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>Mom just gave me the "Anon, we need to talk about your health and weight" talk
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>>38148874
taking care of your body isn't for everyone anon
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Happens to most of us fatties living with their parents
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>>38148874
How did that go for you?

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if you're lonely why not find another robot to live with?
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when do i move in?

origana desu
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My mom wants me to get a 3 room apartment and rent out the other two rooms to people, so maybe. I wouldn't mind rooming with robots.
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>>38148842
If I can't fuck 'em, and I can't cuddle 'em, and I can't kiss 'em, then I don't want 'em

ITT: post literally the most beautiful girl you've ever ever seen. Can be anyone. Just the most beautiful perfect unbeatable girl.
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nigie is my waifu
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There was a webm posted yesterday or a day prior to that of a cute girl drinking beer and while I could've sworn I saved it under a descriptive name it's not found by me at the moment or I would've posted it here.
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>>38148831
Ok but I've only seen her on the internet.

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ITT: Practice GF General

>tfw your practice gf is a literal neonazi
How am I supposed to introduce her to my nonwhite friends bros?
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>>38148752
Why do you have nonwhite friends? Couldn't afford good ones?
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>friends who are shitskins

you're just another collector.
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>>38148752
>has a neonazi gf
And you're only using her for practice? What a waste.
is she ugly?

>>38148773
kek'd

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So I'm getting on autism bux soon (accepted)

My one question is, should I keep it a secret from my extended family? The only person who knows is my mother. Father and siblings don't know. I feel that being on autism bux will give me a stigma in the family, perhaps even worse than what I have right now (being a shut-in KV autist). Also, if they find out, cousins and others will be next, then it will spread and spread, and I'll be known as the autist on autism bux.

The issue is that I'll have money for the first time, and people will be wondering why/how I have it. I'm going to have to have an answer for them. They'll be wondering how I'm getting money while still being shut-in.

Couldn't I just lie if they ask, and I just tell them I've been farming Bitcoins or something?
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>>38148707
Freelance writing, brah.
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>>38148723
Nah, they'll ask questions like "what have you written, link me some of your stuff"

I need something that's all hard to look at, like bitcoins.

I dropped out of high-school 10 years ago so freelance writer would not be believable.
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Stock markets.

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I know this is a meme for you all but my mom just found my cum box, with all the sex toys and cum stained gloves in it, right in front of my eyes...
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SEARCH MY FUCKING STUFF YOU BITCH
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>>38148648
>cousin found the cum gloves
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>>38148735
not funny it actually just happened to me
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>>38148648
>DAD FOUND THE PENIS PENCIL

>"Aaah~ I've gotten so big Anon, I think she's gonna come any day now, don't you? Have you thought of any names for yet?"
What do you say?
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origninlknal
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FALCON PUNCH

origi
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That's a really cute belly :3

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If you have ever stated the following, you are not a robot

>I would date any girl so long as she's not fat
>My standards aren't high, just gotta be under ___ pounds
>As long as she's not fat...
>I have zero standards so long as she's not a landwhale

You're as picky as the Stacy's you bitch about. You're also not a robot, you're a normie.
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I'd date a fat chick, just not morbidly obese.
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Wanting a non-obese girl is fine. Wanting a clingy shy virgin pale asian/white femlet that likes anime and vidya as much as you do and saying you're "not asking for much" is peak delusion though. In terms of desirability they're the female equivalent of Chad.
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>>38148643
welcome to /r9k/ the new normie central

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While you sit alone in your room today, your future girlfriend/wife is probably out right now, having "fun" with an alpha male.

How does this make you feel?
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>>38148543
I don't give a shit. I'm not autistic.
Ive had fun with my share of future gfs/wives. Do you know how that makes my future gf/wife feel? She doesn't give a shit, she has a dick in her mouth. And she better get all the practice she can. I don't want to waste my time with a bitch that can't suck dick.
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>your future girlfriend/wife
No such thing

>>38148662
We're getting more and more posts like these lately. I think this board is getting brigaded by salty roasties.
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>>38148662
All of her dick sucking skills she will have learned from Chad, and are optimized for pleasing his dick, not yours. You're getting cucked fourth-dimensionally. A non-cuck would prefer teaching these cock sucking skills to an oral virgin so her mouth can efficiently suck your cock, not be predetermined to fit the shape, size, and texture of Chad's cock.

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I have a bad case of ass fever. I need a girls ass in my face asap.
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Thats man ass my dude
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It looks like it's on backwards. Which brings up a question; why arent the pussy covered by cheeks this thick? It would sex much more hot. Imagine pounding a big wet pussy like that
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>>38148485
Kill yourself my homo

who /graduate/ here
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post more of legs
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>>38148457
Let's see your dick, faggot.
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>>38148652
tfq don' t have a benis

Like how do you all feel knowing that most of us on here love female buttholes and would just enjoy looking at your butthole and licking, sniffing and kissing it?

I wonder if females understand or think its strange that many guys nowadays are completely aroused by looking at them.

Many of us are really obsessed and I know for a fact there are robots that think about them whenever their mind wanders or they daydream.

Any of you you care to fill in and shed light on this?

Do you find it hot that people would be turned on by your butthole?
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>>38148440
Curious about this too I find myself thinking about asses and butts all the time and the assholes and buttholes respectively.
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>samefagging your own thread as if everyone can't see the poster count in the bottom right
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females dont have assholes

if your "girlfriend" has one, guess what, he's a post op tranny

give me a reason to go outside
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If you need food, nothing else
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vitamin D from the sun, you should get 20 minutes a day!
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>>38148465
you can get supplements

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bungabunga
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my man

originado
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original textless post kumquat
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funnies here

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everything seems less real how do i fix this?
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>>38148348
welcome to the dpdr club, only gets worse from here
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Use this in your favor
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How do I into derealization? Everything is so terrible and real that I just want it to fade away.


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