>live in small town
>nothing but low wage jobs
>can't have pizza delivered
>need to drive 40 miles to hang out with friends
>everyone else is just retarded and addicted to shitty drugs
>literally nothing to do
>mall is 2 hours away
>poverty is rampant
Sounds comfy, just get addicted to drugs.
meth is your friend
>>39530541
I'm already addicted to drugs and I want to leave
Tomorrow is the day lads. I will start counting calories and I will lose the 20-25 pounds that I have gained from binge eating while being home for the summer from college. I will not eat more than 1600 calories per day and I will add cardio to my weight lifting routine. I will also stay away from junk food and sweets. I can't afford to make any more excuses because I am tired of doing this over and over again
>>39530474
just do exercise you dumbass
guarantee it'll fix your depression too
>>39530514
I do exercise, but I eat way too much and my hunger/satiety ques are all out of wack. I need to start counting calories so that I am in a proper deficit
>>39530474
good look anon-kun. I believe in you!
I'm off to bed but the last thing I want to do is wish everyone still awake to see this thread a goodnight. You're going to do great things today/tomorrow so be proud of yourself even if you don't go out or do what you planned you still accomplished something and every day you wake up as you and that is just fine too. Because the you that you are is perfect
>>39530397
>It's acceptable to willingly be the way I am
Thank you, but no
>>39530397
I'm not going to do shit in this condition, and I'm never going to get better, so... thanks for nothing shithead. I'm never going to realize a single thing I planned in life.
>>39530397
that picture made me sad
thanks asshole
why are redditors such normalfags? the only reason i go on there is because of small niche subs of things i enjoy and general time wasting without trap threads or cancer on the magnitude of some of the boards on this site.
>inb4 plebbitor get out REEEEEEEEEEE
>>39530358
You gotta go back Juan.
OP leave.
>>39530358
It's a meme that life off the internet or off your phone is better. But they forget why they got on the internet or their phone in the first place. Life in general is uncomfortable and painful. It's either this or alcohol.
>be 5'5" lanklet
>be straight
>try to get gf but always fail
>get job at a bar
>guys keep hitting on me
>feels nice but tell them I'm not gay
>female coworker had a botched haircut and wore a wig until her hair fully grew back
>dicking around in the break room
>she jokes around and puts her wig on me
>other coworkers say I look better as a girl
>go home and fap to the thought
>get curious and start watching trap porn
>start to want to be the trap
>buy a wig and girl clothes
>take some pics
>I actually look good
>decide to fug as a girl
>dress up and make a dating profile
>get a lot of replies
>talk to one guy
>dress up in a dress and go out
>he picks me up in a Cadillac
>takes me to dinner and pays
>go back to his place
>make out
>hikes up my dress and starts playing with me
>eventually fugs me
>feels even better than I thought it would
>we cuddle and go to sleep
>wake up and he cooks me breakfast then drops me off at my place and even gives me some extra cash
Why didn't anyone tell me being a girl was so easy? I would have gone trap years ago
>>39530320
Did your dicks touch?
>>39530320
>5'5" lanklet
do you know what lanklet means? also obvious bait
>>39530364
No but his balls did bounce into mine while we were doing it doggy style
Where do all these myths of college costing 100k come from?
>25k/year
>4 year degree
>fuckhowdonumberswork.jpg
but it does cost 100k where I live
obviously this can be mitigated with scholarships but the raw cost of living on campus for a 4 year degree is around $100k
>>39530313
how the fuck do you spend 12k per semester?
Tiddly Ho, robots!
I just got out of a 2 month stint in psych ward/rehab. What's new with you guys?
Feel free to ask questions to have some cool stories to tell
Spend 1 month there and it was literally the worst shit. Got out 2 month ago.
How much will it cost after insurance adjustment
>>39530333
>cost
haha
oh wait i forgot that 'murican medicine is the absolute shit
Life is LITERALLY unacceptable. If you're not actively working toward the destruction of all life, you are evil as fuck.
>>39530240
Allowing this to continue is the definition of immoral.
>>39530246
Life is inherently unjustifiable because there is no reason why some should be condemned to endless suffering while others receive endless happiness completely randomly.
>>39530240
he looks like an anime character irl.
I've already started smoking again, eventually I'll be dead and so will my stupid ugly white genes that got me nowhere.
Apologize to Roasties now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcIl-hclrLI
>>39530184
For what? My wiener is mint-in-package.
>>39530184
Haha, I'm 32 and I'm not diseased human trash. Disgusting.
>>39530329
You may still have it. Most people with STDs are asymptomatic.
>tfw no discord hentai fap friend
I wish that I had a fap friend.
I'm too busy to fap with anyone these days though...
>even 2d gets blacked
STOP IT!
>>39530611
Nothing is safe white boi
>tfw why me/hypocrite hybrid
>>39530141
im the why me except i never fall in love because i never get close to women
>>39530141
The phoney I guess, except I'm not really up to date on pop culture and I don't have friends.
Enlightened, all those other faggots are failed normies.
hi robots. Can I talk to you about something weird?
>>39530137
It better be worth it.
>>39530137
your fingers can hit whatever buttons they want
i'll be looking at the anime titties
>>39530137
Just say it already I'm getting impatient.
>drink rum
>no hangover
>drink anything else
>get a hangover
is this my imagination? why is this?
>>39530121
No, it's definitely true. yes, all alcoholic drinks contain ethanol, but they also contain a litany of other chemicals which contribute to its flavor profile and can even have profoundly different effects on your mind and body. For example, IPAs will lower your testosterone and make you a faggot.
>>39530686
>IPAs will lower your testosterone and make you a faggot.
wrong
>>39530686
i was under the assumption that rum and similar drinks are very bad for hangovers because they have a lot of congeners.
Hello. I'm a newfag, as in this is literally the first post I've made on any board ever. If anyone could give me a tutorial on the culture of the boards, or at least this one, please do!
I'm looking for info on common terminology, how to act, and certain typing methods.
You have to type with your dick when you're being ironic
>That pic from ifunny
This is some good bait
>first post
lurk more
>culture of the boards
lurk more
>terminology
lurk more
>how to act
lurk more
>typing methods
lurk more
Is having a job as miserable as everyone makes it sound?
>>39530105
It depends. Retail will take your soul.
it's worse
whining and words
don't approach the degradation of mind
the enslavement of body
the dissolution of soul
>>39530105
Depends on the job. Some work and die a little each time and some sleep on the job cause its that easy