What do you have hung on your wall?
Pic related is all I have up.
It's that time again. Give your sister a hug, hold her hand, maybe a kiss on the cheek.
I hugged my aniki and gave him a kiss. He smiled at me and pet my head.
What is the weirdest thing you've ever fapped to?
Do you think it was worth it?
This probably. I don't regret it
>be participating in a Battle Royale/Hungerford Games survival game
>manage to get a knife
>kill some people with better gear and steal it
>slowly become respected
>have qt's gift me weapons and cigarettes and wanting to follow me around
>make a major enemy
>they start spreading lies about me in another part of the game district
>they're getting a lot of followers
>jump in my trusty 4WD jeep
>cruising towards the region where propaganda is spread, armed to the teeth, ready to deal with the fuckers
>alarm clock goes off
>thrust into grim reality
>have to go back to stale mediocrity
I'm finally having cool dreams instead of constant nightmares and reality won't even let me finish them.
REEEEEE. I'm both pissed and kinda hyped today from having a cool ass dream but also being torn from it prematurely.
Post your recent dreams, robots.
>little brother has been captured by a demon of some sort
>jump through portal which leads me to hell
>there's decapitated heads and limbs as far as the eye can see
>see a field of heads on spikes behind a large gate
>little brother's head is there as well
>all of his suffering is being uploaded to his head through the spike
>know he's still alive
>demon appears in front of me
>looks like a combination of gravelord Nito and Sauron's mouth, standing about 10 feet tall
>run towards him while my right arm turns into an energy sword of some sort
>stab it in the stomach and run my sword upwards towards its neck
>realize I am the demons
>had my first ever lucid dream this morning
>I was getting raped by a woman I couldn't physically look at it in a bedroom that had curtains on the outside so people could look in and watch
You bots ever have one?
You had a lucid dream and instead of flying, fucking or flinging feces you got raped by a woman?
Cats or dogs? Lizards for me.
birds are the cutest i hate all this LE BIRB MAY MAY (((haha))) bullshit going around now
i never put much stock into the whole "normies ruin communities thing" until just now, i have just realized that normies have actually significantly damaged my appreciation for something as pure and wholesome as watching pigeons chase eachother in the park or seeing crows kick ping pong balls around parking lots
>taking some beta verison of dinosaurs this seriously
>implying birds aren't the final release
help me respond robots im autistic with girls
Anyone else here have a facination with war?
>Granpa told me about Attila the Hun after I saw something about it on TV
>ever since then fell in love with the study of war
>would always read history textbooks and war books for fun
>favourite childhood games were age of empires
>get into total war as a tween
>play paradox grand strat now
>on a bad day start a destructive war in one of my campaigns,killing millions.
>mfw I realized the hunger will never be quenched
Keep me away from the codes boys.
So much people who could be released from this sick world! Wish you good luck on your future RL campaign, pls kill me ^^
>trying to forget the day and bury my sorrows with a Publix sub and root beer
>fire up Youtube on my phone to watch some WWII shit
>AMBER Alerts start coming on every fucking two minutes
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS IS RESPONSIBLE?!?!!?????
I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE
You can turn those off anon. It's under wireless and networks/more/emergency broadcasts for me.
>tfw /r9k/ is right and you have no value other than your vagina
I just wanted a husband and a family to love..
i mean they aren't exactly right. you like everyone else on the planet has the value of growth and potential. if you don't feel valuable make yourself a better person. develop new tastes and interests and values. you are just inherently valuable for your vagina you can be valuable for other things to but those require work
Weird School Happenings thread
>had a student teacher
>was to be around for about a month or two
>comes and teaches
>seems normal, not liked or disliked
>comes and goes
>6 months later
>in locker room
> friends run in
>" Hey Anon, remember pic related?"
>He molested a 13 year old girl 8 times
Top kek pic related
>tfw normies sit next to you and then complain something smells bad
WHY THE FUCK DO I CRAVE FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP?
WHY DO I LONG FOR SOMETHING I KNOW I CAN'T HAVE?
we were born in fleshy-tombs instead of our natural metallic bodies
i hope we can download ourselves onto customizable robotic frames one day
Probably because your mother is/was distant during your formative years & present if you aren't trying to get laid.
If you are trying to get laid: stop jerking off so much and watching porn so you can take pussy off a pedestal. Desperation reeks through your mannerisms/body language and people do pick up on it.
It's alright brah. We are all going to make it. Now start lifting and leave 4chan for awhile.
>just paid off all $1,000 in hospital bills
Why are women so obsessed with getting good jobs and having careers these days? If I could make a living off of being a twitch camwhore or just be a housewife, I would do so in an instant. Working a job as a woman is like the stupidest decision you could make.
women seem to think that men go to work and get drunk with the other co workers while giving each other high fives and promotions
in reality men are disposable and treated like shit by society, so when a female comes into the workplace, she gets treated the same way. however since she is used to being pampered by society her whole life she thinks that its sexism and that they are keeping her down because shes a woman