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New show on Channel 4. Is he /ourguy/?
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>>37770536
I thought of this board as soon as I saw tbe advertisements
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>some tumblr snowflake flower arranging
no thanks

Guy Martin is my autistic husbando

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>tfw no beautiful blonde texas gf
>tfw subhuman slav
>tfw you'll never listen to her speaking with that qt accent
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>random, unprompted bouts of crying interjected with maniacal laughter
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pfffft hahahah
fart
braaaaaaaaft cec hehe
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>>37770508
I've been doing the same exact thing for six years.

>2011
>See movie
>PARTY ROCKER'S IN THE HOUSE begins to play
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I start pacing around psyching myself up and yell "YEEEEEEEE BUDDY" "WOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH LIGHT WEIGHT" or "FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU BITCH", repeating that over and over, only pausing to giggle or laugh. needless to say I've been hospitalized once.

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Why do normies love Colbert so much when Seth Meyers is so much better?
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>>37770426
>Thinking any late night show is funny

You can leave now normie
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Colbert used to be top-tier

He's just embarrassing now

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this is what it feels like to fuck a black women
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all of you are fat virgin losers
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THE WAGIE-RAGIE SLAVES AWAY
AT THE COUNTER EVERY GODDAMN DAY
EVEN WHEN THE SKIES ARE SO GRAY
AT THE COUNTER EVERY GODDAMN DAY
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>>37770306
This NEET does the maymay danky leg. Wathc him smug.

>tfw 4chan is the only real companionship you have
You've been with me through these years. Like any family there are times where we bicker, but we're still family. Now it's early morning and everyone else is asleep but I am alive. Thank you.
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>>37770121
THANK YOU ANON FOR THE TALK
NOW LET'S DANCE TO THE PARTY ROCK
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>>37770121
fuck you shitlord

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I feel like everyone hates me and I feel like everyone is watching me judging, will taking anti depressants drugs help with this
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ANON SEEMS A LITTLE PARANOID
COULD IT BE CUZ HE'S A LITTLE SCHIZOID
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>>37770120
Well what drugs help with that?
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>>37770112
No, it will only make masturbating feel like shooting a penny out of your urethra.

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Two days wagie.
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>>37769995
WAGIE-RAGIE CANT CONTAIN HIS RAGE
FROM THE CONFINES OF HIS JEW-OWNED CAGE
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>>37769995
This and this. One word for each day.
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>>37769995
Three, I only work 4 days a week. You're right though, I should enjoy myself this weekend. I think we'll take the jetskis out on the lake.
Sorry you can't come NEETbags, but you can always hide behind NEETPepe and shitpost on 4chan. Maybe take a shower while ur at it?

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What do you think was going through Justin's mind when he looked at his dad?
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>>37769984
it looks like hes looking behind his dad
i think a better question is what do you think justin's dad thinks of his son?
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>>37770025
>tfw i'm not my son
is what he thinks
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>>37770049
This is probably the main fw he experiences.
And I hate his dad on a deeply personal level.
t. same age as his dad

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And every year older I grow - the more I come to realize Elliot was right about women.
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>>37769936
How so, anon? In what way was he right and what made you come to this conclusion?
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>>37769936
>tfw the fire grows bigger and hotter with each passing day

I am no longer attracted to them.

I just feel anger and disgust.
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>tfw day of retribution

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My mouth makes so much salive its unreal.

It just wont stop its so much HNGGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHG
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Using a butt plug for the first time was difficult, but made me feel so cute afterwards.

Does it feel amazing with a bad dragon ?
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>>37769837
you have to build up to using things like that. you need a decent sized regular dildo for a while before you can tackle one of those. they dont even feel that great desu, its more for the novelty and to make lewd videos with.
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>>37769837
Stop shoving things up your ass. That hole is for poop and nothing else.

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Since we get one meta thread per board to talk about the board to improve it

we really need downvote buttons for these dumb frog posters
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