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Just stop going simple as that.

Assuming that you're 18 just got to your counselor and ask to drop out. After trying to convince you otherwise they will be be forced to comply with your demands. Just finish high school, only dummies and minorities have a GED

>>34062570
Don't moron.
Skipping college is one thing, but even most niggers have a highschool diploma.

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I am super-attracted to ambitious women too.

Does that make me a woman?

>>34062561
no, it makes you feminine.

The powers at be are holding back sex robot technology because they know that if a suitable female analog were created, living females would become obsolete, nobody would put up with the ridiculous horse shit entitlement.
I almost wish the apocolypse would happen, because women would become property very quickly...they'll see that the only reason they have any authority or rights whatsoever is men allow them to have it.

He had a big cock

>>34062481
I was 8 and he was 10, thought he was adorable. He was always shorter than me but I didn't care at all, I followed him around everywhere

>tfw from then on really like guys that are shorter than me

>>34062541
now THIS is how you get (You)s

>>34062468
Fuck off we just had this thread

>>34062468
its the taste. its so good.

Because black girl pussy stinks and tastes even worse than butthole.

(This is from personal experience)

>>34062375
they want attention and have daddy issues so they hate men.

>>34062375
You're taking a small sample of one or two people you know in your life and trying to apply those same attributes to everyone like them. This is retarded and you should stop.

>>34062375
they just hate male independence. metal guys are ugly cucks, who can't believe their luck they are actually fucking, and can easily be subdued.

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>>34062344
she looks like a 70 year old lady that got rid of the wrinkles

I am mad because I have been isolated from society since I was 14, my virginity is more an effect of this.

No, I only get mad when someone's messing with me

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>>34062273
I told you to stop saying that when I call.

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I'm forever waiting for that fembot who wanted a house husband to find me, we could have had it all, a private island and 5 children ;_;

>>34062327
She chose someone better, m8.

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>>34062258
god doesn't exist

At least not a personal god

>>34062384
The question still applies. What if nature gave me shit genetics?

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>>34062258
>has the means and the time to shitpost on 4chinz
>god gave me jack shit

take it down a notch lad, you don't have to be "happy" about what God gave you, but it really could be worse.

>inb4 rawr XD

ask her out already

>>34062251
its a dude broh

>>34062251
say you want to come in rainbow dash

aww, who baited you anon?

I don't want to turn my passion into my job

>>34062237
I remember catfishman being a very good bait or the yoni thread on/adv/. Though there are several others that are worth to mention.

yep
what the fuck is this "You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. bullshit? fuck off

We both get in the shower and piss and shit there (throw the shit into the toilet), then bathe each other.

>>34062197
I hear normans also get their cock sucked while their qts are on the toilet pooping

>>34062128
I would say I'm decently fit. I own a barbell, set of adjustable dumbbells plates and a bench with adjustable rack so I can use it as a squat rack too. I can do all my important compound lifts and there's a million ways to do isolations without machines. You can do it anon, get huge.

Don't need gym equipment. I also workout from home, got my own weights and bench.

Just build a plan around the equipment you have.

>>34062128
>chin ups
Buy one of those doorframe bars
>inclined sit ups
Use a bed for that, or just do hanging leg raises since you now own a doorframe bar

Agreed. However, the Jews have too much of a grip on western society. I doubt that circumcision will become less common

>>34062168
In the 80's, it was done to around 80% of newborns.

Now it's the 2010s, it's dropped to 50%

It's dropping.
But not fast enough.

As long as american doctors and "cultural" defenders keep up their shitty propaganda it won't end.
I'd say take it one step at a time. Start by making Americans see it as socially bad and the legislation will get there.

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Continuing:

>"Anon get me an Uber, a Lyft. Anything I have to get the fuck out of here this was a bad idea."
>explain to Anon that I'm in danger and I have to be quiet just in case
>hang up
>start walking down the street to the end of it while catching my breath
>look behind me
>she's looking for me
>heart starts racing
>try to hide behind a neighbors trash can
>she see's me
>I start sprinting as fast as I can
>can hear her running behind me
>call friend back
>huffing and wheezing into the phone
>they immediately told me they were calling the police and that they would call me back
>I get to the end of the street and find a dumpster to hide behind to catch my breath
>hear her shouting
>WHERE ARE YOU
>don't know which way to run because the rest of the street only went left or right
>ran to the right because it was the darkest
>find a good spot to hide
>look down at my phone
>she's sending me messages on kik

Fake Normie Chad alarm

>>34062220
I have no reason to fake this Anon.

10/10 most terrifying experience of my life

Not going to continue though because they probably found police report anyways

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>>34062055

> how many hours do you spend online?
8-9 a day...
> ever been in a relationship?
yeah, 1
> virgin?
nope
> age?
20
> on a 1 to 10 scale how would yo reate your self? (pic of your self optional)
5-6
> do you enjoy shit posting? fav boards?
As much as anyone else, I guess.
/vg/ and /pol/
> top 3 fav movies?
The Godfather, Godzilla: Resurgence, Batman: The Dark Knight
> top 3 fav animu?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
> top 3 fav mango?
Berserk, Goblin Slayer, Junji Ito shit
> can you handle companionship wiht no sex?
I guess, yeah

>>34062055
since i wake up i go online
yes
no
3
6
yes, g/r9k
i don't like movies
anime is autistic trash
manga is somehow even more autistic trash
yes

>>34062055

>How many hours do you spend online
11-12
>ever been in a relationship?
haha no
>virgin?
Obviously
>Age
18
>On a 1 to ten scale how would you rate yourself?
about 6-7/10
>fav boards?
/r9k/ bit of /pol/ when a terrorist attack happens
>top 3 fav movies?
Wolf of wall street, Empire strikes back, LOTR The Two Towers
>Top 3 animu?
I only watched 2 when i was around 10-11
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Naruto
>top 3 fav mango?
N/A
>Can you handle companionship with no sex
I wouldn't be able to handle it with sex.