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I'm already tired of being of wagecuck. This was supposed, or at least I thought this was to be the crowning achievement of 5 years painfully spent at college, but it's still complete garbage. I'm alone, still an autist, can't socialize with anyone besides the usual coworker smalltalk. At least I don't have any money issue? I spend so little I could have got away with a mere associate degree or whatever it's called in Trump Country.

I feel like I'll spend the 50 years alone as a cog in the machine and then I'll die. Also AlphaBay vanished so I can't even buy weed.

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>>38308844
It's always garbage. No matter what job you have, if you don't hate it already, having to do it for 40 hours a week will make you hate it.
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What are most jobs like? Ive only had one and didnt have any experiance before hand and just help do stuff on stuff like pic related and change air brake shoes on trucks

if ive only done stuff like this would i probably want to kms if i worked in retail
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>>38308844
That's what happens when you fall for the college meme

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Have any you other anons decided to stop watching tv? If so, what's your reason?
Personally, I feel like it brainwashes the viewers. I feel like normies think that they have to emulate the "reality tv shows." It's kind of hard to explain, but maybe you get what I mean. YouTube, Twitch, and vidya are my replacements.
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Im going to china guys. Will i fuck many gook bitches with my handsome white face?

Timestamp of me
http://youtu.be/blsNhseYZbs
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>>38308840
Sending you there for your own good, Champ. Remember to greet your grandparents by looking them in the eye and bowing in humble gratitude.

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>been NEET on and off for over three years
>have tried to do a few things in that time but I basically lived like a NEET whilst doing them and it amounted to nothing anyway
>you know what, l sucked at life even when I was "on track" so consider me a lifelong shit-head

>this morning I got in a big fight with my parents
>first it was about nothing, but then, since I've been stewing about it lately, I start bitching about how they won't help me finish college by my 22nd birthday but they'll help me do it on a longer time-frame, since they think nothing but the most traditional baccalaureate education is acceptable
>they quickly get shrill, inane, and hurtful
>my dad says "why did you fail at everything?"
>ask him "why did you marry a woman who fucked someone else before you?"
that's my nuke when I fight with my parents, I always feel ashamed to say it but more ashamed that it's true. I literally shouldn't be alive. plus, my dad is "progressive" so it really shouldn't bother him should it? and he's the one who told me that fact, on one of the many occasions he stuck his nose into my sex life and tried to get me to see it his way
>go to physical therapy for injuries that I don't know if I can recover from (my biggest obstacle desu)
>come back, go to sleep for hours
>dream about killing a random family, doing a really bad job because all their kitchen utensils bend and break and I leave fingerprints everywhere
>don't even kill everyone or get to try to clean up my prints because the cops show up
>wake up, glad I'm not going to prison
>it's 6:37 pm and I haven't eaten anything today except for a cigarette
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Saw a while ago backpage took down their escort section. Is it still safe to get hookers from there? Anything I should watch out for/do when contacting one? I plan to host.
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They all migrated to the "women seeking men" dating section, look there. Be smart and reverse search their photos, look up reviews and google their phone numbers before contacting them.
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I havent died or been arrested yet so yeah id say its a safe free way to find a hooker

>anything i should whatch out for?
Avoid girls with only one picture, or blury pictures
Avoid Asians or massage parlor ads, they tend to be shady.
Also girls dont talk directly, IE they wont say oh we will fuck etc. if at anytime sex gets mentioned hang up. If she shows up shes probably not a cop since undercover cops eant you to go to them.

All in all browse for awhile before deciding on one. And if anything feels off, then cease contact
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>>38309070
Good tips. I'm worried about someone coming back to my place and robbing me in a week or so. I have renter's insurance but it would still be a hassel. Have you ever hosted and had issues?

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retarded shit you believed as a child

>thought I would eventually "catch up" to my older brother and then we'd be the same age

>when sick I thought that if I held in my sneezes I would get better faster

>thought the ocean was blue because it was reflecting the blue sky
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>>38491302
>thought the ocean was blue because it was reflecting the blue sky
Wait, this isn't true?
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>>38491302
>thought pee was stored in your ballsack

>thought people didn't stop growing taller

>thought girls had a peepee
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>>38491302
>I thought that women couldn't take a shit

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>roommate starts playing vidya
>get immediate urge to break his PS4 and throw it out the window
Who else /angery/ here?
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>>38491296
sums up this board nicely
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>>38491296
sounds like you have the autism
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>>38491296

The fuck would him playing a game upset you? Fucking autistic dip shit.

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Why are so many of you not white? Assholes.
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>>38308801
Being non white is living in hardmode.
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>>38308801
i'm 1000 percemt pureblooded native american
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>>38308801
Whites, male or female, cannot be robots.

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ITT stupid quotes you or someone else said that your family/friends won't let you forget.

>How come sometimes my penis has bones and sometimes it doesn't?

(You don't have to have family/friends reminding you, so long as you said it)
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>le artsy latina roastie makes a video talking about how thankful she is for everything
>thanks her MALE BEST FRIEND
among others for "always being there"
>makes shitty art school-tier edit with cringeworthy voiceover
>her shitty hipster fans eat it up
>they flock to the videopraising her
>tfw this is what normies are watching
i fucking hate normies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPjdJXo2M8&t=11s
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This is not a /britfeel/ thread. it is a /britbong/ thread.
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>greentext your redpill collection

asking for a friend.
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Hey /r9k/, it's around that time we all long for, and to make sure I'm not missing anything I wanted to ask you anons what measures I should take before suicide? Of course wiping all my HDD's is the first thing to do, but what else? Please help me in this endeavour.

Also any normalfags strolling in here posting to not do it can kindly fuck off to >>>/soc/, thanks.
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I don`t know how to help, sorry
Why would you kill yourself?
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>>38491294
what are you worried about, you'll be dead
this is proof that you have a neurosis that propels you irrationally towards ideation of suicide but you're only taking psychological refuse in a romantic idea, not actually trying to solve your problem in the most rational way.
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>>38491294
Offer your body to a horny anon before you go, they can just buy you a dress and wig if you are a guy, they're horny they wont care.

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>tfw you get depressed by your own reflection

why did God made me this way?
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>talk to girl online
>pace around room
Any other robots do this?
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>>38491281
>robots
>talk to girl online

No, we dont.
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>>38491281
>talk to girl online
The most female interaction I've had in years is on 4chan.
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>>38491281
I do the same thing when I'm talking to a qt boi. Nervous energy I guess.


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