Ask a hitman anything you'd like.
>tfw the only contact with human female I have had in the past years have been my sister and mother
>tfw as a result, developed a huge fetish for incest
>tfw at the point where I cannot even get hard if the hentai is not incest related
>tfw can't even imagine non incestuous romantic relationships anymore
I own one of those autistic tumblrs who add momson incest captions to photos.
I have more than 20k followers, but I'm not attracted to any woman in my family.
I just like the idea of a generic mother fucking her generic son.
I'm lonely as fuck in this state. Anyone other anons live here?
How are all you guys still virgins? I seriously don't get it. Getting laid is the easiest thing in the world, pic related.
>tfw she's a squirter
dicklets and brainlets will never get it
>finally manage to find a girl who likes me on a dating site
>way way out of my league omg
>we hit it off immediately and set up a date
>tfw surely I'm going to get stood up or it's just a catfish
>the big day
>be at the starbucks at the train station
>try to look the best I can
>suddenly see a redheaded girl come in
>recognize her face
>it's the exact girl from the picture
>...including the 250 lbs of fat which is her whale body
OH MY GOD WHYYYYYY... AND HOW??
She was supposed to bring balance to my life, not literally eclipse it in darkness.
(hfw chugging down starbucks shit while having a light conversation about nothing. Blocked her number after the 'date'. Am I chad now?)
Worst date stories? Dating stories? Share
>Talk to girl
>What is your hobby Anon?
"I uhh like to exercise"
Exercise is cool to be honest. I just got some kettlebells and I'm having fun with them, they are harder to work with than I expected. Also I do rings sometimes.
Forget about roasties, they are not worth your time.
look how hot this girl is.
How is it that females go from being sweet little girls to scheming jealous materialistic roasties so quickly?
Are you guys even real? I just sit at my computer all day typing away to faceless anons and I'm starting to wonder if I'm delusional or insane. For all I know I could be sitting at a dead computer while my mind fills in everything I'm seeing or maybe I'm just a program to test something for someone... maybe I don't even exist. "I think therefore I am" right? Maybe not. I haven't spoken to anyone with my actual voice in nearly 10 months, not even myself. I hear people in the apartments above and below me but it's muffled. I wonder if what I'm hearing is just in my head too.
Am I losing it?
THAT'S IT!!! ALL LIBERALS GO AWAY. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!!!!
Just because I'm black doesn't mean I'm:
I voted Trump and I'll do it a-fucking-gain in 2020 AND THEN AGAIN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY
Voter I.D. Laws aren't racis, leftists claiming they are, are racist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBxZGWCdgs
The Democrats and Republicans never switched in the 60's, that's a fucking Democrat myth to absolve themselves of forming the KKK, and JIm Crow Laws so that they could take advantage of the civil rights movement in the 60's and get the black vote. LBJ even said "I'll have those Niggers voting Democrat for 200 years!". LO AND BEHOLD. Any Black democrats reading this post, go fuck yourself. You're the sellouts do your research.
Liberals are literally fucking retarded. Especially you "WE WUZ" Niggas. If colonialism didn't happen, like you wish, then you NIGGERS would be eating shit and pozzing eachothers neg holes in a fucking Mudhut. Adobe if you're lucky.
PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE!!!
YOU CAN'T CALL ME A FACIST WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SHUTTING DOWN PUBLIC FORUMS THAT HOST PEOPLE WITH DIFFERING OPINIONS. YOU CANT CALL ME A FASCIST WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY DRESSING UP BLACK COSTUMES AND ASSAULTING THOSE WHO DON'T SEE THINGS THE WAY YOU DO!!!
When I have this world under my thumbs, you Leftists will be the first to GO!!!!!!
YOU KEKS WILL LOSE THE CIVIL WAR.
>tfw literate and stylish
>kissable and quiet
tfw still somehow no what girls dreams are made of
that's because girls like to reach beyond memes
to elaborate, all classic literary works minus unique interpretations of them are memes, regardless of the intelligence required to comprehend them (after all, most intelligent people are memes themselves, because only the truly unique do something, well, truly unique, with their ultra-cool mental hardware) as are all current fashions
>Tfw 5 years on hormones and nothing to show for it
*breath in* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>he imagines himself as a benelovent dictator
Look at him dance!
How wouId you react and what would you do if you went through a friend's (who doesn't seem to be a weirdo at all and is well-adjusted) computer and found a folder containing hundreds of non-nude and non-lewd innocent pictures of little girls in a folder titled "Cute little girls" inside a folder titled "Cuteness" which also contains another folder titled "Cute little animals" with hundreds of non-sexual pictures of small animals (mostly puppies)?
What if these two folders (cute little girls & cute animals) were in the "Inspiration" section of an "Art" folder which itself also contains many well-organized folders with thousands of paintings, drawings, sketches and sculptures, all of which were added earlier?
What if there were also another folder in the "Inspiration" one titled "Beauty" which contains nearly 20 gigs of pictures of 18+ women and that, though countless are nude and erotic, not even a single one (picture) shows a man/cock/penetration?
What would you be thinking exactly in your head? What if you suspect whatever you may suspect but find absolutely nothing compromising? Would you pretend you didn't go through his computer or tell/ask him something?