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You have twenty-five seconds (25) to say something nice about my oneitis. She's on the left btw.
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>>38538548
They added a pig filter on snapchat?
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The snapchat filter is covering up a portion of her face and as a result I do not need to suffer viewing it, very courteous
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Her blubber will fetch a high price.

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For what purpose do you seek a gf?
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>>38538454
i mean like surely it'd be fun if you really really really got long
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Emotional connection and self validation.
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>>38538454
warm hole

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Why the FUCK is it so hard for women to understand anonymity? I seriously cannot tell anymore if I am being trolled every time I see a post open with "femanon here".
Why the fuck can't women just get out of here? The internet is so vast, why do you have to infect this board? Why do you feel such a need to tell everyone that you are a woman?

This website is ONLY special because of its anonymity, and you break the very core by announcing, pointlessly, your gender.

REEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>38538389
maleanon here, totally agree
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FEMANON HERE, FEED ME ORBITERS
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Let's just start assuming all posters are female then. Seems the easiest.

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If teenage girls are the pinnacle of female attractiveness, why does society try so hard to convince men they're not?
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Because feminists and white knights.
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Because the majority of people living in this society are not teenagers, and therefore feel bad that the best years of their life are long over.
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It's not in anyone's best interest. Men would feel worse about having no or next to no chance to get teenage girls, women would feel bad that even at 20 they're already on a downhill slope. Still, with the amount of delusion in the world regarding this is stupidly high, especially among women.

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what is the point of working if you're ugly?
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What's the point of living for someone else's approval?
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>>38538271
enough money to buy even better escapism.

>>38538280
we aren't islands, we need a lot of approval from others implicitly and explicitly to enjoy a social, non-escapist life.
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>>38538370
But im shallow as fuck and i dont want other to have to loom at me

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>tfw you're being ghosted by someone you like a lot and they're always online but never talk to you or message you and just kill you emotionally
time to cry myself to sleep
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>>38538234
don't cry desu.
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There are other people in the world. You can easily forget about this person and be fine.
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>tfw ghosting someone after years of orbiting
now maybe I can finally get to killing myself

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How much mouthwash do i need to drink to get drunk?
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>>38538210
>t. trashy under legal drinking age
don't do it. the alcohol isn't the bad/vomit inducing shit
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Reported for being underaged.
Qwerty
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>>38538210
What are you, a fucking chemist? Just chug that shit pussy.

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Stage pianists? Bedroom guitarists? FL Studio? Robots, if you have a hand in creating music or are trying to learn, come in here to tell us about it or show some work.
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Been dicking around with fl studio for the past three months but it's mostly crap. I bought an interface and a mic and when they arrive I'm finally gonna start making good stuff.
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classically trained professional symphony violinist. slightly child prodigy slightly not. trying to learn FL Studio for shits and giggles. Pop drums are hard. some things come really naturally and some things are wildly different from classical to pop music
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>>38538188
there is an entire board devoted to this topic

captcha: sage sage

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I have never seen cum
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>>38538150
google it and then never come back
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Your not missing out
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well let's solve that now

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Would it be illegal to drag a random child in the street to a dark alley and forcefully feed various fruits while I watch them consume it slowly?
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>>38538123
what the hek man
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You might get in trouble if it's a phallic fruit like a banana, but otherwise you should be fine.
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>>38538123
if you have to ask if it's illegal it's most likely illegal

eyy welcome to down under whitey! so I herd u liek Aussie girls :)
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>>38538081
Australians are white
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>>38538081
Is fucking an abo considered beastiality?
Can they even consent?
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Abbos are literally subhumans. They rape their daughters and do bizarre rituals where they cut open their penises like hotdogs and put other penises in them. They just found evidence that abbos have been around for 65-80 thousand years. And they still haven't evolved. They are basically another species, like how chimpamzees share a common ancestor with humans.

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Would you date a 6/10 bland girl (WEBM related)?
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>>38538060
shes a solid 7-8/10 qt 3.14 wtf are you on about
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>>38538060
She's cute, I don't see how she qualifies as bland outside of the uniform.
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>>38538101
8 is too high, i'd say 7

Boddington's
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>>38538026
Buuzuunguu
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>>38538026
martinique
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BENGHAZI
GORGONZOLA
BAZOOKA

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I have respect to each and every single one of you
For not killing yourselves even after all the shit that happens in your lifes, that means you still have hope and that is something good
But now I will ask you for you help
I didn't go to college for 2 years because I needed to work for some financial troubles in my family but the storm has finally passed and I have the chance to go
In my whole life I never had a clear idea of what to do with my life
Maybe a Doctor I told myself and more shit but I just don't feel like doing that
So this is my question
What career's do you suggest to the person that post in this website (good at math, computers, and somewhat smart but not that much)
Love you guys
Thank you for your time
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we're all gonna make it you guys
we'll make it if we don't give up
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Back End Web Development.


Front-End is for /soc/ialites, /fa/ggots, /fit/ards - I would know, I'm one of them.
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So if you're actually decent at critical thinking and math consider learning programming.

Accounting for stable income. But that'll take you a bit of time.

Security if you're desperate and need the money but it's absolute crap job.

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A girl on my news feed just posted this. Is it truly this easy?
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The one caveat is that you gotta b attractive anon
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>>38538012
>somewhere classy
shes a fuckegn stupid
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>>38538012
>pick a time
>no, not tonight
So do you want me to pick a time or not? I mean why the fuck would anyone want to date such a person, they sound like an overbearing, unpleasant, pretentious asshole. This kind of girl is the one you stand up and never speak to again.

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