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Were you bullied by Stacies in high school?
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No. I was an autist, but I was also an excellent athlete (varsity cross country, basketball, and lacrosse starting in freshman year), so the stacies all dated my Chad friends and treated me well.
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>>38628623
No, there weren't any girls. They qt autist girls studied science, stacy whores studied social science. Technology was mainly rednecks who liked cars, people who liked video games, and a few autists like me.
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>>38628623
No but I constantly fantasize about it and masturbate.
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w-whats going on?
Are we being raided right now
im scared i dont like this
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what the helI are you taIking about
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>>38628697
yes, someone explain this? what happened?
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>>38628820
perhaps its all the recent pedo threads?
I agree it's pretty gross but its nothing new desu.
also it's probably all the same guy.
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What is your opinion on fat shaming?
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>>38628559
It's like...it may motivate some fatties, but will probably discourage others. Unless you're just mean and want to be hurtful then who cares? But I think it's most destructive as opposed to being constructive
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It's good, we need more of it on the "cute belly gf" threads
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>>38628559
>What is your opinion on fat shaming?
fuck that dumbshit fag
that being said I think fat shaming is a net positive on the world
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When did you realize you had schizo? What were the early signs before it became full-blown?
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I wasn't
not until the moment I realized that there were people not in my vicinity who knew of my private life
(((coincidences))) are quite eerie
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>>38628412
when the start it was very confuse now everything is alright
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since my earliest years.
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The Radio is completely run by Chads and Staceys, and I fucking hate it.
>love song
>love song
>commercial
>commercial
>love song
>love song
it makes riding in cars fucking unbearable. can't wait to get my license (if I even can) so that I don't have to listen to this shit anymore.
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>>38628406
Sounds like you have shitty drivers, classical radio is good shit.
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>>38628406
heard of phone and headphones? why would you even listen to radio anymore?
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>>38628442
normans have shit taste, always
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>be 115 pound skelet guy with extremely thin wrists and shit
>catch a glimpse of thic ass and legs in the mirror
why did God punish me like this?
I want to die
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Try not to slit those thin wrists of yours spooky skelet. We care :(
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I know that feel.
I'm 6'0, 125 lbs. with broad enough shoulders, but my hips stick out a bit too much. This roastie whore grabbed my ass in school before and said I have a nice ass.
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>>38628337
Don't feel bad. Everyone loves guys with a nice ass....females included. They are fun to grab (and fuck if you are into that).
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Hey there big guy, you here to watch the game?
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>>38628257
N-no, please excuse me
>proceeds to bathroom to take massive pooper
PLLUURRRRRRPPPPP
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>>38628257
Please just leave me alone.
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>>38628257
Lets say you get a guy, fairly good looking, worked his ass off and got lucky break after lucky break making money. He does no fap, and no porn, and after buying a house, thinks "all i need now is a QT waifu to walk a dog with".
And he meets this girl. She acts shy, coy, wont look him in the eye. He asks to walk her home, and to hold her hand, if he isnt being too forward and ungentleman like.
She cups his hand in hers, and kisses him gently on the cheek. "wow", he thinks... "ive found a good girl... turns out /r9k/ was wrong, the fucking losers"
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Can we have a sex toy thread? I'm a 31 yo wizard and I bought a fleshlight last week. I went for the value pack even though I guessed it was a scam because what the hell, I have nothing else to spend my money on.
Anyway, I tried it for the first time today and it was awful. I couldn't get my dick in the fucking hole, it was incredibly tight.
I'm guessing the answer is "no", but are real holes this fucking tight? I couldn't move my penis at all and I used a shitload of lube too.
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It really depends on what hole you are entering. I have fucked virgins before. Though they say it hurts, there is never an issue getting it in.
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>>38628324
>I have fucked virgins before
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *takes breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I bet your not using it right. My Tenga was like that until I opened the back and released the vaccum seal.
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Opinions on boogie2988? I personally like him but I feel that he puts to many excuses concerning his weight loss and his fans only enable his shitty habits
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he alright
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>>38628232
Prob one of the only major Eceleb dudes with a girlfriend I wouldn't trade places with. I'm a chubster but being that fat is just fucking crazy not to mention the fact the surgery he's getting basically means he can't eat good food anymore.
Fuck I can't even imagine not being able to eat good food. Vidya/food are the only reason I haven't killed myself.
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>>38628232
is a normie
should therefore kys
>be me
>decided to try to act more confident, be less anxious about everything
>sent this to a guy i have a crush on
>he reads and doesnt respond
did i fuck up? was this weird to say?
