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Is our president... a normalfaggot Chad? Pic related
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Trump is a Chad among Chads. Chaddest president since John Kennedy.
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I'm from the UK
I don't understand why people were freaking out about staring at the sun?
Isn't it just the same as staring at the sun any other day, which I'm sure a lot of people do occasionally anyway?
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>>39240925
I mean people freaking out about "eye damage" btw I know what the eclipse is
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Do girl butts really feel as good as they look?
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I could tell that disgusting ass belonged to an asian before clicking.
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Yes, they're squishy and original.
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>>39240745
whut!? that ass looks perfect though
compact yet still soft, without being too large
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Why are girls so fucking evil?
>be me
>talk with a girl everyday from work
>we are something like "friends"
>we have good time
>gather my courage and ask her out
>"sorry anon I am very busy this week maybe next month"
>ok, she is not intrested I get it
>she starts to evade me
>she doesn't want to talk with me
>she deletes me from facebook
what the fuck
I hate my work and now I lost my only friend there, just because I asked her out? What did I do wrong? I didn't ask her out like a creep, (ok I was little nervous) I just asked her if she wants to meet with me sometimes, or drink a cofe
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>>39240698
Chill out, man. She probably thought that you only wanted to get in her pants, so she tried to distance herself from you. Try to approach her and clear things up, say you really want to be friends and you don't care if she doesn't want to fuck you.
If she still ignores you, then she's just a massive cunt.
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Don't date/ try to date people from work you idiot. Don't shit where you eat.
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>>39240793
>don't you want to meet with me sometimes? to grab a cofree?
>"holy shit this disgusting scum wants to get in my pants"
damn if girls are thinking like this I don't even want to get a gf
>>39240865
but anon work is the only place where I meet with people
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I really want to follow the lives of the girls whose only usefulness was being attractive in high school.
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go to any cam site... they are literally filled with them.
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I want to start a shoegaze band.
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Join the NSA
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>Mom interrupts your 12 hour sleep schedule where you go to sleep at 5 am and wake up 5 pm
Dude i'm so fucking tired right now I only got 6 hours of sleep I need 6 more but I can't go back to sleep for some reason
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>>39240616
Because 6-8 hours is what a healthy normal human being needs, and also to be awake during the day and sleeping at night. It's your body trying to tell you something.
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>>39240711
>healthy human being
I don't have the will to be healthy my dude
Get me a girlfriend and i'll focus all my energy on being healthy. That's a promise.
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>>39240779
So you're saying that the only thing that's keeping you from not sleeping through the day is a girlfriend?
Does not sound like it
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What's the lowest of the low for retail jobs? 99 cent store? Family Dollar? Walmart?
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I'd say Walmart, because it's where old people who are too poor to retire work.
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>>39240566
Probably either Greeter or Cart Pusher at Walmart.
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>>39240665
Walmart is crappy but is it more depressing than say family Dollar? I very never seen a person there under 300 lbs
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>have shitty awkward mullet
>want to get the whole thing buzzed but too scared to hear people's reactions once it's been long my whole life
Just fuck my shit up
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they'll say "nice haircut" and then move on
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>>39240490
>once
*since
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just don't give a fuck brah
people will see it then forget about it a minute later
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>autism is enflamed
>at work
>find the song that cools the fire
It's "come in alone" by mbv
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>>39240452
Listen to the entire album if that one song does that much to calm you down.
You'll especially love To Here Knows When and Only Shallow.
My favorite is When You Sleep.
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>>39240452
Loveless will put you into a euphoria-induced coma-like state if you're not careful.
My autism cooler is Woods by Black Marble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it5v75DldNQ
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>>39240452
Grouper always helps calm me down. You might like her work if you like MBV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NynkFRDlWtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFOa3drCtOw
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How do I land a trophy wife? How much money?
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Imagine being such a consumerist whore that you feel the need to hashtag your entire outfit
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>>39240431
What a cuck Steven is
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>>39240431
>>39240537
>>39240583
am i supposed to know who this is
lmao
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Beta x Chad Prose Thread:
>She lets you know she sees you as a friend
>Chad's thundercock delights her to no end
>You tell the -chan about your lonely feels
>She moistens at seeing Chad's abs of steel
>She doesn't love you, so you ask God: "Why?"
