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Because l`m not Chad.

>>37917603
>Sooooo robots what is your excuse for being a socially awkward kissless vrigin?

My friends on the wrestling team used me as a fuck toy

1 tier looks,

i make eggy look handsome

>>37917571
Just say that you were roleplaying with a friend online and that you weren't yelling at your neighbors.

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It's simple, Anon.

Kill the niggers and run.

Tell them you're an actor and you're practicing for a play.

>>37917495
are you of middle eastern descent? they're infamously thick there, idk why. curse your shit luck at genetic lottery and work out

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Good bait, not gonna bite. Anons be careful.

>>37917538
no im white, it makes it even weirder that i ended up this way, but legit every woman in my family is thicc as hell

i dont even know where they got it from, my background is swedish/norwegian/german

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>tfw smoking weed and fucking
>tfw oh my goddddddd anon
>tfw I'm high as fuck right now
>tfw holy shit tutti fruition
>tfw I'm in a fucking high ass condition
I like to feel her fingers around my cock while she runs me around her entrance to get me lubed up before she sinks down on me. Reminds me every time of the first time I had sex.

>>37917488
>>37917668
average posters of 2017 /r9k/

>>37917488
That's implying that there are robots that aren't virgins.

If you've lost your virginity, you are automatically no longer a robot because a girl has accepted you emotionally and sexually. Why is this so hard to understand?

>>37917478
My father is always drunk and always wishing me to fail and kill myself.

havent seen him in 20+ years

Wow really great thread you got there OP!

>>37917446

No mate the world they built was not made for us remember it's all a game we are bad at playing other peoples or societies games when we don't realise this

In a state of nature out side of civilisation all your problems disappear you can still find happiness escape the city if you need to be creative and stop trying to win at life

Your worth a lot more than you think live your self mate and to hell with everyone else

just be yourself :^)
just be confident :^)
just take a shower :^)
just kill yourself :^(

>>37917446
Or maybe they aren't the right group of friends for you, which is fine. Keep trying anon, you might unlucky and befriend 100 people that aren't relatable then find that next great friend right after. Like I said, keep trying.

>>37917428
>Those lips
DO want!

>>37917428
But I'm not a boy.
Surprisingly this isn't original.

>>37917428
Oh fuck am I getting robbed

>>37917419
Being good looking.

>>37917469
How the fuck was that original?

This of course isn't.

Girls don't crave guys for who or what they are. They crave men only if the girl herself craves something like belonging or attention. Women and men are different, while a man can crave women more commonly, it's not as common for women.

That being said, I think a man that a woman wants is a few things
>good-enough looking
>take charge attitude (will get things done for the lazy woman)
>masculine but not too masculine
>seems to have a bright future or already has one (usually this translates to: could make good money in the future)

I'm not, I had potential to some degree, but at this point in my life there is no redemption.

>>37917377
Checked. Tell me why, anon.

When I was 17 I wanted to suckstart a shotgun. Now I'm 20 and turned my life right the fuck around.

>>37917432
I'm 24 and lost my virginity at 20.

I don't want to talk about it, I've thought about it so much I'm...just done.

when I was 15 I wanted to blow my brains out, this is just a continuation of that I think.

i don't look like that bro, I'm a skinny skeleton with long hair

>>37917322
How did you get my facebook profile picture?

>>37917322
she would see my beautiful boyish face, but somehow i never get offers to get my dick sucked.

>>37917278
probably, most men with autism are considered bitches

>>37917278

Attractive people don't have autism. Faces aren't arbitrary, they develop directly off of brain development, if there's something wrong with your brain there will be something wrong with your face too.

>>37917278
no people will know she has autism but they just won't care.
that evalion girl from youtube. everybody knows she has autism but /pol/ still
>tfw no evalion gf

That's funny because I used to work at a resort on the beach in Florida. Good times but I still didn't get laid.

are you high, i'm paler than a ghost, people say i look like i live under a rock, i cant be out in sunlight like Norman Scum.

plus normies are repulsed and annoyed when they see me in their 'Fun' places, and give me the Back to your NEET bunker dirty look,

they'd only hire me to haul out the trash there,

>>37917235
i feel like i'm watching a porno but they never get to the sex part

I'm not gonna take it

No I'm not gonna take it

Unless it's from a Doberman

>>37917219
Dammit was the first riff I learned on guitar. Time flies.

>>37917219
I miss that era where failed normies and cyborgs and robots could all mingle together at the Warped Tour or at a Limp Bizkit concert or something.
Easy way to hookup with girls and get lost in a crowd.

Kill him. mootblox

>>37917193
Can you give some context?

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>you matter, anon
>perfect is overrated
>things will get better eventually
>anon you're attractive, outgoing, and friendly, how could people not like you?
I pay over $100 (one hundred dollars) to have someone give me compliments. Therapy is a fucking meme, they """"diagnosed"""" me with depression after only 2 visits and want to get me on anti depressants.

>>37917161
Can I just not wake up at all instead?

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>>37917161
>Apparently if your post ends in dubs in this thread you get to wake up as a qt girl tomorrow morning

Well I'll roll to that

Can I keep my penis?

>>37917161
smug mug on that CPU

check 'em