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If it were me I wouldn't mind but I'm no Chad Thunder-Cock.
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How old are you/he
Are you male and send it to him knowing that he is not?
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Not bad actually, but if he didn't respond to it you're probably too ugly for him, sorry fem(ale)bot.
Also women can never truly be a robot because even your "desperate" texts come out much more well-formed, due to never experiencing the crippling blow of total rejection.
>tfw your only hope of getting a qt gf is making lots of money
Why didn't my parents ever tell me this?
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>>38628192
Are you white and live in the west? Because if you are that's simply not true. You can go to asia to get an EZPZ QT Gf. Yeah you need a bit of money but nothing you can't get from a normal job.
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>>38628374
but I want white kids
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>>38628374
Most asian chicks in the US would want an average looking white person too. It's not too difficult if you're fine with chinks.
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It finally happened. My mother gave me "the talk" and basically said I need to get my shit together. I exploded and told her all about my issues, my feelings, how I'm so unhappy, etc. but the closest thing to a piece of advice she could give me was basically "you just have to get out and put yourself out there." She said that, as much as it pains her, she's seriously considering kicking me out if I don't put my act together quickly, because she believes that it will be good for me. I guess I will give it at last try, and hope for the best even though I'm not precisely hopeful. If I can't make it this time, I guess I'll have no option but to kill mysef. I know that's selfish and that it would cause my parents a lot of pain, but I'm in pain as well, and I don't know how much longer I'll be able to put up with it. Definitely not long if on top of that I become homeless.
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>>38628119
i just got an apartment today after living in my car for two months. You can do it op, and having a place for yourself is far comfier anyways
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>>38628312
Good for you, anon!
Must have been rough.
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>>38628119
Keep in mind your mom has no idea what to do or say. All she can do is try.
I dunno your issues or if you can afford therapy.
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You robots do any psychedelics? I found they've helped me realize what life's really about. Have you guys ever considered them?
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Which ones have you done?
I mostly just take benzos to forget about things, but I've tried a few psychedelics.
>shrooms
>LSD
>1P-LSD
>4-Aco-DMT
>4-Ho-MiPT
I want to try DMT one day, but to be honest, I don't really like psychedelics that much. I feel like I've had more bad trips than good trips.
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>>38628103
Most of my hallucinations are hell related
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Does DXM count?
I'm too much of a shut in to get any real psychs although DXM is very underrated, it's more of a disassociative but I tend to trip pretty fucking hard, Just with closed eye visuals instead of open eye ones
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>Be me
>41 year old father of two
>Both kids use normie social media
>Wife and kids don't know my power level, I've hid it well
>Been on r9k for years
>Make sure to use the word meme in real life and share stupid image macros on normiebook to keep up the facade of "dad trying to be hip"
>MFW they'll never know
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Why can't you be my dad
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>>38628134
Maybe I am and you'll never know
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>>38628089
prove it. pic of kids' gross bathroom with timestamp or something
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I guess the chadness is too stronk in this one so it got ignored. reposting
hello r9k
am I a robot?
be mindful that I stayed almost like a neet shut-in for three months last year
>last friday night
>went to a bar with two friends
and a friends's date
>his date brought three girls
>a 6/10, a 7/10 and a 9/10
>closing to midnight I ask the 9/10 to hang with me
>she said a simple no, I said wathever
>the girl who brought her says she's just out of a relationship
>half an hour later we're dancing to a show and I'm gently touching her back and arms from behind
>she said that's not an invite for anything more
>1 am she puts her head at my shoulders
>I said so I you're giving me a chance after all
>made out until like 4:30am with a lot of warm huggings
>ask for her number, she's hesitant
>tfw not alpha enough
>ask her again after some game
>ask her if she's hungry, we agree to go to a Subway nearby
>I brought one of my friends there
>we reunite to leave
>she disappears with her girl friends
fast forward two days later
>text her
>said I liked her and was nice hanging together
>ask to hang again tuesday(today)
>she says she barely know me
>I get cocky and say some aggressive/thisrty shit
>she says she's not that kind of girl
>I text her alright I deluded myself n goodbye
>get sad because after three long years I made out with another girl and she just wanted some kissing
>got sad drunk every hour after that and still am both
am I robot?
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>>38628085
I love you anon, I'm sorry that happened.
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>am i robot?
Definetly not as robots as most other users on here.
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Nah, you're just a failed normalfag.