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Ask a hitman anything you'd like.
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How does it feel knowing you have killed multiple men?
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>>37715180
Are you circumcised?
If so, when did you get circumcised?
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>>37715180
how much does it cost to get a certain billionaire killed in bitcoin

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>tfw the only contact with human female I have had in the past years have been my sister and mother
>tfw as a result, developed a huge fetish for incest
>tfw at the point where I cannot even get hard if the hentai is not incest related
>tfw can't even imagine non incestuous romantic relationships anymore
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>>37714802
I own one of those autistic tumblrs who add momson incest captions to photos.
I have more than 20k followers, but I'm not attracted to any woman in my family.
I just like the idea of a generic mother fucking her generic son.
Idk.
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>>37714952
Same here
I'm not exactly attracted to my own family but the idea of incest.
Weirdly enough, I have dreams with familial incest often
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>>37714985
Never had dreams of my mom/aunt/grandma.
Sometimes I dream about being a porn actor in momcest porn, which is kinda weird.

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I'm lonely as fuck in this state. Anyone other anons live here?
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>>37714783

Mt. Pleasant reporting in
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>>37714791
I live an hour and a half away from you.
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I go to Clemson but I'm out of state

How are all you guys still virgins? I seriously don't get it. Getting laid is the easiest thing in the world, pic related.
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>>37714621
I guess that's your sister.
Alabama?
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Even cockroaches have sex

getting laid is not the end all
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>>37714621
>tfw she's a squirter
dicklets and brainlets will never get it

>finally manage to find a girl who likes me on a dating site
>way way out of my league omg
>pic related
>we hit it off immediately and set up a date
>thisisnotreal.webm
>tfw surely I'm going to get stood up or it's just a catfish
>the big day
>be at the starbucks at the train station
>try to look the best I can
>nervous af
>suddenly see a redheaded girl come in
>recognize her face
>it's the exact girl from the picture
>it's her...
>...including the 250 lbs of fat which is her whale body

OH MY GOD WHYYYYYY... AND HOW??

She was supposed to bring balance to my life, not literally eclipse it in darkness.

(hfw chugging down starbucks shit while having a light conversation about nothing. Blocked her number after the 'date'. Am I chad now?)

Worst date stories? Dating stories? Share
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avoid all girls from the net, they're all fatties
good at hiding it, though
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>thisisnotreal.webm
Always trust your gut instinct I guess.
And no I don't date because well, being on r9k used to mean that you aren't a normalfag
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>>37714546
You're not Chad, but a piece of shit who deserves to remain a khv. I shouldn't have to explain why either you stuck up faggot.

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>Talk to girl
>What is your hobby Anon?
"I uhh like to exercise"
>She chuckles
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Exercise is cool to be honest. I just got some kettlebells and I'm having fun with them, they are harder to work with than I expected. Also I do rings sometimes.

Forget about roasties, they are not worth your time.
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>>37714489
How is that embarrassing?
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>>37714489
Was she fat? Why would she think that's funny? Or did she chuckle because you don't look like you exercise?

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look how hot this girl is.

holy shit
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she looks like an 18+ doll
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>>37714443
Doll/hot
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>>37714443
She's not that hot though tbhfam

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How is it that females go from being sweet little girls to scheming jealous materialistic roasties so quickly?
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have you read the catcher in the rye
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>>37714456

Many years ago. Don't really remember it well.
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>>37714456
>have you read the catcher in the rye
No why

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Are you guys even real? I just sit at my computer all day typing away to faceless anons and I'm starting to wonder if I'm delusional or insane. For all I know I could be sitting at a dead computer while my mind fills in everything I'm seeing or maybe I'm just a program to test something for someone... maybe I don't even exist. "I think therefore I am" right? Maybe not. I haven't spoken to anyone with my actual voice in nearly 10 months, not even myself. I hear people in the apartments above and below me but it's muffled. I wonder if what I'm hearing is just in my head too.

Am I losing it?
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>>37714349
>>37714349
and by posting this, if you're right, you're asking yourself a question and giving yourself an answer.
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I know I exist but how do I know you exist? I don't, I can't, I only know that my mind is real.
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>>37714349

>Am I losing it?

