>21
>virgin
>fell in love hard 6 months ago
>turned out she loves me back
>we started dating 2 weeks ago
>its so god damn beatiful with her
>first time on /r9k/ in 2 weeks
A Gf you truily love really is the key out of this place.
And dont even bother trying to tell me how ill be back because she will cuck me or fuck chad behind my back or whatnot, because i know she wont. Because i know her and she knows me and i felt this with this girl things i have never felt for a girl in my entire life. And i just feel she's that special one with every fiber of my body. So if you think that the bullshit of some of you bitter idiots will do something, too bad.
>>36826653
Proof? Also Fuck you normie.
>>36826653
Anon I know exactly where you are right now, and I'm really happy that you found a girl. But for your own sake, do not put her on a pedestal; If she does anything wrong, your idealization of her will make the impact 10x worse
>>36826653
just wait until the initial high wears off and she starts to notice how jaded and emotionally stunted you really are
you'll be back
unrequited love is a bitch
Unrequited love isnt what you think it is
>>36826612
Especially when it's obviously a lost cause.
>>36826618
What does that mean? what you said
>Wake up
>Look yourself at the mirror
>See this
wat would you do?
walk into the ghetto completely naked
>>36826585
>Start up a cam site.
>Make easy money and get dudes to buy me stuff on my Amazon wish list.
>Try and get with this qt lesbian chick I know.
>>36826585
Fleece a billionaire beta from South Africa
how many pets should i give my cat for being a good boy?
zero
pets are emotional crutches and shouldn't exist any longer within a mature and rational human society
>>36826526
Finger his anus. That's how my mom rewards me for good behavior.
>>36826526
all of them!! And tell him I love him!
>>36826859
Someone got raped by a dog as a kid
>tfw mommy found my frozen cum-filled condom sandwiches
>>36826518
>dad found my ass
>>36826518
>tfw studying abroad
>tfw host parents found the cum sock
>>36827253
What shithole country are you in
>tfw pretty sure I'm gonna get put in the psychiatric ward next time I visit my therapist
Any anons been there before and can give me a run down of what it's like? It differs a lot from ward to ward though doesn't it?
need help, bumping
>>36826918
You're most likely a murifag so I can't help you.
Good luck?
Why don't you do some research on facilities near your area.
who only eats to survive here? my appetite is non-existent, and i only ever eat when i feel like i've gone too long without food.
I'm like this everytime I have a major depressive episode. During those weeks I only eat once every 2-3 days or (rarely) force myself to have scheduled meals. I have no appetite and everything is tasteless anyway.
>>36826498
I'm the same way anon. Outside of the lunch served at work everyday I have a granny-smith apple with peanut butter for breakfast and for dinner.
My normie coworkers must never know
>>36826498
tfw have so little appetite you consider an heroing via starvation
I don't get why being a virgin or not having a girlfriend is something that's destroying you guys. Isn't there anything you want to do? Isn't there anything you want to be?
>>36826470
its the societal aspect. id love to just be a hard working man who earns his bread with the other men but whenever sex is brought up, all of a sudden youre a kid and you are no longer allowed to have friends, and more than once this means youre not allowed to earn a wage either
>>36826470
Sex is overrated honestly. But I don't think I'm allowed to have an opinion on whether or not it matters cuz I got really lucky once in high school
>>36826655
>>36826633
all in denial
>mfw women in their early 20's are so insecure and afraid of being left they have started dating guys under their league both in looks and financially
why are women so insanely afraid of being left by men now? abandonment issues are at an all time high
>>36826337
Maybe because they grew up without father's?
Divorce had run rampant.
Perhaps we're coming full circle?
>tfw no qt clingy wife that truly loves me and goes an extra step in showing her affection for me
I'm not good looking enough to ever get that.
It's how society has conditioned people, both male and female. Also nobody wants to be the only one of their social circle who ends up alone.
Take the trap pill anon
>>36826309
But op I want to BE the trap
>>36826309
>Take the trap pill anon
Do you mean become a trap?
Ok sure I'm gonna start hrt soon desu
>>36826309
when you put it this way, it seems like a pretty good deal
>Step out of room to grab another cup of coffee
>Mom gets frustrated, telling you to get of your room, stop playing video games, fix your car
>Go back into room and continue playing video games
I'm sorry Mom. My ongoing stress and anxiety has found a way to manifest itself through my my day to day. I don't mean to be a bum. Things are getting better and I start work on Monday. I'll have money again.
>>36826306
>He has a car
Get off my board, you're not a real robot YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!
who the fuck uses piss bottles
I will never understand piss bottles
>>36826442
/r9k/ has been a cyborg board for months if not years, how about YOU get off MY board rustbucket?
Phil Collins was right
Pepe had a creator that wasn't just some anonymous shithead on 4chan?
Pepe is not patented
the guy that created pepe seems like such a fag , years of bitching about not being credited everyone someone posts it, then actually believing pepe is now an alt right symbol (a few pol douchebags doesn't change the usage for everyone). you can't kill things on the internet
She didn't get it.
What do
>>36826250
Ask her mom out on a date, obvs
>>36826504
Thisbut only this
>>36826250
she has probably heard this stupid fucking joke her entire life
you already blew it
Applying at McDonald's right now. If I do not get a call a week from today then I will on hero on livestream.
I'll take a twenty piece chicken McNuggets, large fries, and a large Root Beer.
Is this the Krusty krab? Oil have one krabby Patty please.
>>36826262
>>36826262
I'm sorry but w-we ran out of fries
What's for dinner robots 05/06
(Corn beef, corn beef hash, and beans and pork with rice)
suicidal thoughts are for dinner
Starting from the left, hummus and pita, grilled chicken wrap, southern fried chicken wrap, fattoush salad, fries and a diet coke cuz i gotta be healthy of course.
My mom made curry