>Mom just gave me the "Anon, we need to talk about your health and weight" talk
if you're lonely why not find another robot to live with?
ITT: post literally the most beautiful girl you've ever ever seen. Can be anyone. Just the most beautiful perfect unbeatable girl.
There was a webm posted yesterday or a day prior to that of a cute girl drinking beer and while I could've sworn I saved it under a descriptive name it's not found by me at the moment or I would've posted it here.
ITT: Practice GF General
>tfw your practice gf is a literal neonazi
How am I supposed to introduce her to my nonwhite friends bros?
So I'm getting on autism bux soon (accepted)
My one question is, should I keep it a secret from my extended family? The only person who knows is my mother. Father and siblings don't know. I feel that being on autism bux will give me a stigma in the family, perhaps even worse than what I have right now (being a shut-in KV autist). Also, if they find out, cousins and others will be next, then it will spread and spread, and I'll be known as the autist on autism bux.
The issue is that I'll have money for the first time, and people will be wondering why/how I have it. I'm going to have to have an answer for them. They'll be wondering how I'm getting money while still being shut-in.
Couldn't I just lie if they ask, and I just tell them I've been farming Bitcoins or something?
Nah, they'll ask questions like "what have you written, link me some of your stuff"
I need something that's all hard to look at, like bitcoins.
I dropped out of high-school 10 years ago so freelance writer would not be believable.
I know this is a meme for you all but my mom just found my cum box, with all the sex toys and cum stained gloves in it, right in front of my eyes...
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SEARCH MY FUCKING STUFF YOU BITCH
not funny it actually just happened to me
>"Aaah~ I've gotten so big Anon, I think she's gonna come any day now, don't you? Have you thought of any names for yet?"
What do you say?
If you have ever stated the following, you are not a robot
>I would date any girl so long as she's not fat
>My standards aren't high, just gotta be under ___ pounds
>As long as she's not fat...
>I have zero standards so long as she's not a landwhale
You're as picky as the Stacy's you bitch about. You're also not a robot, you're a normie.
Wanting a non-obese girl is fine. Wanting a clingy shy virgin pale asian/white femlet that likes anime and vidya as much as you do and saying you're "not asking for much" is peak delusion though. In terms of desirability they're the female equivalent of Chad.
While you sit alone in your room today, your future girlfriend/wife is probably out right now, having "fun" with an alpha male.
How does this make you feel?
I don't give a shit. I'm not autistic.
Ive had fun with my share of future gfs/wives. Do you know how that makes my future gf/wife feel? She doesn't give a shit, she has a dick in her mouth. And she better get all the practice she can. I don't want to waste my time with a bitch that can't suck dick.
All of her dick sucking skills she will have learned from Chad, and are optimized for pleasing his dick, not yours. You're getting cucked fourth-dimensionally. A non-cuck would prefer teaching these cock sucking skills to an oral virgin so her mouth can efficiently suck your cock, not be predetermined to fit the shape, size, and texture of Chad's cock.
I have a bad case of ass fever. I need a girls ass in my face asap.
who /graduate/ here
Like how do you all feel knowing that most of us on here love female buttholes and would just enjoy looking at your butthole and licking, sniffing and kissing it?
I wonder if females understand or think its strange that many guys nowadays are completely aroused by looking at them.
Many of us are really obsessed and I know for a fact there are robots that think about them whenever their mind wanders or they daydream.
Any of you you care to fill in and shed light on this?
Do you find it hot that people would be turned on by your butthole?
Curious about this too I find myself thinking about asses and butts all the time and the assholes and buttholes respectively.
give me a reason to go outside
everything seems less real how do i fix this?