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I have literally never asked a girl out. I probably never will.

>>37814856
You never know, you might find the right girl one day.

>>37814820

>be me
>crushing on girl who works at chick-fil-a
>skin pale as snow, flawless, brown hair, brown eyes, BIG nice ass
>go there all the time but can never say anything
>finally decide i will do the impossible and talk to her
>sit in the booth for literally 4 hours working up nerves
>store is technically closed so have to leave
>all the employees are standing around at the front counter talking and getting ready to close
>fuck it i just sat here 4 hours i can't leave without trying
>walk straight up to counter, they all go silent and are looking at me
>cashier dude says "can i help you"
>"actually, i wanted to talk to her"
>points to girl
>dead silent
>"i was wondering....if i could get your number?"
>smiles sweetly, "oh, that's so sweet but i already have a boy friend
>suppressed chortle from crowd of employees
>"oh ok"
>exit restaurant
>silently drive home

later found out her boyfriend was a huge mexican who could probably kill me with one arm

Your cat looks like a fag

>>37814767
They look like cute cats, never had one myself but have always enjoyed being around them.

>>37814795
>guys am i cool yet?

>>37814767
Think the left one looks pretty cool.

Right one isnt really beautiful.

I love how cats look, would never touch one though.

Lived it up until this very day

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A few years ago, I use to shake my ass for a bunch of nigs on Skype. I've made so many black dudes, I've lost count. I feel I should be more embarrassed about it.

Here's a pic of my ass a few years ago.

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>>37814708
I meant to say " I've made so many black dudes cum"

Here's another old pic for my typo

>>37814603
That's intriguing. I'd never considered that hand flapping would be a sign of happiness.
I only flap my hands when I get angry or frustrated.

When, if ever, do the rest of /r9k/ flap their hands?

>>37814603
i used to do this when i was a kid
stopped doing it because its gay and retarded

>>37814789
>I only flap my hands when I get angry or frustrated.
Same. And its something i try to avoid doing in public. It's humiliating.

>>37814554
i don't have a vagina or else i would

>>37814554
so fucking hot, I remember seeing this vid with sound before, anyone got it?

tfw no nympho BBC bf

Most of the time you'll just get a kill your self normie

This board especially is terrible about responding to posts that aren't saturated with bait. Try another board. I'm sure you'll get noticed there.

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>make feels post
>no replies
>anons making similar posts in same thread
>several replies

>>37814389
geez.. whats that like?

>>37814389

It takes a few minutes, but your body can easily adapt to ice cold water.

>>37814389
nothing wrong with a cold shower

If I go on here will creepy robots hit on me and put me on a pedestal or berate and harass me and make me wanna not go back on there?

>>37814341
What are you on about
Who cares

BUMPU ORIGONALU

What do I do to stop being a cuck

>>37814303
Well for starters stop posting pictures of flaming faggots.

Am I a flaming faggot to

>>37814277
>going to a bar just to sit and drink coors.

At least order something with flavor if you're going to pay bar prices.

>go to some bars a few times with people from work to play pool
>the shittiest dive bar charges $8 for a 24 oz can of PBR $7 for a pint of goose ipa on tap
>pretty much never go to bars again and pregame it before playing pool (usually there's a 7-11 or liquor store near the bars i go to.)

>going to bars
Kill yourself normalfag.

>>37814277
I end up shooting the shit with anyone at the bar by the end of it we are all happy drunks sharing stories

I limit my self from going because I always have a fun time

>>37814265
You didn't even post the link to it you dumb fucking cow licker

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Here's a link to the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rWx7jV6Au4

>>37814286
Fuck you I'm tired right now

>>37814162
Proper upbringing, lack of depression and maybe a little genetics

>>37814185
pretty much this, i can't think of anything else other than peer pressure.

>>37814162
Think about when you were a little kid, You had alot more energy then, maybe its like that but normies don't grow out of it?

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hope you didn't count your chickens before they hatched because they were like sitting ducks lined up in a row maybe you'll catch the rat that sunk your ship unless your golden goose nest egg is enough to fund the weaseling away flying the coop to bakersdozenfield

>killed all but one
>one of the survivors
>one of
>moved both inside
>both

>>37814301
The chicken and the toe obvious

>>37814126
>should i just go full elliot?

yes. do it anon. do you want to belong here? do you want to eternally be remembered on this board as a robot amongst robots? do it.

>>37814126
If you do, stream it.

originally of course

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You pathetic weak ass man.
Yeah hurt others because you're little bitch nigger like that low score faget elliot

I spit on you betas

>>37814052
>(both saw the milkyway for the first time)
Seriously kill yourselves shut ins

>>37815083
You can't see the milyway everywhere, I'm in the suburbs and you can't see it here. I never saw it either.

>>37814052
I feel you op, its always nice sharing nice moments with your oneitis. Was hanging with my oneitis and some friends the other day and she was sitting right next to me with her legs up against mine, touching me, grabbing me, talking, flirting, laughing. I don't get much female contact so that felt pretty good.