccinos
Can you be happy with a trophy bimbo wife?
I mean, as long as I have money, will they be loyal and shit?
>>38821235
No, women don't understand concept of loyalty & honor & have no capacity for love. She will upgrade at first opportunity.
>>38821235
Source? What's her name, anon?
>>38821392
>source?
Danielle Derek
Why do normies need facebook,twitter,snapchat. Instagram. All it is . Is pictures videos and chat. Why does it need different platforms? Why can't it all just go on one program?
>>38821216
I used to think like this until I became more of a normie and actually got on this platforms. They all have their own culture. Its like saying "why are there so many boards on 4chan? its just pictures and text."
Facebook is ubiquitous, twitter is cynical, snapchat is the most private of social medias.
The reason their features are all starting to run together is because they're competing for market share.
>>38821488
How do they make money if its free ?
This is your tinder match for today, what do you say to her?
>>38821197
>nice face paint, faggot
OP, if you want help talking to her just ask.
Ask her if she's ever had a fat KHV lick mustard off her roast beef?
Anyone else got anger issues here?
I get mad very easily and I'm very prone to sperging out, if I'm drunk it's even worse and I just get mad and break shit around the house, when I'm sober very simplistic things set me off and I end up destroying things / hurting myself by punching a brick wall.
Does anybody know this feel? How do I stop being an angry tard?
can one of you fucking retards reply
I dont have anger issues but I'm sort of bipolar. I used to get drunk to contain my fits but I'm trying to cut it. When I got drunk I'd break shit on the street, trespass and sleep in parks or pickups. Sometimes I'd walk around town crying for hours.
I've been going to church to pray. There's one near my uni so I go whenever I got time. I'm not religious but it helps. It's just a slight relief but anything counts when youre fighting this kind of madness.
Well for starters don't beg for (You)'s like that and call us retards
How do I move to a big city from a small town? I think if I get a full time job that's like 80 dollars a day at least.
>small town
>get a full time job
lmao
What have you tried recently to get a job? How much cash have you got? Have you decided on which city you want to go to?
Your first task should be to save up some money.
Small towns are the worst. You'll lack the anonymity of the city as well as the seclusion of wilderness. Nothing you do will go unnoticed, everyone knows everyone and no gossip will escape anyone.
Either go full city-dweller or full forest hermit.
Help a socially retarded robot here.
Too often when I'm looking at someone I'm suspicious of or dislike I've noticed that they immediately pick up on that signal.
Am I subconsciously sending aggressive social cues? It's not like I'm squinting or frowning; my facial expression is neutral. And I don't look more than 3 seconds.
Is it the eyes, can they alone show contempt? Maybe humans possess some sixth sense shit.
People don't like autists because they're annoying to deal with
>this thread again
Why do you dislike people? Think you're better then everybody? You self-centered entitled little bitch.
>>38821136
At least I'm trying to realize what I do wrong.
ITT: Bitch about your own life while doing nothing to improve it.
>pic unrelated
>>38821085
>ITT
more like ITB, In This Board
I'm sick and tired of all these fucking "black robot" and /britfeel/ threads. They need to be removed
>somebody makes fun of me as a joke
>i then have to make fun of them back as a joke or i end up looking like a loser
>it genuinely makes me angry that this is how society operates
so i really like this girl. how do i not come across as a loser?
Just don't be a loser
>>38821065
Start with "how do i be positive" and not "how do I not fuck up?"
>>38821065
pull down your pants and aim your tight browneye directly at her. with some tight clenching you'll be able to launch a loaf like a bullet directly into smiling face, knocking her teeth out fairly cleanly. they call that making an impression
What do I do if I'm a complete mental wreck who can't do anything other than sit in isolation without crying or having a panic attack?
>>38821062
>What do I do if I'm a complete mental wreck who can't do anything other than sit in isolation without crying or having a panic attack?
post on /r9k/
>>38821062
It sounds like you got your situation already figured out, op. What do you need us for?
>>38821062
what bothers you anon? do you have any diagnoses? i'm very much the same.
Former NEETs of /r9k/, tell me your success stories.
>be neet
>somehow manage to get a job
>work 40 hours a week
>spend all week wishing for the weekend
>spend all weekend depressed
At least I get to feel a smug sense of superiority over neets though
>>38820988
thank you for your contribution sir
NEETs will never ever make it desu.
Where would you live in the USA if you could go anywhere, barring stupidly expensive shit like Manhatten or San Francisco? This country seems so similar no matter where you go it's like it doesn't even matter where you live.
>>38820936
La just cause I hate shoveling and driving in snow
That's like asking what I would eat if I could only eat different varieties of shit
>>38820946
LA is disgusting. Just go to an area with a not-temperate climate.