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>>38161046
You' re the fucking faggot who posted in >>38159923

Yes it's weird bro. Do you think it's because you feel more mature than women your age? Or because only older women have ever been nice to you?

>>38161046
You're really fucking ugly by the way.

If that is really you

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>30 years old and I cry at anime

really makes me think

>tfw 24
I'm posting in your thread. How does that make you feel? Well, I'll tell you how I'm feeling. Smug.

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>lost a shit ton of weight and look like a different person
>some girl gave me the eye
how to capitalize on this shit lads?
I'm 27 and need to know how this works,don't want to be a wizzy

>>38160962
Is that the end? It ends with the air raid siren? Sounds like July 4th, 1956 to me.

>>38160962
Buttered pasta sounds disgusting. Is this some of that 'soul food' black are always blabbering on about. Shitterlings, buttered pasta, and boiled until mush collard greens is not good. Learn to use spices and proper cooking techniques ffs.

Stop being a faggot urbanite millennial OP

>(((science)))
Keep gobbling on Jewish ballsacks, faggot.

>>38160885

It's 2017 mayn, dick ain't gay.

Holy shit pole eternally, ETERNALLY btfo

>>38160826
I'm pretty drunk on tequila right now. i'll probably get some dabs from the shop tomorrow too,.

>>38160826
watch out for the acetaminophen in those 512s. you could enjoy a line of dope with weed.
you don't have to shoot up

Don't You'll make yourself and my country shittier if you do.

Drugs are for faggots.

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>>38160797
Is that a 5/10 to you?

Why is her face 30 years older than her body

>>38160797
I'm at the point were I find that girl very attractive.

Okay so I posted this in another thread but it didn't gain any traction so I'm posting it here again. I hate myself so bad. Not that long ago, I finally decided to work up the courage to talk to this girl from class that i really like. We're in the same philosophy gen ed so i thought I would just ask her what she thinks of the reading, stuff like that. Like common ground. Anyway I was talking to her and her nose crinkled and I asked her what was wrong. I looked down at my feet and this chunk of shit just rolled down my ankle and onto my shoe. It fucking reeked so bad. I ran away as more shit ran down my leg. Fuck my fucking life. She won't even look at me now.

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Posting cuz I'm on the john.

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>>38160785
>summerfags: the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWVlXXTvCg

>>38160761
they look so cringe

Real cool kids would eat em up.

>>38160821
They are Disney kids, they are to actual Chads what used car merchants would be to prisoners.

I thought you could only have 5 threads on the catalogue?

Stop forcing this fucking meme. It's lame and you're an idiot

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>>38160809
"For you, son."

>>38160708
I want to take a step further. I want to give the manager a firm handshake. I want to shake every hand. I want more.
I want more

>>38160708
I must shake the Dick inside you.

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Be the person who wants to be who you want to be

>>38160705
Bullshit

Reminder that if you do not have a substance problem you are not a robot

>>38160705
no no no no, you don't understand what a robot is. a robot is someone in so much pain that life becomes unbearable. so unbearable only happy substance can prevent you from killing yourself.

if you can stay sober, just go outside and fix whatever problems you have.

>>38160705
Intoxication makes you content, robots should embrace their suffering.

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orinigol orignol give me originolo

contiues...

>>38160621
what the FUCK is that right bar bullshit

okcupids can die

>>38160621
She seems sheltered. I wouldn't hold anything against her.

>>38160615
I hate that faggot in the picture. Such a punch-able face. Looks like the kind of guy that uses the phrase "white privilege" unironically.

>tfw MS
What exactly do you want me to do or change? I can barely walk across a room.

stop wallowing and pull yourselves up by the bootstraps. all it takes is a little initiative and a firm handshake

>>38160612
Because we understand nothing has any meaning and there is ultimately no reward for anything we might do, so there is nothing to motivate us.

>>38160612
If you were *completely* self-aware I think you would commit suicide L I T E R A L L Y right now
Life is a horror show m8o and complete awareness would unveil ultimate truths that cannot be dealt with other than through death (because a truth cannot be altered, all one can do is separate from it)

Holy fuck were clones

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>step sister found the diarrhea centrifuge

>sister swatted the smegma smidge off the coffee table

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>mom found the squat plug