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>Roommate found the rape twink
>tfw he uses him more than I do
How can I tell my roommate to buy or capture his own damn rape twink?
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>>35830109
>just turn your roommate into a second rape twink
its like your not even thinking
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>>35830124
That would be kekworthy. I should also let the rape twink use him once in a while too
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>>35830109
is this from knd? cant remember the character
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>find a thread on literally any board that i think is civil
>post in it, on topic
>like clockwork, a random mentally ill person replies to me and they're either making no sense, using green text or going completely HAM with curse words
why does this keep happening to me? it's starting to get really weird.
i don't think i've had an on topic discussion for a month on here. every single discussion i've had is me trying to figure out why people are making these random responses.
i posted, "these are the same shooped pics i've been seeing for the past 12 years" and someone responded to me with this,
>WHITE RACE DOESNT HAVE THE BEST TITS! QUICK, CREATE FAKE NEWS
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>FUCK YOU WHEN SHE WAS IN THE FRONT OF A BUS TO THE CAR
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>>35830045
HAHA OH YES THIS IS GOOD ALMOST AS GOOD AS THIS IS GOOD ALMOST AS GOOD AS THIS IS GOOD
ALMOST AS GOOD AS THIS IS GOOD
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Werra dup... basically it means that you and your fuck bitches and yall fucken snitch MADE wanna!!! ass dip witts wanna but never ~!!! tryyn cryn on who end!how?? crapped lassie lacken shit head ... while y'all fucken, asken shit you cant read between lines for your selves you fucken lames damned
>SCREWWED TOO blame anybody and every one you encounter on ABOUT THING WITH GIVEN NO REASONING OR ABILITY TO NO ALL THE WHILE IS GONE DONE IS OVER DUMB ONES ..
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How can modern men provide for women in 10 years if all they do is play video games? When she is ready their turn will come. But they need to be prepared, she wont fall in their lap.
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>their turn will come
Nice b8, could use more subtlety.
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>men need to provide for women
Gender roles are sexyst, femynyst pyg.
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what is this mentally ill drivel even trying to fucking convey???
jesus christ this board is just non-sense on top of non-sense.
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>my school 2 days ago
>some freak whips out his junk in class
>rips out pubic hair and puts it on a girls head
>runs out of class and punches the student resources officer chasing him
>curses out teacher chasing him and breaks a windows with desk
>kids pouring out of class to watch the commotion
>kid gets arrested and charged as adult with sexual misconduct
>biggest drama our ever at school so i make this meme and post it on social media
>few days later get called to office
>someone showed administrators my meme
>get suspended for cyberbullying a psycho
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>>35830035
Few days ago not 2 I mean
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>>35830035
Thank you for... Sharing
I'm original
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Always wondered what happened to the kid that whipped out his dick in class. He killed himself right?
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REEEEEEEEE
*fires nerf into air*
PUT THE GF IN THE BAG NOW AND NOBODY GETS AN OWIE
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I got quadruples that means you gotta do it
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>>35829999
Fuck them numbers don't lie
c-calm down a-anon, I'll do what you want
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>>35829999
Where do you think you are? oregandnhfo
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If a cute black girl shows interest, would you even consider it? Honestly.
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Yes, because a black puss puss is still a puss puss regardless
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>>35829998
no siree, I would never consider dating a nigger.
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Yes, what the fuck kinda /pol/ wuestion is this, r9k has less faggots ya know.
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Any other robots donate plasma for cash? I'm about to go in and donate for my second time. Haven't made an appointment but they allow walks ins, so I guess we'll see how this works out.
I'm not sure what to use with my money, as my dad pays for all my food and bills. I was thinking about saving for a switch+zelda because nintendo has me cucked into buying a system for one game
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I used to, until my heart condition made it impossible. It was an average of $70 a week. They would only let you donate twice a week, and never two days in a row. And the wait times could go on for hours, especially for newbies.
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How much do you get paid for it?
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>>35830029
At my center the first four donations are $50 each, after that it varies between $25-35 depending on how many times you donated that month.
Also yeah only two donations a week/24 hours between minimum.
What sort of heart condition?
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>playing WoW
>inspect another player
>their current target changes to me
>knows I'm inspecting his gear
>mfw
>log off and delete character
That was close
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>>35829949
>repost this thread
>think I'm funny
>suck my Mom's dick while waiting for (You)'s
What a life you're living OP
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>>35830005
cringe, 0/10
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>>35830049
>reposting other people's content because it was successful in the past so I can have the same feeling of success
10/10
>Alright, Anon. You choose dare? OKAY! What's the whitest thing you've ever done?
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>>35829918
thats truth you imbecile.
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You in 5 minutes
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Competed in strength competitions.
Took pride in my work.
Thought critically about an abstract concept.
Wrote music.
Drank alcohol.
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What's stopping you from seducing your mom?
inb4 "ugly"
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>>35829862
I haven't seen her in about 15 years, I hate her, she's a dumb cheating whore and I don't even remember what she looks like.
Are those good enough reasons OP?
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>>35829862
OP cant inb4. Fucking newfag.
Origami
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>>35829862
I see her as my mother first and foremost, not as some woman. You disgust me OP.
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME YOU RAPISTS
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Herpes ass.
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>>35829844
Haha damn.
What happened to the guy who posted those pics?
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>>35829883
he is probably getting his ass fucked in jail by Jamal
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I've been seeing a lot of this tattoo lately, can someone give me a quick rundown?
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I think it means the bitch fucks niggers
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>>35829786
>Queen of Spades
>Basically means she's BBC only
>Almost 100% of the time it's a photoshop, generally a really bad one
Hope that helps.
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>queen of spades
This might just be my autism, but..
In the game "hearts", the goal is to get as few points as possible. The queen of spades is worth 13 points; therefore it is the least desirable card.
If you find yourself with the queen of spades in your hand, your strategy is to wait for the right moment and make someone else take the queen of spades.
So, is getting the queen of spades as a tattoo admitting that you are the least desirable female?
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Do people really lose their virginity to escorts? Why not go to a bar or pick up a hideous girl on a dating site?
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>Cause at least you know for sure your getting AIDS
>It's not a gamble
>That 'cutie' ogre has a higher chance of harvesting your organs
>It's just good business
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anon who went to a bar with a female friend of 10 years here.
she got too drunk, started making out with me, and took advantage of my drunken state.
she says that i raped her.
that should be enough to deter you from drinking with women.
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>>35829751
it's cheaper to hire a professional once or twice a month than to have a GF/Wife.
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day2
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>>35829749
I'll be keeping count motherfucker I'll know if you miss a day
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day3
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>>35829749
Great thread op keep it up
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>finally get up
>time for breakfast
>sitting outside with my black coffee and cigarette
>kids at the school get let out for lunch
>ohffs.jpg
>try my best to ignore them shouting and screaming
>smoke too much of cigarette, burn myself on the filter
>shout "FUCKIN CUNT"
>kids look round
>like 3 teachers start glaring at me
>go hide inside and realise I can never have my comfy breakfast again
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Keep going outside assert your dominance don't give a fuck I sure as he'll don't
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good
elementary school teachers are bitches.
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>>35829735
you might be on a couple fbi watchlists op