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>1000 word report due in two days
Who /dropping out/ here?
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>university staff asked me whether i need consolation because I'm "hanging behind" what's normal study time
>That was 3 years ago
>Have done nothing since
Why u cryin? Neet is life
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>>35837711
You can get that done in a couple hours. Are you fucking retarded?
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>>35838500
god you saound like a cuuuck jew
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Tall person /feels/ thread
>neck strain from walking through low doors
>easily picked out of a crowd
>hard to find loose fitting clothes
>can't have a quiet drink in a bar because all the women are staring at you lustfully
>can't drive small cars comfortably
>have to bend over quite far to tie shoelaces
Wish I could be under 6' so I could have an easier life.
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>>35837684
I hate being desired by almost every type of women regardless of my facial structure, being able to reach anything easily, being respected just for my height, having a longer lifespan than shorter people, and having an edge over shorter people in interviews for job positions.
Just hate it!
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>>35837684
All memeing aside, I also wish I was 10 inches shorter. My arms would be fucking massive by now, instead of being only big.
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>>35837684
6'5
>mentioned this in another thread but every counter and desk is lower than your crotch
>actually have to get on my knees to use the bathroom sink without bending my upper back ninety fucking degrees
>people think it's easy for you to get a gf just because you're tall, assuming you even want a gf.
>>35837821
>I hate being desired by almost every type of women regardless of my facial structure
if your face is ugly enough, it will have the exact opposite effect
>being able to reach anything easily, being respected just for my height
height is the only thing they care about. you're basically their personal crane
>having a longer lifespan than shorter people
some would count this as a negative
>and having an edge over shorter people in interviews for job positions.
then pray you're capable of meeting their subsequently higher expectations
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Describe your crush to me robots? What is she like?
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>>35837631
She's in a cult
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I don't have a crush because the only thing I seek in a SO is understanding, and nobody will ever understand me.
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>>35837654
Surely joke?
>>35837668
3edgy5me
But in all seriousness develop this further
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Why are people so stupid to still be catfished in this day and age?
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>>35837604
So how'd it happen to you?
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t. poor guy who got fucked over by some catsfish
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>when you thought they were catfishing but they're real and in love with you
This is a feel I like.
Anybody else like the concept of, or already been/is, being a vagabond? last fall and winter I posted several threads discussing the possibility of becoming a vagabond. I'm now 90% commit ed to going through with it, so I'll be posting about it and shit. I got together some touring bike gear with the little money I had, and I've more or less worked out how to survive, by practicing extended camping trips. I'll be leaving sometime within the third week of July. Oh, and I don't plan to steal shit or beg for money, but I will take advantage of other things I can get for free in the way of transportation and food, so feel free to call me a parasite or a leech or whatever your favorite term is. I don't have any problem with admitting that I'm going to be taking advantage of societies generous members to survive.
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>>35837595
I'm a drifter, but not by choice. I was kicked out when I 17 and ever since I've sorta just wandered from place to place.
it's honestly pretty shitty but it's better than being tied down I guess.
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>>35837595
I did it for about a year but mom found out and forced me to come back.
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>>35837595
>but I will take advantage of other things I can get for free in the way of transportation and food
How.
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I'm fucking pissed.
Recently i got myself a gf somehow and she asked me about how big my dick is.
Keep in mind she hasn't seen it yet.
I gave her the honest answer of 6.5"
She then told me that's the smallest she's had.
Apparently her past bf's cocked in at two 7.5" and one
>TEN
>INCH
>COCK
This is a fucking joke right?
Like she just doesn't understand the concept of size right.
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>>35837535
Mine is just short of 8 inches and all girls say it's really big
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>>35837535
if shes asks you how big your dick is then why even bother with that whore?
find an actual GF
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>>35837535
feelsbadman good luck in wizardry
Anyone had Balanitis here? Why the fuck won't it go away?!!?
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>have unprotected sex once
Ho ho ho
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>>35837494
do you have phimosis too?, i think i have both, got them about 6 month ago, but im afraid to go to the doctor cause cricumsision or frenuloplasty
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>>35837562
No my foreskin is good. I just have these red bumps on the glans that kinda itch and won't go away.
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This is it robots
This is it for me
Im finally going to do something about it
I found this site 8 years ago, and since then I've been here almost every hour of my freetime.
Day and night, every evening after school and later, after my wagecuck job. I've been here lurking. Wasting my life.
I've been here lurking, just fucking lurking. I get mad just thinking about it. I'm sure I can count all the threads I've ever made on this site on two hand. I don't understand why the fuck I'm here. I'm just reading what someone else writes, watching what others make. Never doing anything myself, just fucking observing. I almost never make posts either, most of the time I just finish the replies and then delete them instead of posting them. fuck
I'm a 23 year old virgin. A 23 year old virgin with a wagecuck job. I live in a garbage dump. I don't have any hobbies. I dont have any friends. I feel tired all the time. I dont have any motivation to do anything. I don't play videogames anymore. I don't watch anime or read manga anymore. I'm just lurking here, and I hate my life.
My daily journey starts with going on /pol/, looking for interesting threads. Next is /a/, /r9k/, /v/ and /tv/. Then the catalogs of /his/ and /tg/. I always find 10-12 threads that pique my interest. I read them in turn, and then I lurk. Lurk and refresh. Lurk and refresh. While looking for other threads of course.