Implying you ever had it. We're all crazy and lost anon.

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THAT'S IT!!! ALL LIBERALS GO AWAY. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!!!!
Just because I'm black doesn't mean I'm:
>Stupid
>Democrat
>Poor
I voted Trump and I'll do it a-fucking-gain in 2020 AND THEN AGAIN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY

Voter I.D. Laws aren't racis, leftists claiming they are, are racist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBxZGWCdgs
>BADA BING

The Democrats and Republicans never switched in the 60's, that's a fucking Democrat myth to absolve themselves of forming the KKK, and JIm Crow Laws so that they could take advantage of the civil rights movement in the 60's and get the black vote. LBJ even said "I'll have those Niggers voting Democrat for 200 years!". LO AND BEHOLD. Any Black democrats reading this post, go fuck yourself. You're the sellouts do your research.
>BADA BOOM

Liberals are literally fucking retarded. Especially you "WE WUZ" Niggas. If colonialism didn't happen, like you wish, then you NIGGERS would be eating shit and pozzing eachothers neg holes in a fucking Mudhut. Adobe if you're lucky.

PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE!!!

YOU CAN'T CALL ME A FACIST WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SHUTTING DOWN PUBLIC FORUMS THAT HOST PEOPLE WITH DIFFERING OPINIONS. YOU CANT CALL ME A FASCIST WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY DRESSING UP BLACK COSTUMES AND ASSAULTING THOSE WHO DON'T SEE THINGS THE WAY YOU DO!!!

When I have this world under my thumbs, you Leftists will be the first to GO!!!!!!

YOU KEKS WILL LOSE THE CIVIL WAR.
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So did you think this would contribute to any logical conversation or are you just shitting your terrible opinions on r9k because nobody else will listen to you?
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it is my sacred duty to kill myself
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By "the 60's" you mean the 1860s right? Because that definitely happened.

>tfw literate and stylish
>kissable and quiet
tfw still somehow no what girls dreams are made of
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that's because girls like to reach beyond memes
to elaborate, all classic literary works minus unique interpretations of them are memes, regardless of the intelligence required to comprehend them (after all, most intelligent people are memes themselves, because only the truly unique do something, well, truly unique, with their ultra-cool mental hardware) as are all current fashions
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>>37714253
I don't think this new friend has heard of tbs
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>>37714199
honestly ryan gosling is so not fucking cute.

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>Tfw 5 years on hormones and nothing to show for it
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>>37714197
That's god punishing you for your sins.
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*breath in* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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y-you're kinda cute anon

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>he imagines himself as a benelovent dictator
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get this fucking beta off of my screen dear god.
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>merely a dictator
>not a god machine
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>>37714153

I would be benevolent if I was a dictator though, more friends and progress that way. Also, you can always but pussy or have groupies.

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Look at him dance!
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>>37714100
>Look at him dance!
wooooooooo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0SJb8O7HI
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>>37714100
I was laying in my bed thinking of killing myself and this really cheered me up, thank you

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How wouId you react and what would you do if you went through a friend's (who doesn't seem to be a weirdo at all and is well-adjusted) computer and found a folder containing hundreds of non-nude and non-lewd innocent pictures of little girls in a folder titled "Cute little girls" inside a folder titled "Cuteness" which also contains another folder titled "Cute little animals" with hundreds of non-sexual pictures of small animals (mostly puppies)?

What if these two folders (cute little girls & cute animals) were in the "Inspiration" section of an "Art" folder which itself also contains many well-organized folders with thousands of paintings, drawings, sketches and sculptures, all of which were added earlier?

What if there were also another folder in the "Inspiration" one titled "Beauty" which contains nearly 20 gigs of pictures of 18+ women and that, though countless are nude and erotic, not even a single one (picture) shows a man/cock/penetration?

What would you be thinking exactly in your head? What if you suspect whatever you may suspect but find absolutely nothing compromising? Would you pretend you didn't go through his computer or tell/ask him something?
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>>37713974
Sounds like a normal artist looking for inspiration tbqh
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>>37714030
NO THATS A CHILD RAPING MURDERER!
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>>37713974
He's a weirdo.

No proof that he's a pedo, but there is definitely something off about him.


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