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How does one live a life? And with, live a life, I mean actively doing so instead of merely continuing to exist.
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>>36638580
Ultimately you've got to figure that out for yourself. You can read any number of books on the subject of living well or getting the most out of life, but in the end it's up to you to discover what makes life worthwhile for you.
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Find a hobby your passionate about is a good start
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>>36638580
>actively doing so

Find a purpose for your life. This will make it easier to set goals and stay motivated, which in turn will make it much easier for you to achieve things.

Finding a purpose isn't easy, but here's the good news: Because there is ultimately no purpose to our existence here---all of us will soon be dead, along with the planet itself one day---you get to make it up on your own. Literally anything can be a legitimate purpose for your life, if it's something you genuinely believe in and value. You'll probably be more satisfied if your purpose involves helping other people, but this is not a requirement.

Like >>36638629 says, it's entirely up to you to discover or decide. If you don't have a life's purpose yet, searching for one should be your first step.

>try to talk to "robots"
>randomly start talking about fucking or how much they hate black people
>mention I'm black
>"N-no not like you"
And they wonder why I ignore them after that
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>>36638539
Like it's their fault your black.
That's what you get for being born the wrong color.
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>>36638553
Why are you here normie, your existence is a waste and your mother should've swallowed
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>>36638539
well you see anon there is a difference between black people and niggers which i'm sure you're well aware of

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Reminder that you need an IQ of 95 to maximize your chances of getting laid.
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>>36638482
What the fuck is an AHPVT
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>>36638482
or just hire hookers you dumb goy
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>>36638500
It's a vocabulary test.

>>36638503
Vocative comma.

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Anonnie come and get your breakfast snookums!!
HNNNNNNGGGHHHHHHH *plop-plopplop* *plop* *plopploplop*
Oh my look at all those little nibbly nuggets for you to gobble uuuuuuuuHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGHHH
HHHHHHHGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFFFF *THUD*
GOODNESS WHAT A LOAF and here's a bit *straining* moooorrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHGGGGG *splat*

WEW! Mommy is all tuckered out after pushing all that goodness out of her special oven, be a good little boy and eat it all up for Mommy!

*HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH* *PLOP* *SPLAT* *prrrrrrrrt*

Oh wow that smells so delicious doesn't it?! be a good little boy and eat up all that yummy goodness off mommy's exposed soles! I want you to lick them clean when you're done!
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>>36638478
NOM NOM NOM *buuuurp* MMMMMMM delicious mommy! can I have some secret hot lemonade to was it down with please? maybe a little bit of mommy cream too?
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h-hot

originalbloxblox
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>>36638478
>tfw not choking with turds
Why even live

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I have major anxiety over moving out. Robots who finally moved out, how is it? Paying bills, having to talk to people, doing your own laundry, buying your own food, working some shitty job, going to school etc...
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>>36638468
I moved out for a bit, it wasn't bad, now I'm hesitating to do it again because I fear I won't find a job in time to pay my rent for the month after I move since I don't have enough money. But really the biggest adjustment was learning a new city, where shit is and stuff like that, which I'll have to do all over again and I don't want to.
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Tbh it's really easy and getting away from your family is the best thing you can do even if they are great. Doing laundry is easy. Put dirty clothes into hamper. Separate colors and whites. Follow the directions. Buying food, you look up cheap meals online that use the same ingredients and you just buy the same shit over and over. Renting a place you might talk to your landlord once per month and that's just if something comes up and it will be an email or text. Paying bills these days is all online. Doing dishes is easy, just wash as you use them.

This stuff is like when you learn to drive; really scary for that first week, but then becomes totally automatic and you never even have to think about it. A typical "I'm on my own for the first time" monthly budget is like $500 for a room, $200-$300 for food, and an extra $25-50 for misc shit you need here and there. $1,000 per month is all you actually need to move out and live somewhere on as long as you aren't in SF/LA/NYC, incidentally all shitholes.
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>>36638468

>having to talk to people

I moved out and do all that other just so that I dont have to do this. And I dont.

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Up already, wagecuck? Since you are already up, might as well start on those weekend chores after you drinking your morning coffee and read the news. Afterall, the trash is not going to take itself out.
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>>36638396
But what if I throw out my trash even though I'm a NEET masterrace? I just don't like that shit piling up after awhile.
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>>36638396
This is how wagecucks spend their miserable weekends
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>get up at 2am
>remember i'm not a cuck
>start checking all my shit
>remember i need more crystal meth
>text my guy
>he literally replies straight away and says to walk on over
>come back after getting it
>do a couple hot rails
>chick who had never even known what this was
>its outta my mind

I hate the smell of my gf, it's disgusting. Smells like blood.
I have the taste in my mouth wherever I go, I don';t think I want to touch anymore women.
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>>36638355
her body odour smells like blood????
expand OP
also dubs dubs dubs
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>>36638401
Her period, man. one time i was even eating her out and I just wanted to gag, blood all over my face. She queefs like fuck.

