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Are you there Kat
please respond
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>>38934666
Hi there
origidigi
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>>38934679
can you please pat me on the head
i wish you were around
why did you ghost me
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>>38934699
Is this the same Kat we have in mind?

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Anna,

I miss you.

Do you miss me too? Or am I being way too hopeful?

Shit, you've probably forgotten me already.

No one will ever take your place.

It's been a long time since I've heard from you, and I probably won't hear from you again, but I really hope you are doing okay.
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Dear M


What is your lie you told, E?


reader of letters.
To self,


You can do it!

Self
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>>38935062
M lied about something?
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Dear M

Come back
Please

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Are girls with borderliens personality disorder abusive?
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>>38934581
Yeah. They will gaslight you.
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>>38934581
like you wouldn't fucking believe anon
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>>38934581
She's beautiful, why am I attracted just to this kind of girls and not the normal ones?

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Why is this the ideal female body type?
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>>38934576
It subconciously forces and reinforces your need to protect them. All according to keikaku.
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BECOS YOUR A FUCKIN SICK PEDO THAT NEEDS TO FUK OF MY BOARD REEEEEE
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>>38934576
>Why is this the ideal female body type?
You meant this, OP?

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>two anons have a very rewarding conversation
>no one else comments

>two anons, one whom is assumed or known to be female, have a rewarding conversation
>ten to twenty comments from strangers encouraging them to hook up, exchange emails, to meet up IRL, to "find each other".

Explain this advanced cuckery.
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>>38934565
If the fembot LARPer is busy messaging someone else then they're not derailing every other thread on this board.
It isn't cuckoldry, it's just some anons who care about this board.
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Nobody cares about men and men only have value when they are validating women and doing what is societally expected of them, up to and including building and maintain civilization.
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>>38934617
It seems as if they want these people to hook up because they're emotionally invested in the lauring rather than the board.

>>38934644
Non sequiter.

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anyone else sick of everything being about girls on r9k?
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>>38934563
We're lonely guys. What can we talk about except the things we like, girls, and how shitty our lives are?
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But it fuels my cuddling fantasies
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>>38934584
you just named 2 very vague things that don't necessarily include women by yourself

>going to uni for the first time ever in a few weeks
>tfw face is so covered in pimples it looks bright red
>ashamed if i ever interact with people or go outside because i feel bad for making them look at me
>social confidence is basically zero
>even in high school everyone had perfectly clean faces while i looked like a fucking pizza
>every treatment i've tried either doesn't work or makes the problem worse
J U S T
Where are my acnebots at?
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I know that feel.
Acne ruined my life.
Even if it goes away, which I doubt it will since I still have it at 27, I've got a lot of scarring.
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>25
>Oily skin and oily skin ravaged my skin
>Face is covered in scars and uneven skin
>Chest and entire back is scars, blemishes and huge stretch marks
>I've tried every combination of anything in my power to get marginally better skin
>Achieved nothing
>People who didn't care or bother have great skin

I see my reflection once, my chest or back once and my day is ruined
I can't handle it anymore /r9k/ but I can't even run from it
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>>38934583
>still have it at 27
Fuck, this better not happen to me.
>>38934630
I try not to use the bathroom when out in public because there are mirrors in there. Seeing my reflection always puts me in a bad mood, and I don't want to be both grumpy and ugly in front of other people.

it's actually fucking happening
I am not ok with this
Women need to understand that we will find better ways to have sex than giving money and power to them.
If we want to fuck rubber holes then we will.
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>It's another "someone on /r9k/ is surprised that western society caters to women in any and every way possible" episode

We tried to warn you.
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>>38934513
lol
women are going to become obsolete in our lifetime

just wait until perfected and cheaper VR porn, sex robots that can move around and talk and act like a gf/wife, and artificial wombs

women will become absolutely redundant
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>>38934540
unless people enact laws against such ways out stating that they have rights as people to tell other people what they can and can't fuck
they'll ban sex robots without a fucking thought but the new drilldoXXXtreme reaming device will be out on the market the next day

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Would girls like this date a robot?
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Nope. They want Chad too
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>>38934511
lol I know the girl in the middle, are you in Bristol?
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>>38934511
Probably not. I wish though. Bitches with low self-esteem, with daddy issues are fucking hot.

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Greetings, /r9k/. I am a genie with the power to alter any thread on the fabric of any reality. Every single wish made in this thread shall be granted.

The catch, however, is that this is only to demonstrate why you should never make wishes.
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I wish Katya was my qt loving gf.
And that she doesn't turn out to be a trap, or cheating on me, or has an infectious or terminal disease, or fake tits, bad breath, infertile, mentally challenged, bald, mental illnesses or has hair chest. Gotta protect myself from you, evil genie.
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I wish you and only you would enter into a state of nonexistence immediately after I finish this sentence.
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Can you make me god please?

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Here's a pic of my eyebrows.
How fucked am I and how to fix?
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Lmao I've got that cowlick on my left eyebrow too.
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>>38934383
Do they not sell hairbrushes in your country?
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>that left eyebrow cowlick
Brother.

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How does one get a stunningly beautiful gf?
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>>38934377
Chessie Kay is my duckfaceplasticbimbo waifu.
Wish she made more stuff but I think she mostly escorts instead of shooting porn.
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>>38934377
by being a chad, which is the only way to get pretty much any type of girl

anyone who tells you otherwise is lying
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>>38934377
win the lottery or fake being rich
Gold diggers, that's how

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>that 8/10 that let you orbit her has moved on without you
>tfw she listened to all of your problems
>you weren't even a page in her book
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I used to feel this feel .
I came out to my crush that I liked her and broke down Infront of her. We still hang out but she doesn't like me that way
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>>38934431
>broke down Infront of her

lol... just lol
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>>38934431

>broke down Infront of her

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>drinking coffee and using my phone
>get the sudden urge to put my phone in the mug just to see if it fits
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>>38934314
Well did it champ?
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>>38934342
no, the phone is slightly too big
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>>38934347
it's not autism it's repressed emotions wanting to get free

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Share lewd stories about you and your sister
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>>38934300
sick incest bastard, also checkem
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>>38934305
Its not my fault I find brothers and sisters doing naughty things cute hehe
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>>38934300
I saw her taking a piss in the shower
It gave me a pee fetish


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