I could have found myself a hobby, I could have gone to the gym, I could have kept searching for jobs. But nope, instead Im here.
The hours go by really quickly when you are here. Its actually really fucking scary how much time you waste.
But the most scary thing is that Im completely aware of this. I realise that Im wasting my life on 4chan, and Im not doing anything about it.
Untill now.
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I'm gonna leave this site, starting from tommorrow.
My startingplan is to go one month without coming back, and then see if there is any results.
Damn, it feels like im a fucking heroin addict trying to quit drugs.
With all the time I'll get back, Im gonna try and change my life to the better.
Its gonna be hard, but I will try, and I will atleast not come back here. Even if that means to stare at a wall for hours instead.
I dont think my life will change that much, but atleast I'm not gonna live in garbage anymore. Maybe I'll even get a better job if I begin jobsearching again, or maybe find a hobby.
Wish me good luck
I'll see you on the other side, space cowboys
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>>35837455
Good luck op
Remember to update april 27th
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Godspeed anon. I personally gave up long ago.
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>alpha male
>Talks to girls
>Gets nudes and stuff
>Act really flirty
>She wants sex
>I say I'm gay
This is my hobby
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>>35837350
I do pretty much the same thing but girls never send nudes
I do everything I can but they don't care.
Flirting results in them taking advantage of me or "hes a creep"
one day, I will snap and some something stupid
I hope it doesn't happen though, I don't want to embarres my parents with my face on the newspapers.
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>>35837350
I found this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls541-zq6ps
do you like it?
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question, what do you do with the Shewee after you use it ? is it reusable or do you just carry like 5 and throw them away every time?
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How you've spend your 18th birthday anon?
Mine was like this:
>only like 2 "friends" wished me a happy bd in school
>aight, nevermind
>father thought i had at least some friends
>he sayed i can go party or some shit
>tfw i had/have no friends to invite
>spend whole day alone, parents forced me to go eat with them in restaurant in the evening
>father was visibly disapointed and tried to cheer me up
>"don't worry anon, it's better celebrating with your family","its better than drinking alcohol",...
I'm normally used to being alone, but i was sad as hell, becouse it was my special day.
I still get sad when i think about it, i can never go back and have a nice birthday with people who actually want to be friends with me voluntarily and not just because they're related to me
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>>35837343
Same except I wasn't a winy little bitch about it.
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It was a long time ago. I don't think I did anything. I went bowling with my social worker for my 21st though.
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>>only like 2 "friends" wished me a happy bd in school
>only 2
Try zero faggot.
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How can you even be this beta?
>http://ourhotwives.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=18316&sid=02b03afd08781a06f20863d431bec64a
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>>35837328
it's not beta unless you suck your daddy's dick to get him ready for plowing your girlfriend. there's probably someone here whose tiny dick got hard thinking of that.
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>>35837328
>these people actually exist
How the fuck
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>>35837328
More importantly why are you reading this, OP?
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>tfw I just got diagnosed with Parkinson's
My life is fucking over.
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>>35837269
please finger bang my pussy
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ripu... can you still use your keyboard
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>>35837269
If you get it clinically diagnosed, couldn't you have gotten some NEETbuck for that?
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>tfw you are literally the product of a one night stand and have never met your dad
why am i even alive
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So your dad could get his willy wet for one night
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i wish i had never met my dad.
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>>35837268
at least your dad doesn't hate you
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You ever feel like cutting all your social ties and responsibilities and just sinking every waking hour into vidya?
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Mate I live like it
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>>35837256
What would you do for money?
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I've been doing it all my life. Sometimes I feel like the opposite, but it doesn't last.
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>be at Burger King
>they have $1.49 for 10 nuggets deal
>this means I can order more nuggies!
>time to load up
>decide to get 200
>make ma-ma do the conversion from USD to GBP
>only 60 Good Boy Points for 200 nugnugs!
>I clean out their nuggie saucies (costs 0 GBP so I order extra, 1 sauce packet per 2 nuggies)
>my table looks like the famous Scarface scene but with nuggies instead of cocaine
>scarf down my nuggers n' sauce while ma-ma plays Candy Crush on her phone (shitty pleb game)
>mum tells me to slow down else I get a tum-tum ache
>stupid bitch thinks she can tell me what to do
>later that night I wake up with a big hurty poo
>speed-waddle to bathroom
>trip and fall before I reach toilet
>get an owie
>laying on the bathroom floor crying my eyes out and pooping all over the floor
>1 hour later i clean myself up in the toilet bowl and wake up mommy to clean my poopies
>didn't get my 50 GBP for sleeping through the night
>lose the 30 daily GBP bonus I get for keeping my poo-poos in the toilet
>can't go to sleep now
>do peepee fun rubby-squirty on the Baby Bop pages of my Barney and Friends picture book
>miss the pages and and get pee-pee mayonnaise all over my bedsheets
>mums get upset when she sees the stains and takes away the rest of my GBP
And that's why you never choose nuggies over tendies
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>>35837216
>stupid bitch thinks she can tell me what to do
I love how this stands out of the whole thing
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>>35837216
>Gtfo you child
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>>35837216
No true good boy would ever consider eating nugs l. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!