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>>35557759
thats clearly a disability what an ass

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>>35557759

>picture of her with a man
>can see the picture is photoshopped

at least you tried retard

>>35557759
>She will never find a man
uhh, so who's that taking her picture?

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I'm bumping ur thread because its sad to see an anon make a thread and have no one respond to it , I feel sorry for you , hopefully it will kick off now

>>35557968
Thanks Sushi Bro, usually they take off, I guess nobody's having feels tonight.
Those are some nice tits as well. Worthy bump.

Do you eat a lot of sushi? What's your fave? I recently tried saba (mackerel) for the first time and the warnings I got were right: it smells really strongly like it will taste bad, but it's actually really delicious.

>>35557741
Feeljack we should open up a joint venture between your bar and the comfy threads, I'm the famalam always spamming the sticky

You are correct on the second one. What most betas and failed normies are realising is that even with self improvement, most girls are just not worth the trouble

>>35557700
im athletic with high level academics and a job
try again

>>35557700
except a quarter of women are obese losers with nothing going for them. they get a pass, it's not fair.

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>>35557656
oregano mamano penano dangano

>>35557680
>>/wsg/1592088

>>35557703
>>>/wsg/1592088
peanus weanus

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>>35557616
>>35557616
This is my doggie. Pls rate. Her name is mia.

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I love buppers a fuckin lot.
My dog gets really angry when people yell but he can't bark loud so it sounds like he is sneezing a bunch.
One time my scaley dog jumped on his back and he started running because he was confused what was on him

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>>35557875
Here is the lizard for those who like shit like that

>>35557586
Looks like he has a good jawline/chin. At least above average. Probably has a huge dick.

>>35557586
Makeup

fillerfillerfiller

>>35557586
BIG
WHITE
COCK
for Asian pussy

>>35557502
Who even cares? If I jizz in a cake and feed it to someone it's haha funny. If someone jizzes in a cake and gives it to me it's haha sick.

poo poo babba bABBA BABBY WANNA GO PEEE WEEE PEEWWW WEEEEE haha peepeeeweee weee ahhhhh plllllbth BRAAAAAAAP ah oh peepee poopooop

Well is this guy jizzing in the food of stupid worthless roasties?
Those aren't people.
It's like cumming in your cat's food.

>>35557502
>"you shouldn't do that because you wouldn't like it if someone jizzed in your food"
Irrelevant. Why should I care about their feelings?

>>35557492
>11
>facebook
please get the fuck off this site, little boy

>>35557492
>Last year phone sex with my girlfriend
>she says "cum for m daddy, cum in me"
>all bets are off and I blast all over myself and the bed

I have to say I never felt more alive than that first sweet cumming experience.

>>35557492
That's the most autistic reaction I've ever heard.
>nothing special with mine, knew what it was when I did it for the first time
>was in highschool, was alone for the day so I tried it out and that was that

I'm not saying you're wrong for wanting that, and you don't have to defend it to me, but the fact simply remains that the reality of modern society makes that very difficult to attain.

>>35557405
I'm convinced it's just sluts who don't want to feel bad about their decisions. They make excuses that mean fetishize virgins when in reality we just don't want a girl who's been blowing other guys.

>>35557405
>unreaslistic standards

Anon, there are not unrealistic standards for women. I would dare to say, women are batshit crazy about things that the average male from 17-24 can't have (unless they are rich or work their asses off), and that's even less posible than a virgin girl. If you really want that, you'll have it. Just make an effort for it.

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yes, but only if I can pretend to be Falco Lombardi

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Uh, do you have to be a woman and do you have to voice chat?

I'm too lazy for that tbqfgh famalampai

>>35557325
Post text made my vagoo waterfalls senpai

>>35557345
give contact info please and fatten a bot up senpai

>tfw gf is semi-feeder
>intentionally made me gain weight
>said I was too boney and not enough like a teddy bear
>doesn't want me really fat though, just chubby

Its usually 2 inches, that's the general rule of listed heights for athletes and famous people

I'm 6.08 but I claim to be 6'1

scandalous

>>35557270

you can claim a height within two inches of your really height and most people wouldn't tell you otherwise. if someone does tell you otherwise, it's easy to write off 2 inches as a measurement error so you don't look like a liar

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PAY PAY PAY!OBAMACARE!

>>35557250
Get rich like this disgusting abomination. But you'll get cucked like him too

>>35557250
try killing yourself and hope for reincarnation. but, based solely on the fact that you post on 4chan, you can hardly hope for a better life, as you are in the like 5 % of population that's as privileged as you

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>>35557229
>Why haven't you become a girl yet?
I want a bf who bullies me into transitioning
I refuse to transition until this is achieved

>>35557229
Because I would be ostracized by my family and don't like the idea of having a open wound where my dick used to be.
I'm fine with being a closet trap

>>35557229
Honestly it's a scary thought to transition I know my life is worthless as is and maybe it could get better but it could also get worse plus I'm 22 so there is that

Does Jesus hate video games? I believe I can quit r9k, fapping and porn but not my precious games

>>35557174
I know Jesus is real. I hope revelations doesn't happen during our life. sounds super scary anon.

>>35557240
Honestly I know the question to this I just think I can't quit video games.