>today is the big prom
>finally finishing this piece of shit called high school
>single,, lonley and baiscaly a robot but got some friends that are normies
>i hate taking photos
>i hate dancing
>i hate emotional shit
>it will be ok to drink only after 4 hours
I'm already homo-insured. Guaranteed cover for female advances.
Pretty sure one of the steps is "be yourself". It's not a useful guide either because I think another step if "be upfront about your autism and tell them you may do weird things and have them let you know when you are doing weird things"
>a fat girl fell in love with me
what should i do
she is not fat at all, she is chubby and short and her face is average
>every time I eat the fat just goes around my hips and ass
HOW DO I GET MY UPPER BODY TO GAIN FAT?
Don't tell me to lift please, I just want a normal weight
This Is An Age Poll. Take The Poll And Get An Idea As To The Average Age Of /r9k/ Users.
(OP) here. I'm the same age mate
I have a girlfriend and have lots of sex these days. Does this mean I am no longer allowed to browse the sacred threads of r9k?
WTF i LOVE police now
>weird sadomasochist D/s undertones
>"men" who look like their parents were cousins
>unnecessary exclamation points
>"look at what i'd fuck i'm such a slut XD" posing
unintentionally great thread
>he's still trying to suppress his naturally inherent bisexuality
You don't have to be a faggy flame dude. But you can at least admit you find some men attractive and that you want to suck a dick and stuff at least once
>25 degrees outside
>too warm in my room decide to go up to asda and buy a fan
>Halfway there I see couples holding hands, kids having fun and people out with their friends
>Start to tear up a bit
>Realise I never had or never will have any of this
>Go back home worse than I went out
Anyone else here hate summer ?
its only this hot for a week then the rest of summer is overcast
let the normies get their week of fun
ITT: We post our fidget spinner
How do I get a huge hairless bearmode bf?
What is it like to be white and make sweet love with a cute darkskin black girl?
Who here 9/10 turbo chad but still cant get a gf?
Life is so cruel
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NOW
So you're on the changing room after a hard workout session, just about to enter the showers.
This guy comes in and looks at you, and smirking he touches the side of the device on his head.
What do you do /r9k/?
Sue him for stealing my likeness after i snap a phot back for evidence.
>inb4 he runs
I'm doing a cardio heavy routine to see if i can do a marathon. Beanpole looks like he'll be winded before he hits the main lobby.
I fuckin' take his silicon valley virgin ass and snap him like a damn twig.
What caused me to fall in love with a meth-addicted escort with a 5 year old daughter and an overbearing ex that is still very much in her life?
Same thing that got me involved with a heroin addicted vagrant who was staying with her mom and working with me over the winter who's ex(not so ex) was still in contact with her while in another state
It's called thinking with your dick .
Get the fuck out of that asap
Also to add I'm assuming you have some self serving motive where you feel the need to be a shining beacon of light to her and save her from lying in the bed she made.
She doesn't care about you, she doesn't wanna change , you can't save her, she's gonna leave you for the ex.
It is scientifically impossible to kill yourself.
Even if you try, you will always be in a reality where the suicide didn't work or kill you.
Let that sink in
>It is scientifically impossible to kill yourself.
Wrong. It's effectively a riff on Schrodingers cat, so it's not that you can't kill yourself, it's under particular interpretation of QM if your suicide is triggered by a quantum event, then you shouldn't be able to die (or more accurately reality will branch off and you'll continue to live in one of those branches)