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I am not a girl but this shit is gay as fuck.

>>35641753
>"fembots"
>think

who cares what women "think"

>>35641753
I'm 100% a real life actual female (female) and I can say with absolute certainty that nothing turns me on more than a guy obsessed with anime girls

I did, it made my throat hurt. Don't want to do it again.

how the fuck do you do this it tastes horrible

>>35642320

You're not supposed to eat all of it.

Eat the thick white stuff but don't eat the clear stuff.

>>35641689
Because I'm not a homo

Dubs

>>35641689
I did when I was 13
I want to do it again tbhf

I would suck myself off if I could

>>35641681
I'm an atheists but atheists are fucking embarrassing to even label yourself as now. Not even referring to le edgy 2014 meta fedora atheist.

I mean even casually calling myself an atheist makes me squirm. I feel really bad for religious people and all the edgy shit they have to deal with online. Annoying as fuck.

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>>35641681
If science says something can't come from nothing, how did the universe suddenly exist

>>35641681
yeah I'm here
>>35641723
the big problem is small kids thinking it's super cool to be an atheist, then think that to be an atheist you must be an asshole to everybody.

Maybe stop jacking off everyday and get some testosterone in your balls for once, fag.

>>35641612
just be my boyfriend, i'll be nice to you

>>35641671

Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason my dick is small, too much masturbation.

Is everyone on this board a retard?

>>35641504
Absolutely. Make sure you stroke his hard, black cock properly, you don't want him to think you're racist, do you?

Bitch you're going to a house party not an awards show.

why is my daughter a woman that's slightly older than me?

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This original post is not original

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Not a bump if it's original, shhdfhjvd

>>35641465
>>35641517
>>35641798

>Considering these girls to be "grunge"

>>35641452
I Iove you :3

>>35641452
op, that's really sad

get out.

just stick your penis in her you closet homo

Heehee man tits

lmao fucking dyels

>texting girl; sees pics of my arms from after I started lifting

>Says, "omg you could crush my skull uh bye"

that's a boy foot

>>35641449
I was about to post this. You beat me to it.

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That's my favorite game.

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Chicken and the egg.

Both are correct.

>>35641396

I like cartoons, western or nip, because im an autist and cant read emotions irl, but in cartoons i can

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>>35641396
it's not even that, I just like how some of the storie they tell and even if it's simple moeshit, you can't get that from anything else. it's just there
>>35641453
she's a fucking asshole and is truly not best girl

>>35641362
Yellow fever isn't real. People say it's because the white men couldn't get white women but really, I just find their alleles highly attractive senpai.

What IS real is the WHITE FEVER asian women have for white man and how far they will go to chase the "status" that comes with being married to some fucking low T beta lanklet white guy.

>>35641456
I am a good looking white guy that is tall, but I am a KHV could I easily get a Cute Japanese gf? I'm not that intelligent, but I have a lot of money. I am American Btw.

>>35641362
I find it funny that Asian chicks with all sorts of white fever rail against """yellow fever"""

>>35641253
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>>35641253
BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

BRAPP

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>>35641253
ppppfffftttttttttshhhhhhhuuuuu

>>35641218
wow a smart girl on twitch? Nice joke.

>>35641494
Isn't randy a fat old mexican man?

>>35641218

give me real problems

https://youtu.be/bYfnN4nqC48?t=695

>>35641210
Because normal people don't care about feet you sicko.

>>35641210
Women just like doing that,probably because it feels good.

Because wearing shoes in a house is retarded even offensive and socks are only useful when you're wearing shoes or it is cold in the house