>She licks her lips as Chad grabs her thigh
>Cucks say: "Orbit, it's the right thing to do."
>She gags on ropes of Chad's seminal goo
>You reminisce of the time she gave you a hug
>She spreads her legs for Chad on his living room rug
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>You made her a gift with a handwritten note
>Chad covers her/it in a slimy white coat
>You've been her closest friend since you were young
>She pleasures Chad in public with her tongue
>You spend all your paycheck to make her birthday a blast
>The minute she turns eighteen, Chad nuts inside her ass
>You tell her your secrets, your hopes and your dreams!
>Chad just rips her pussy apart at the seams
>You give her your homework, help with her class
>Chad takes a shit and makes her wipe his ass
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Saw this last night.
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>>39240397
>you post frogs because you miss her
>she screams out while chads cock splits her
My penis used to smell really nice like vanillia.
Now it smells like the worst of roastie cunts from about a month. It is horrible and I haven't been eating or doing anything differently.The whole fucking room smells like cancer when I have jacked off.
What do?
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STD?
oregana
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>>39240252
Try incest sticks, gayboi.
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>>39240456
From where? My hand? lmao.
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This is originally the greatest video game ever made.
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>>39240177
>tfw too young to remember it
Pic related was what I loved when I was younger.
Wonder kids will remember in 10 years time?
Putting my money on minecraft and pubg
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That does look like super Mario sunshine at all. Are you joshing me,bro? I think you are trolling me. Because sunshine is objectively the best game ever created and you posted normalfaggot garbage. There since no way you aren't trolling me.
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>>39240204
forgot pic
dsadasd
>huge fart
>felt like i shat myself
>run to the toilet
>nothing on my underwear
>Shit leaks were stopped by my ass hair
>Shat a fuckload of shit, feels good man
>don't change my underwear
I was at the edge of shitting myself, but not today.
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>having an ass forest
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>>39240145
Gosh, I wish I had such an exciting life
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>>39240145
I think there might be something wrong with me.
>Go to theater
>Eat some of their food
>Later get the sharts
>Whatever, theater food does that, all it takes is 30 - 60 minutes of my body flushing it out and I'm done
>Do that
>Get home
>Get more shart attacks
>Wtf
>Day passes
>Wake up today
>STILL sharting
>I've done so much wiping my anus is literally bleeding and sore as fuck
>Wouldn't surprise me if my underwear has drops of watery shit and blood on it by now, and have no more clean underwear
>STILL feel sharts making their way to my anus
>Abdomen is getting really swollen and hurts
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I just met her online and I am already In love with her. She gave me complete sentences and actually called me. Its too bad I don't actually live in her country though. Seriously,American bitch are trash . Everyone of them. Shit man this is crazy. Never have I ever had an American female respond to me like this. Ever. Feels good man.
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>>39240144
All Americans will respond to you and not call you trash. Europes fucking garbage though and you're a shitty person for being attached.
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>>39241083
I am talking about a girl from the Philippines,cunt. I can't stand anyone with white skin.
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>>39242009
so what are you then?
omg you are white so i cant stand you! you sound like a mixed race girl in denial faggot
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>date girl for like 3 weeks, use her for rides home from work and as practice gf
>one night she comes over after smoking weed
>lay with her in bed
>she's on top of me, I lift up her shirt and bra to reveal her small toys, based on her facial expression with mouth open she's down with it
>eventually end up on top of her
>dry humping through clothes
>pull down her shorts
>slide her panties to the side, slide dick in
>fuck her for a little bit
>she says stop
>says stop like 5 more times then yells WHY AREN'T YOU STOPPING
>I just say because it feels so good
>keep sliding my dick in and out then stop
>I say we have to talk about this in the morning, she says there's nothing to talk about
>wake up, she's bent over, pull her panties to the side and fuck her again, she's wet, but after a few strokes she says no and goes dry
>get her to give me a ride to driving school
>cut off contact
What do you brobots think? Do I deserve to go to jail? Am I going to burn in hell? Do I not deserve to have sex ever again in my life?
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>>39240078
>What do you brobots think? Do I deserve to go to jail? Am I going to burn in hell? Do I not deserve to have sex ever again in my life?
pics?
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kill yourself, normalfag, then fuck off
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>>39240113
Yeah like I'm going to risk someone recognizing her and screenshotting this shit