Now I have a gf, what next?
Dick her, then post proof
>>38277400
Suck her penis. Thats my theory of how sex works based on what 4chan and anime taught me.
>>38277400
>what next?
leave this place and never come back
>If nobody raises their hand to answer I'm going to pick someone randomly
>Hmm anon, do you know the answer
>The teacher keeps asking you to try again until you get the right answer.
JUST
>>38277396
It's even worse when you're classes or small. Had a supply chain class last semester and this fucking professor would not stop calling on me.
I'd go to that class with dread, sweating up a storm cause she'd make you feel like a retard in front of everyone if you didnt know. Almost like bullying imo.
>>38277463
That's all it is.
High school was hell for me, id get picked out bybteachers very well knowing I'm an anxious insecure borderline mute wreck of a human, just to be powertripping normies. I'd get laughed at by everyone even the fags I considered friends.
What have you done today to better yourself r9k?
What baby step towards Chadhood have you undertaken? Surely you don't things to keep being like this forever.
I did 10 push-ups
how did you get this picture of me wtf
>>38277344
on saturday I got an attention whore away from my beta friend, I'm pretty proud considering I'm usually avoidant to the max
>mfw my hobby is creating fake accounts on Badoo/Interpals to gather nudes from girls who dont look like sluts
>mfw thats how i feel accomplished because i cant talk to girls in real life
>mfw online im a fucking extroverted Chad and offline an ugly skinny guy with severe social phobia
Is there anyone here whos more of a failure than me?
POST YOUR GAINS U FAGGOT
yea i catfish guys a lot for attention. i try to make them fall in love with me over the course of a few months. 3 guys have flown over to try and meet up but i always ghost last minute while they're here kek. my motivation behind it is mostly boredom and to get back at all the men that rejected me in my life.
>>38277380
youre really a girl tho?
so its true what they say, girls are fucking attention whores
i dont even do this for the attention but for the nudes and the tought of making a girl send me nudes.
youre so fucking trash.
r9k rate my gf
>>38277264
She has a grey looking pimple above her upper lip.
>>38277264
she has an abnormal skin formation above her upper lip
>>38277264
yo but she got a dick tho? if not 0/10 u failed op
Should I buy overwatch or player unknowns normiegrounds?
Do any robots play either?
Just play chess online improve your mind
>>38277238
I play Overwatch, not a lot tho. I just finished my placements. You should probably buy pubg
DOTA2
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>be on period
>fart
>bubble of blood gets pushed out my vagina and pools towards my clit
>confusing pleasant sensation
Also fembot thread.
females are disgusting. i don't even want to put my penis in their disgusting holes
>>38277235
The only fanny you will touch in your life is the one you dropped out of.
>>38277259
aah..the "you don't get any pussy meme"
like it's worth anything to get fanny
People who hate the rich are the worst people.
>>38277183
envy and ignorance of basic economics.
>>38277183
Because the rich exploit the poor
>>38277183
People who never faced economic hardship are mentally inferior.
>Find her ASMR channel after watching her in porn
>Listen to her ASMR for a while, actually helps me sleep
>Spend more time with her ASMR stuff, forget that she also does porn
>Now her porn scenes feel much more exciting because I know her better and from something (mostly) non-sexual
It's a pretty neat feel.
>>38277167
is she a sweet girl?
ASMR is the same tier as fidget spinners. Seriously reevaluate your life choices.
>>38277193
She's pretty nice from what I can see in her videos.
>>38277199
Sorry anon, I'm in too deep.
>be white
>be stealing peaceful fun inventions of other nations and turn it into weapons of mass destruction
>be on a widespread massacre globally, mass murdering harmless negroes collecting fruits and hunting wild animals for no other reason than muh empire
>be proud of having no intelligence nor utilized any diplomacy to achieve said domination
why are white people like this? they constantly point fingers are black people for being violent and destructive, yet their entire global prominence was founded on the very ideologies they so despite.
Hey I have a novel idea
Lets not lump all black people and all white people into huge categories like that, because not every individual person is responsible for their races actions.
>>38277155
>implying it was all whites, (wherever you feel like cutting the line at "white" btw) were responsible for colonization, etc
You're a fucking idiot and you should stop making dumb threads
>>38277155
Are you trying to say it's okay for negros to wreck shit because war is war?
Show me a better female body than this.
your gay anon sozz
>perfect female body
>she shaves her bush
nope
>>38277068
It's a good thing that hair isn't really part of the equation when you're talking about body shape you mongoloid.
Scale 1-10
>do you get aroused by cocks?
>do you get aroused by a handsome male face?
Or do you just like this female trap no homo shit?
>do you want to have sex with a guy?
>do you want to live with/marry a guy?
Probably about a 5.
>Attracted to TnA
>Have no interest in fucking a masculine looking dude
>Have no interest in taking things in my bunghole or sucking a dick
>Would absolutely fuck a trap/feminine looking dude
>Catch myself staring at the dicks in porn quite often
I'm not sexually attracted to males but I wouldn't mind having sex with one. I dont know where that puts me.
I think 2D traps are kinda hot because they are literally just girls with dicks. 3D traps disgust me 99% of the time.
>be me
>on my way home
>see qt strungling to move her luggage bag
>think that maybe she will appreciate if I help her
>but the same time I dont want to become a beta orbiter
>think hard
>decide to not help her
Did I do the right thing?
>>38277037
idk probably, no point in trying to get into the mind of a female
>>38277037
Doesn't matter, in the grand scheme of things. You could've helped and then made sure to help a male qt, if you ever see one struggling, just to be fair. Or just offer to help anyone who is clearly struggling with something.
>could've helped her
>probably would've got her number
>tfw you realize that was your chance to have a qt to text
>tfw you realize you could've had sex with her
>only if you would've just helped
>but no because of muh social competence in female hypergamy and fear of being a beta male
Lol keep cucking yourself.
>mfw My mother, at complete random, once suggested I find "A nice Asian girlfriend."
Have your parents given up on trying to influence your social life? If so, when?
At this point, my mother's worried that I'll be living with her the rest of my life because I don't socialize much, and what I can't seem to get her to understand is that I can actually function in society and handle myself in professional situations (Hell, I took acting for 4 years, so I think I can manage)- but I'm just awkward and shy, and don't like to socialize much. She's right to be worried- she's my mom, but she really shouldn't be.
What about you guys?
Why Asian? Why not anything else
>>38277023
I'm just as confused as you. She said it that one time a few years ago, and has never suggested it again.
Perhaps she thought they are easier to get or something...
>>38277088
Years ago? Don't worry about it then. Work on yourself don't need a woman.
Grow a goatee.
It's that simple
>>38276980
>my 'facial hair' only grows the tip of my chin and the top of my adam's apple + pornstache
feels bad to be a beardlet
>>38276980
>Chad has a goatee
>OMG, beards are sooooo hooot hiihihihih
>Average dude has a goatee
>Ughhh, disgusting neckbeard RAAAAPE HEEELLP
>>38276980
I can't.
It's that simple.