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fate/zero is basically pokemon but with historic heroes.

Watch digimon. Its more mature, slightly. Its fun and has pokemon like creatures and deals with issues a little.

If you want real real mature watch elfen lied

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wangan midnight

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>>34647244
These results were obtained by hooking up men to sensors to measure their arousal.
It almost exactly matches up with fertility rates.
Women always peaked very early.

>>34647244
>it seems

yea, it SEEMS bur the truth is this is how it has always been because that's how nature works in regards to human biology. the only thing that has changed MAYBE is the synthetic drugs like heroin and crack that age you very rapidly

>>34647432
>men find 11 year olds more attractive than 23 year olds

Really gets the cerebrospinal fluid pumping.

hmmmm.

>smart
>funny?

i guess i will die alone.

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I'm good at cleaning pools.

>>34645781
there is no things like that in me
>ugly
>shitskin
>small dick
>fucked up teeth
>poor
>black jew nose
>stinky
>overweight
better luck next time i guess

All the time, especially since losing 60lbs. Mine are now deflated and disgusting.
>tfw 24 with granny tits

>>34645588
>tfw 24 with granny tits
be my sag gf please that's qt

Those are some wonky ass titties man. Its like they don't know where to look.

Watching Taboo, atm.

tfw no MichaeI

>>34645069
Okay, on muh way.

>>34644794
I'm going back, engineering physics. I don't know why, just know that mechanical was the wrong choice.

>>34644794
Physics because I am a God

>>34644794
maths

i dont know what else to do. Im thinking about dropping out but i cant face the thought of failure - education is the only thing im good at.

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>>34644326
>tfw you realize it's not your fault you're a neet failure
Sucks to have not raised me right mummy and daddy

She looks cute. I wish I could live with her parents too.

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..Are you expected to move out at twenty?

In 2017? What the fuck?

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>>34643019
2d feet

I really want to punch fuck out of anyone using the phrase "feets".

>>34643182
whoa...

chill dude...

Fantasising about getting sectioned again.

>>34642404
I spent the entire Saturday night looking for a bunch of shemale webms. Went through all my folders, opened and checked each webm individually (and didn't even fap), even searched the recycle bin. Nowhere to be found.

Not only is this possibly the single most pathetic Saturday night of all time, the fact I couldn't find them is still niggling at me. I mean, some of that stuff was top quality.

>>34642404

Harold Shipman put those yanks to shame, he literally makes me proud to be British

>>34640526
Why would I waste my time acknowledging them and giving them attention instead of doing things that are more fun?

That's like replying to a shitposter tripfag instead of just ignoring and reporting

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Post some tinder games

>>34640526
I expected to see a roastie get BTFO but instead you made yourself look like a retard.

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>>34636436
me tbqh fampais

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I don't have anything original to say.
Let's try again

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>>34636436
here you go my guy

>>34631920
Shoot me in the fuckng head

MarbleFloors - Bones

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SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

>wow anon is such a cool guy, i really like him and wish nothing but the best for him

>hear people giggling together and think they're laughing at you

>hes really awkward

>>34605193
No imouto but nee-san here

She's 27, works as a receptionist, and likes video games, mostly bioware and bethesda shit. We used to wrestle when we were kids, she'd always pin be down between her legs cause she was way stronger. It stopped when I was about 15. I'm 21 now, pretty sure I could beat her up now, but she's still pretty /fit/ cause she goes to the gym whereas I'm a potato couch.

She always tries to hug me, but when I ask for hugs or try to hug her, she reacts weirdly and is like "wtf are you doing you weirdo".

Anyway she lives at home, she's literally never had a boyfriend, even though she's fit. She wears glasses which make her look intimidating so that may be why. Either that or she's a leso.

One thing I don't understand about women is she freaks out every time I see her in her underwear or whatever, like if I walk in her room while she's changing, she'll scream at me. But when we're at the beach, she's running and jumping about in a bikini which shows off even more off her skin than when she's wearing underwear, and she has no problem with that. What the fuck is wrong with women? It makes no sense.

Anyway, ama if you want.

>>34605272

So are you going to hug her you colossal faggot or what?

Also you should steal one of her bikinis and post them on 4chan. Not with her inside it mind you, just the bikini itself, that fucking slut. Also what's your sister's phone number, I'll wife her this very night.

>>34605272
Do you have a good relationship with her?

I too have a nee-san, two of them, in fact.

But the younger one that still lives with me absolutely hates me. Is this normal for siblings that live together?

I wish I had a cute imouto to spoil. Being the youngest fucking sucks.

>>34655699
Looks like an mob of poor starved to death overthrowing a mob of the opulent
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>>34655699
>What do you see?
Desolation.

>What stands out?
Desolation.

>What does it mean?
We're doomed.

>How does it make you feel?
Excited. Something's finally happening.

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Quite impressed me as a kid to be honest