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>the lanklet in my uni that talks over me when there are girls around and doesn't even bother to look down to look at me in the eyes

white people

entitled overrated little shits propped up by racist systems

>talking on speakerphone in a public place.
>someone that stares at you through the corner of their eyes as you pass.
>leaving empty containers in the fridge

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Poor cat, fuck this roastie

>>34722948
They get off on the control, it puts them in heat

>>34722948
>cleaning poop stains from the cat with your tongue
>torture

eliza is a saint.

>wake up 10 am
>shitpost on /r9k/
>11.30 eat lunch
>lurk for about five hours
>look for jobs, apply for those I find
>six pm - watch tv untill midnight

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>>34722907
okay lets see, just for my own sake so i can see what am i doing with my life

>get up at 0700 get dressed and go to work
>arrive at 0800 and start the day with tea or coffee
>read news and chat with friends (who are at uni or just home playing games)
>0900 go to toilet for mornin dump
>work til 1200
>eat; 30 min lunch-break
>1230 continue work til 1615
>arrive at home do groceries if needed
>do laundry and make meal for tomorrow if needed
>1800 sit at compuer play games alone or friends or just waste time on anonymous image boards till late 2300
>shower if needed (i take a shower every 2 days)
go to bed browse shit on phone til 0000
>rinse and repeat

>>34723005
How can you sleep for only seven hours? Im dead unless nine.

OP is a trap loving faggot

its ok if your lonely

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>>34722892
I don't like it, no, no. I don't like it.

>>34722832
Try anon. It's always the hardest in the beginning. You are feeling like that because you're moving out of your comfort zone. If you give up like that, you'll end up having more regret.

>>34722832
Why you don't like it?

Also wait for you first paycheck

>>34722867
Thank for the kind advice, Anon. Means alot. I applied for night baket but instead they have me making sandwhiches up front. And then there is this cute hispanic girl I work with but I'm such a fucking beta. She's not really the issue here though.

>>34722801
Looks aryan to me

>>34722801
Pretty white to me as well
Other examples?

Your average Swede

>>34722793
I played sports and it didn't help me.

>>34722806
what kind of sports though?

>>34722793
I played all those sports in your image as a kid (except for the rich people ones: golf, tennis, badminton) and it didn't do shit.

how big is it

i can be ur trap

>>34722770
why'd he ask your dick size?
the traps i've fucked i haven't had to have a discussion about our dick sizes, it just never came up
idk bro step your game up and pick nicer femboys

gimme his name. I'm big enough for him I'm sure

>>34722722
>If you suck in your gut
Wait, your's aren't always sticking out?

Yes. I weigh approximately 180lb at 5'9", and I can do that easily. It should become significantly more defined if you fully exhale simultaneously.

>>34722722
Nah I'm fat as hell

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Comfy now

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>will never have the comfy life

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>>34723107
work for it like hell. It will be so nice

>>34722627
It is if you weren't particularly close

>>34722627
Considering you're here, yeah it's natural.

It may not have even hit you yet.

>>34722519
I'll be your friend anonm

>>34722519
why no job though?

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>let you know they think it is all your fault

But it is and deep down you know it

>>34722514
This shit made me laugh

>>34722514
>im a 22 year old virgin
was this detail necessary to the story or are you trying to put us in your shoes

>>34722514
>or im out

at least you have a tent

>>34722514
you're a goddamn retard

>>34722499
Try getting help anon. Maybe try therapy. Talk to someone real in life. If you keep on going like you are, you'll probably end up worse.

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>>34722523
>therapist told me I should see a specialist

>>34722551
Then try that. It won't go away until you to tackle it anon. That's all I can say.

>>34722492
you're not chad tier but you're decent looking

you can't avoid autism, no matter what you look like

>>34722492
You just look like an average white guy, what's the big deal?

>>34722513
>>34722522
Sour oregano grapes