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Tell me steam suggestions
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>>38520541
PUBG,
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>>38520541
crusader kangs.
inhumane amounts of comfyness
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>>38520541
Really no one else?
Get back to your containment board
/r/ or /wsr/

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>sitting at home thinking of girl I used to have a bit of a crush on
>we used to flirt but nothing happened
>decide i'll go see her
>call friend up to get her address
>start thinking i'll make a move on her
>have shower, wear nice jeans and cologne
>as i'm going to her house I start getting aroused
>getting so hard thinking about boning her
>dicks almost tearing through my jeans
>throbbing so hard
>decide i'll keep it hard and not wait til it goes down and i'll hug her when she answers the door
>she'll either get the message and well fuck or she'll pretend like theres nothing and i'll just go in and sit down like nothing happened

>ring doorbell
>the thought of pressing my throbbing member up against her soft wet snatch is too much
>every step I hear is just getting me harder
>oh oh fuck
>mega load jizz down one leg
>door opens
>some bloke is standing there
>he looks down and makes a face of disgust
>I hear my friend (the girl) ask who is it hun?
>she's obviously got a new bf since I saw her last
>autism intensifies
>cough/yell I need to go to the toilet
>run out of their yard with a sticky foreleg and a hard on chafing on the pants
>get two doors away and remember I parked in their driveway
>mfw
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>>38428183
>>she's obviously got a new bf since I saw her last
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nice autism story, bruddo
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>>38428481
tanking about it is an important step

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I think my friends are starting to think I'm gay
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>>38520514
Maybe you should suck their dicks a little less often.
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>>38520514
I was that guy who always acted all gay and touchy. People generally found it funny but I really was terribly lonely and desperate for physical contact. Had a few people genuinely confused about my sexuality, though, so that was amusing.
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>>38520514
>friends

fuck off normalscum

Leave all your bizarre fish related pic here folks
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STOP
NOW

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE THINGS I CAN DO WITHOUT

COME ON YEAH
IM TALKING TO YOU
COME ON
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>>38428061
I WISH YOU COULD GIVE A FUCKING HUG RIGHT NOW
I NEED ONE SO FUCKING BAD
FUCKK FUCKKKKKK
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POOR OLD JOHNNY RAY
SOUNDED SAD UPON THE RADIO PUT A BILLION HEARTS IN MONO
OUR MOTHERS CRIED, THEN SAAANNG ALONG, WHO'D BLAME THEM!?

YOUVE GROWN
SO GROWN

AND NOW I MUST SAY MORE THAN EVER

COME ON EILEEN

TULALURATURALURA YEEEEAAA

EILEEN ILL HUM THIS TUNE FOREVERRRRRR

COME ON EILEEN OH I SWEAR
WHAT HE MEANS
AT THIS MOMENT

YOU MEAN EVERYYYTHHINNNG

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Do you tend to do your shitposting more often in the daytime or late at night? For me my posts quality gets lower and lower as the day goes on, since I get bored, so most of my shitposts are late at night.
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youtube videos only you watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8HlgdKXhtk
really gets going at :38
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When did TITS OR GTFO stop being a thing here?
Why are there so many fembot attention whores now?
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>>38520468
Because most of the people here are submissive idiots and even welcome those ****fembots**** with fembot threads
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>>38520468
We are a Christian website, OK? Tits are not allowed.

Thank you very much.
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when we realized that there are actual females here

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IM SO LOST
IM BARELY HERE
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I TRIED SO HARD,
AND CAME SO FAR,
BUT IM THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
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CRAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLINGGG INN MY SKIIINNN THESE WOUUUUNDS WILL NEVER HEEAAAAAAAAL

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Cold, cold eyes upon me they stare
People all around me and they're all in fear
They don't seem to want me but they won't admit
I must be some kind of creature up here having fits

From my party house, I'm afraid to come outside
Although I'm filled with love I'm afraid they'll hurt my pride
So I play the part I feel they want of me
And I pull the shades so I won't see them seein' me

Havin' hard times in this crazy town
Havin' hard times, there's no love to be found
Havin' hard times, in this crazy town
Havin' hard times, there's no love to be found
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Anyone with a lot of free time want to help find one of these tapes for me http://sanitymuffin.bigcartel.com/product/v-a-rise-run-pre-war-country-string-band-78-s-1925-1938
It's not coming to the site from what I know and its been sold already.
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Im gonna lose it

I'm going to fucking lose my mind I swear to god I'm going to lose my fucking mind I'm so close to it

I can't get off this fucking ride there's no way out im in a hole and I can't get out
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GET OUT WELL YOU CAN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>1-800 (suicide hotline) by logic even though the song is terrible
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Lmaooooo underage reported
I like the song but it's annoying
They have no real experience with suicide
"Oh I'm sad I want to die
Now I'm uber happy thanks guys I'm all good"
Shit hella annoying

Red Flag- The Moth & The Flame
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bqDrftAxYpk
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>>38427906
ive never heard the words "i dont want you to die" told to me. No matter how annoyingly presented, the words were still stated to me.
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>>38427853
https://youtu.be/bbss_iQEX9I
Never even saw the show and this song made me sad.

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>when you waste all the calories you burnt off on snacks
>when you lower the window of time you can eat in to only 3 hours every day, 3-6pm and still use up your calorie limit
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>>38427810
tell us more about your fat life and lack of willpower
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>tfw went to the ice cream shop down the street again tonight

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Am I the only one who can't get turned on by women with short tongues? Tonguelets need not reply.
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My tongue can reach my asshole
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>>38427738
srsly wats going on?


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