Humans are truly disgusting
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>>36638401
all humans are 99% blood so it's only natural.

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When did you realize that parents and teachers lied to you and key to success in life is not hard work and education, but rather social skills, confidence, connections and physical appearance?
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>>36638338
Never,

It's about all of those factors, not just one half or the other.
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>>36638338
But it is education, intelligence, and hardwork. Don't set goals on what normies do.
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>>36638338
I realized when it was too late. The game is rigged and theres no way i can catch up with all the normalfags

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Reminder that almost all normies think her parents personally killed her
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>>36638303
they did tho anon
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>>36638303
Pretty sure they were responsible on some level. Look at the smile on that guy's face and the liar's eyes on his wife.
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>>36638303
and ate her

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Where do you live? How is it?
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>>36638275
My own personal hell, it sucks.
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In the middle. It's ok. Four seasons, polite people, reasonable taxes, mostly chill police. Dnr are nazis though. And they keep shoveling in tens of thousands of Muslims who are literally opposed to Midwestern culture. Not sure that's a good idea...
Anyway where are you op? How is it there?
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>>36638275
>Where do you live?
Ethiopia
>How is it?
Not bad. But not good. Sort of like purgatory

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Hiya Anons, on this saturday lets share some uplifting music for your fellow robots to listen to.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aF2mPJKZL2h_UP2tvb_U8Pu&index=16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhZNqAz6hcA
I used to listen on this on loop when I tried to improve myself
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>>36638216
>Initial-D

thankyou for reminding me that these exist anon, ive had a bit of a crappy week. Now this makes me feel a little better

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https://youtu.be/xo1VInw-SKc

trying to be a normie

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Where do I find animu reaction pics?
Is there a zip somewhere on the boards?
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just go on /a/ and save them you can get a shit ton in very little time
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>>36638205
Imagine if your ballsack was growing on your chest instead. Must be weird.
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What the fuck is going on in that webm? Did she swallow her fucking pet rat alive?

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Do any of you have friends that you wish you didn't have? But don't cut it off because you'll be even lonelier than you already feel?

The person I have in mind has called me her "best friend", and makes "jokes" about how we'll be friends when we're old fucks. That thought alone makes never want to speak to her again, yet she's probably my only real friend.
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>>36638201
Sounds like she might be lonely, too. Why don't you just tell her to fuck off?
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>>36638295
She has some other friends and family that could keep her company, but as it's been for a few years, I'm the person she probably talks to the most.

I've planned before ways that maybe we could go our separate ways that will be easy on her, but like I said in the OP. Then I'd just be even lonelier than I already am..it just feels like we should've never been friends in the first place.
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>>36638201
Yeah. I have a really boring girl friend. Like you know the stereotype that r9k paints even the best girls as?
Doesn't say anything of content, just sits there expecting to be entertained, materialistic.

I mean, she's nice. She'll ask about my day, if I want to hang out. If I want to hang out. If I want to hang out. If I want to go for a coffee. If I want to go for a walk and every time my reflex is to say NO FUCK OFF, but I try to keep a decent amount of contact. I'll say I MIGHT be available in the evening and she won't stop pestering me until I give a yes or no.
When I told her I was moving country she was like I'm only a train ride away! And it filled me with dread.
I feel suffocated when I'm around her unless meeting was completely in my control.
Once she stayed over the entire weekend because of trouble with where she was staying and I went to the bathroom to cry a few times because I was so frustrated.
But then if I'm feeling pangs of loneliness I can literally say "hey let's go out" and every time she replies in the affirmative in under a minute.
Though I can't criticise her, I just think I'm a huge, negative cunt when it comes to this stuff, and it's probably why I don't have any real friends without severe mental illnesses.

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Girlfriend of two years wants to have 'the talk' with me, should I get worried
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>>36638168
>girlfriend
>/r9k/

NORMIES GET OUT
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>>36638168
you wont have 'the talk' if you dont show up
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she cucked you beat the shit out of her

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B-day gifts from my redpilled gf.
Never give up, never surrender.
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You wrote that yourself didn't you?
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You poor, lonely motherfucker...
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Maximum cringe
Dual wield level cringe

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