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seriously i need help with this im concerned people

>>39492364
I hope you have learned your lesson, anon.
I'm not a doctor or anything but I don't think such a minor injury will cause any najor problems as long as it's not infected. Do you piss a lot of blood or is your urin just slightly red? Does blood also drip out on it's own or only if you pee? If the latter for both of these, it'll most likely heal on its own, just keep your dick clean to prevent an infection and drink enough water to flush anything bad out. However if it's worsening in the next couple of days or hasn't healed at all in about a weeks time you really should go see a doctor. Especially if you're having trouble peeing. Be more careful next time and stay away from sharp/metal objects

>>39492364
>when i go to the toliet i piss blood
If blood ever comes out of an orifice, go to the fucking doctor, retard.

Well I do love sex and children

i hate those three
especially children

and humans are so bad at taking care of their children

>>39492233
iktf bruh
ignorance is bliss
you're literally doing god's work

You probably lost control of your faculties and said something strange or perhaps offensive- or were overly aggressive about something.

>>39492233
>Anon enters home screaming
>REEEEEEE NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
>REEEEEEE TRAPS ARENT GAY, I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BOIPUSSI WHILE SUCKING YOUR TRAP DICK
>REEEEEEE
>Anon lays in the floor and starts crying
>Roommate is terrified

>>39492224
so what's the fucking problem you dumb piece of shit.

>>39492320
My autism is the problem

>>39492332
I'm leaving, I'm not going to forcibly extract information from you once sentence at a time. good luck with your "problem"

>>39492200
That's what I usually say because I hate almost every human being who talks to me and it's the most polite way to say: Stop fucking annoying me and get lost somewhere else.

>>39492234
t. Chad cock worshipping roastie

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>>39492200
"AND YOU'RE A DUMB BITCH"

>>39492168
wow dude, maybe chill out?!

>>39492168
That like masturbating your hate.

>>39492168
Because I do not need to come on r9k to reinforce my hatred

I'm gonna do it for nofap November

doing no porn and lowfap. haven't watched it in 3 days and only jerked it once a day at night

godspeed anon

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>>39492145
Hell yeah, let's go. I'm only 3 days in though

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I thought being a wagie would make my life feel better now I have purpose

I was wrong

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Second for waifus

>>39492116
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>and heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was never skint until I became a wageslave
even though bennies are a pittance, they're regular and frequent

This is incredibly common with women and has been happening to me since the 6th grade. I believe the majority of females have a foot fetish. I also believe that if she's putting her feet on you, she most likely wants to fuck, as nearly all the girls who put their feet on me also wanted sex.

girls love propping their legs and feet up on guys. i have experience it and seen it often. i don't get it. i have never had the desire to prop my legs or feet up on a woman. my wife throws her leg on top of mine when we are in bed next to each other. it's like a reflex or something. weird.

in highschool we had to do a """research paper""" on something in the DSM and i chose fetishes as a meme, something like 1/3rd of all people, regardless of gender, have a foot fetish. its literally the most common fetish but NOBODY will admit it irl because why would you

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>>39492063
This anon is da comfy.

>>39492063
It's 1:19am Monday morning now and I'm on the couch with the heater on, a blanket over my lap with the food network on in the background. Man Vs Food comes on in 10 minutes.

I'm now officially unemployed for one week. Haven't even looked at jobs yet. Getting a $20k payout from old job but it hasn't been deposited yet. No fucking idea what I'm gonna do with my life.

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Nice to see a comfy thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoBj0xW1uXg

>>39492041

What's the game about? How much is it?

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>>39492117
It's a strategy sci-fi game, in short you create your own civ and establish your people in a galaxy. From research and exploration to diplomacy and war, there are many things you can do, it's kind of similar to the Civilization series if you know that.

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>>39492117
Oh I forgot to answer your second question, it is 16 eurodollars on mmoga.com right now, steam has it listed for a little less than 40.
>https://www.mmoga.com/Steam-Games/Stellaris.html
If I remember right it was on humble bundle some time ago, so you could probably find it cheaper somewhere.

There isn't a woman in my life.

>>39492019
Everyone says that I'm dead serious but I make some dead inside jokes and people seems to find them funny.

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>tfw jokes to advanced for normies to understand them

soundcloud.com/basementvacation

download some shit for free and it'll give me some self esteem

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I draw porn for money so one day I can fund my shitty indie game and live the NEET dream.

>>39493032
post both

>>39491881
I wish I did, that sounds amazing tbqh

i do,

i have a 2 face and a huge cock, LOL

fuckign life and shit genetics.

>>39491881
nice humble brag but this would never happen unless you have a chub

>>39491830
Did you make this thread for low risk (You)s because until now you were unable to satisfy your unsated internet addiction, due to your phone being too bright to look at?

>>39492072
I made this thread to share my story; I'm gonna shoot up my uni in two weeks. I figure I should tell the world something about me.

If you were in jail would you make wine out of the toilet water