>Oh *handshakes* I'm sorry
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us to not be ashamed of our handshakes, specially since they're so firm an' all...
Yeah I see that, your daddy handshake you good advice.
My father was black and my mother was half indian/half irish. What am I supposed to identify myself as?
Whites won't give a fuck about it. They'll be salty if you're not any other than the inbred atrocity that came from your mother and your brother's lack of basic morals.
Love yourself and your parents, do things to make them feel proud and yourself happt, and listen no fool.
if im 19 is it weird that i would like to date women who are 30-40? i feel like my parents who i live with wouldnt allow it and call me a weirdo
>yet another holiday without a call
>mom is taking her anger out on me again
>no friends to hang out with, do things alone all the time
>health is taking a turn for the worse
>contentment in situation is surpassing my will to change
>30 years old and I cry at anime
really makes me think
>lost a shit ton of weight and look like a different person
>some girl gave me the eye
how to capitalize on this shit lads?
I'm 27 and need to know how this works,don't want to be a wizzy
>visiting my dad for the 4th
>small town in the midwest
>sounds like a goddamned warzone right now, constant rumbling and popping
>occasionally it will sound like a cannon has gone off down the street
>dad and I did our fireworks a few days ago, to respect those who have to get up early tomorrow
>fried chicken and buttered pasta for dinner
>just now, an air raid siren has started going off
>shit just got ominous
God bless America.
Buttered pasta sounds disgusting. Is this some of that 'soul food' black are always blabbering on about. Shitterlings, buttered pasta, and boiled until mush collard greens is not good. Learn to use spices and proper cooking techniques ffs.
Traps aren't gay - scientifically proven:
>Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual.
who /drugs/ here? high on percocet and drunk. probably gonna buy some cocaine this weekend.
I just took a nap and dreamt I was dating a 5/10 normie girl. In the dream I thought about leaving her because she wasn't >6/10
>i'm 4-5/10 in real life
i was being a douchebag in my dreams
Is that a 5/10 to you?
only toilet posters are welcome
Okay so I posted this in another thread but it didn't gain any traction so I'm posting it here again. I hate myself so bad. Not that long ago, I finally decided to work up the courage to talk to this girl from class that i really like. We're in the same philosophy gen ed so i thought I would just ask her what she thinks of the reading, stuff like that. Like common ground. Anyway I was talking to her and her nose crinkled and I asked her what was wrong. I looked down at my feet and this chunk of shit just rolled down my ankle and onto my shoe. It fucking reeked so bad. I ran away as more shit ran down my leg. Fuck my fucking life. She won't even look at me now.
Can you find a Chaddier music video?
"WHEN THE JOB IS YOURS, THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO RELAX."
You must first shake the hand inside you
Daily reminder that only normies do alcohol or drugs. Weed included.
no no no no, you don't understand what a robot is. a robot is someone in so much pain that life becomes unbearable. so unbearable only happy substance can prevent you from killing yourself.
if you can stay sober, just go outside and fix whatever problems you have.
Strap in for the cringe lads.
orinigol orignol give me originolo
tfw when this board is a self-reinforcing echo chamber that reinforces your doubts and insecurities and enables your deblitating habits.
tfw when wallowing in your own mediocrity on the internet is easier than challenging yourself through the layers of society that you will have to face to gain any sort of happiness and relief.
i don't actually have a picture but this is surprisingly relevant