God has revealed himself to you through a burning bush
He tells you
"Humanity has sinned for too long, damnation they will receive".
You are given a choice
>You solely bare all of humanities sins and burn excruciating in hell for eternity while all others will enter heaven
>You experience heaven while the rest burn in hell
I've spent every day of the last 11 years of my life sitting in front of a computer browsing 4chan and watching anime.
I'm so worn out with NEET existence now but I'm completely isolated from society, have no friends, no hobbies, no need to work.
How do I get back into life?
How old are you? Have you lived with your parents for 11 years?
Start out small. Begin some sort of hobby which doesn't involve your computer, start a routine where you wake up at the same time each day etc. It's impossible to simply jump back into society from one day to another
>weeb white girls going under the knife like Korean women do is the final form
whats the purpose of 'get a job' if i cant have a qt gf because im a 5'6 ugly manlet?
please tell who is this guy???????????? why someone post this here
is he suicidal or something....???
If a girl rejects you should you bother talking to her anymore?
I know that the answer is 'no' usually, but I was wondering if it would ever work
>tfw no self-effacing bf
>Anon, somebody tried to set my building on fire! why do people is so bad! i'm sure he is a ugly kissless virgin!, we should kill them!
what do you say
>tfw your favorite trans pornstar has a bigger dick than you
all the gay porn i watch, amateur or not, they all have bigger dicks than me. but then again i am pretty small so i don't mind that much.
When you're bidding on something on ebay, does the seller have to sell you the item no matter the price? That is, if he didn't set a reserve price. Does he have to sell his shit to me even if the price came to like 2 dollars?
Do you guys actually believe a girl will tell you the truth about her sexual past? If chad fucked her in the alleyway she wouldn't be proud of that and will just think that one doesn't count. Please tell me you guys aren't this naive. You will think you got a virgin girlfriend then 20 years later find out she lied. She is not obligated to tell the truth.
Who cares. As long as she doesn't have an STD/STI, and we get along well enough it wouldn't matter to me.
Personally I think virgin girls are overrated sexually speaking, but emotional attraction is circumstantial for me. People want to follow their biological instinct, luckily we live in an age where contraception and birth control prevents unwanted pregnancies.
/r9k/ has a hard on for women with virginity (in the hopes they're virgins well on into their 20's and 30's) simply because the insecurity of being a virgin themselves in contemporary society makes them feel emasculated.
Post examples of you being devilish or devilish things in general
>see someone's thread is at page 9
>type "bump" in text field
>type "sage" in options field
This might be my chance to lose my virginity /r9k/ to an actual cute girl. I got a date off tinder with a cute girl, like the kind one might post in a waifu thread here who seems like she wants to fug bad, like made it explicit over messages (inb4 someone calls me degenerate scum because I actually want to know what sex is like)
But the issue is I'm not so sure on a place to do it, she says her folks are here and I'm home for the summer from uni so my parents and brother are too. I might be able to have the basement all to myself at night time but my mother has a bad habit of waking up if the house literally creaks so it worries me.
Why aren't there things like love hotels in the west or how could we do this quietly.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING