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>>38844333
How do I edit my topic? I mean the text next to my image and under my username

Help me users I'm new to this forum

I cant find the edit button

>>38844252
enjoys it*

Rap, Hip Hop and Pop music is low effort garbage thats pumped out onto the radio every week, people who like that kind of music have no taste so they're able to just listen to whatever is on the radio.

>>38844252
before i answer your question, i have one for you.
Which music do you listen to?

if you list some fucking anime music or shit like that, i will kindly ask you to delete your thread and stab yourself in the neck

If my friend told me my mom's a milf, I would beat the living crap out of that loser, but I guess you're a pussy.

not my own mother but I feel sexually atracted to the archetype of a motherly woman.

I'm totally be calling my future gf "mother" when we have sex

>>38844289
>beingthis insecure over a compliment
I can tell your mom is fuck ugly just like you

Just wait until surgery and medicine keeps advancing

We're only seeing a preview

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>>38844230
she (he) looked weird and I could tell she (he) was a non-traditional girl (boy), but her (him)'s voice was convincing.

I thought the voice was supposed to be the weakest part.

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>>38844230
I'm seeing a Jewish post and I like it

>>38844073
my current romantic partner is 43 years old and still technically married. I'm 26.

I don't understand this article.

Not to /r9k/.

>>38844073
Old ass whores be like

> where's muh Prince Charming

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>>38844063
It seems to be. Although the numbers are quite arbitrary, they can be compared.

>>38844063
If you inhale it yes
But if you swallow it this is what your death will look like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_3869woRAI
Also I think it depends on which compound yu use, I don't know I'm not an expert

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>>38844063
Do you even know how cyanide works? You will fucking suffocate to death. It is definitely NOT instant.

The robot is the one who gets fucked over, though. Has to write the assignment. Doesn't get the girl. Only gets to hang out & smoke pot with non-bots because of detention.

the robot doesnt even appear in the movie because no one acknowledges him.

Best fucking movie ever!

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What kind of medical condition do you have? And you're going to prison now btw

what a plebian addict

1g should last you at least a week

Anyone else a bit suspicious about how mild the summer's been so far? Apart from like one weak of stupidly hot temperatures, it's actually been pretty alright so far.

>>38843876

Yeah but... Rain.

ah yes I remember when I used to do crossdressing
was great for wanking
had to stop though because I was getting fat and couldn't fit in the clothes again

>>38843823
I love a good docking

Yeah it works, but it works faster with someone that has an genital disease, try it out with an homeless guy.

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Completely true,OP

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>>38843804

Warhammer involves too much reading and thinking for normies. They would have to dumb it down a lot.

It already has.

Slaanesh is being slowly phased out.

>>38843804
>will warhammer ever be pressured or changed to fit the tastes of normies like star wars or star trek?
All they have to make a once movie.

glad you learned the lesson early instead of in person then having to sit through a 40 minute ordeal

>>38843762
post /fit/ pic
let's see those muscles since you're too good for a marshmallow qt

It's like she swallowed her last date

>>38843707
It took you an entire pack of matches to burn one ant? What are you, a brainlet?

>>38843728
Just imagine anon after the deed. All bloodied up, with burnt fingers, drenched in smoke, with a mess resembling the aftermath of a forrest fire.

>>38843728
I don't think through my actions, I just do things on impulse. I used the other matches to make a big fire because I don't even care desu

makes you rethink chadism, when he bagged ivanka.

He was kind of fucked when they named him Jared. I hear it's a very beta name. Not good!

I like Jared in the sense that he seems like some scummy villain from anime that dies a pathetic death in the end.

>>38843685
I want a gf who plays the Harp

My retarded gf can only play the recorder and that fucking dollar tree plastic bullshit is driving me insane

>>38843723
I'm imagining this scenario and it's hilarious.

>>38843723
My nigga... Harp is the best instrument.