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Am I already a failure guys?
>be 18
>kissless virgin, never had a girlfriend
>never had a job
>very socially awkward and anxious
>barely made friends who make fun of me
>did alright in high school
>did better Junior + Senior year
>got barely accepted to one state uni
>no scholarships
>got shitty student loans
>all the costs of uni are way too expensive
>parents are disappointed in me
>only option is community college and then trying to transfer to state university

I'm considering joining the military at this point. I'm /fit/ and I'm willing to work my ass off physically. I hate restricted learning environments like in high school and college. I hated dealing with normies in high school. I'd rather have a drill instructor yell at me and do physical work to toughen my body than sit in a classroom for hours and study material I'll never use again in my everyday life.

My parents are gonna be very upset with me if I join the military, and probably disown me but I see it as my only path besides suicide. I just wish my parents had more than one more son or daughter so they'd be proud of at least one of their kids.

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give me one reason 4chan is better than reddit

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Are any anons here oldfag enough to remember the cracky chan days?

The Sky queen brings peace to all anons.

The sweetness of cracky is exactly what 4chan needs right now.

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I want to finally break out of my monotone, purposeless life and become a buddhist monk.

So far, I've spent the 22 years of my life infront of the computer, lurking fourchins and playing vidya all day.
Recently dropped out of uni, and hit a brick wall in my life.

Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, interests me. All I do for 10+ hours every day is watch videos on youtube and play vidya. Over the last year, in which I have been unemployed, I gained a ton of weight, and had multiple harsh disagreements with my family.

They're all russian workers, barely speaking german, trying to get by. Now that their smartest son willingly stopped going to the university, they last all faith in him. I was supposed to be the posterchild for my 5 cousins and my sister, and I fucked it up. Now, I have more or less an outcast. The men despise me, and the women all feel sorry for me. But they know that I am in a dire situation.

To be frank with you, I will propably kill myself in a couple of years if my life ends up revolving around working for 8 hours to come and play vidya all day. The current, "normal" system that I am trying to force myself into, apparently isn't a system that I belong to, and I feel it.

However, thinking about become a priest, resetting my life altogher and devoting it to something has been something I contemplated for a while, but I never had the balls to do it, until now.

I fucking feel it inside my chest, and I have not felt such certainty about anything in my future before.


Right now, I have nothing.
I eat shit food, play vidya, jerk off to obscure shit on sadpanda and it can't continue this way.
I don't see myself living a normal life, and I am willing to give up this NEET life to find a purpose, to gain discipline and to make this prison planet better - for me and for others, as cliche as that sounds.
Some radical changes have got to be made.


What advice can you give me on that topic?

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Henry Rollins is the most ascendant robot ever.

>chose to join a punk band rather than be wageslave
>doesn't get lonely
>won't get a gf, though women approach all the time
>gets depressed
>doesn't do any drugs
>rich, but only spends money on records

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruN9DY6Oaw4

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>tfw not even actively seeking gf
>only want to get laid
>cant

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How the fuck did Dunkey get a 10/10 qt?

He's fat as fuck

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What's the most depressing thing about you?
That kind of thing that you'll never want people to know about you
One shot at life.Real Robot.(not even a failed normie)

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So I just got off the phone with my doctor.

After asking her to check it, I was right. I have low t. I have 274 is what she said. She wants me to eat better first.

Where do I go from here besides eating better?

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WHy is 6 inch penis small but when I order 6 inch subway sandwich it seems pretty substantial?? Like i know the girth wont be nearly as big as a subway sandwich but im imagining trying to get the whole thing in my mouth and stuff and it seems pretty big.

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Why doesn't America just split into two countries? One for SJWs, niggers, and spics, and another for gun-toting racist hillbillies.

Wouldn't everyone be happier?

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Who here use to skip school and get in trouble? I got kicked out of my first high school for assaulting a security guard

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>finally kiss a woman and hug her
>31 years old
>start involuntarily tearing up a little
>try to discreetly wipe the tears away but she sees my eyes are still watery
>try to come up with a bullshit excuse, but can't think of anything and tell her I don't know, it just felt really nice being with her

How the fuck do you deal with this? What can be a good excuse the next time this happens?

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>tfw no robot gf (female)
>tfw you're going to die alone

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>20, no friends, borderline autistic and ex-neet
>have severe anxiety and occasional panic attacks from unpleasant events
>start renting a room to finally experience living independently
>have problems paying rent every month, because I'm a wagecuck
>have problems with keeping things clean, have problems with throwing trash out on time.
>overwhelmed with everything, no human being for positive reinforcement
>neet crippling solitude all over again, but this time I can't even interact with my old folks.
>life outside of work devolves into playing WoW and staying locked up in my room
>old resident housemate nags on the smallest shit, and violently yells confronting me on things I don't even know what he's referring to
>panicattack.jpg
>complains to the landlord about me
>landlord visits.
>shake throughout the entire ordeal
>panicattack.jpg as soon as he leaves
>feel extremely anxious staying in my room
>daily grind to avoid the housemates
>on the edge everyday
>stopped using the kitchen, and mostly began eating chocolate, wholegrain bread, wholefat milk, and very rarely tendies.
>booked a flight back home, but sadly the scheduled flight is in slightly less than two months.

Time is going so slow, and I don't know how I can mentally endure this for any longer. I just want to take my shit, and RUN out of here. I feel like a caged animal. Is anyone here in a similar predicament as me ?

I WANT TO BE SAVED, I JUST WANT PEACE. I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE FREELY AND BUY TENDIES, WITHOUT HAVING THE FEAR OF RUNNING INTO ANY ANGRY HOUSEMATES. I JUST WANTED AN ESCAPE, BUT I FUCKING CAGED MYSELF INTO SUFFERING. SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE