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>Be KV autist
>Meet girl on r9k
>She is also a KV autist
>Chat her up a bit in the thread and get her skype
>She lives 2000km away
>End up flirting
>Few weeks go by and we start getting lewd
>Full /internetgf/ status
>After two weeks she starts responding less frequently and seems more distant
>Confront her about it
>She starts crying over skype, tell me that she has been seeing this guy
>Tells me that one day he came over and they got drunk and did "stuff" and now isn't a virgin
>Fucking devastated, hang up call
>Two days go by and she messages me apologizing
>We talk about it and patch things up a little bit
>Feel bad because I can't please her from this far away, forcing her to do stuff like this
>I can tell she is still pouting
>We end up coming to an agreement that she can keep seeing this guy, as long as it is only sexual
>The next few days she seems a lot happier
>Start to feel like I am "sharing" her with someone else
>She assures me that I am the only one that can make her truly happy, and that this other guy is just for her needs
>Feel more shit day by day
I don't know what to do anons. Breaking it off it out of the question, she is the only person I care about in the world and I need her. Advice?
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>>35786842
epic cuckposting anon
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>>35786842
top cuck
actually made me laugh nice meme anon
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>>35786878
>>35787004
This isn't some cuck story fuck off. I am not watching her get fucked by this guy, and I am not enjoy it. This cuck meme needs to die.
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>tfw INTP
>tfw you will never feel what its like to be extremely passionate about something
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I'm INTP and I know what it feels like. What's your problem?
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>>35786754
Im passionate about bein ded
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>>35786754
>tfw INFP
>but lonely
Anonymous
What music do you listen to while jerking off? 2017-03-25 09:07:32 Post No.35786747
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What music do you listen to while jerking off?
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Don't lie, everyone does it. I tend to listen to shit like --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4PK20yeRZM with my expensive headphones to block out the sounds of the fuckin highway near the house.
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This song always gives me a boner with the moans and giggling and the bass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo
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I don't, I like to hear the females moaning
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>>35786747
>everyone does it
I don't, I'm very particular about when I listen to music. I don't listen to music while I'm eating either.
Now fucking seriously, I don't know how to respond.
>Grandpa is sitting in the living room browsing /pol/ on his tablet and laughing.
>He says the nazi posts&pictures are hilarious, and I'm genuinely terrified he might start posting there.
no idea how he got there
how do I make it stop
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>people said that /pol/ didn't elect Trump
Ha. In your face you fucking retards.
Based Putin knew what's up.
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Why would you want it to stop tho my dood
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>>35786776
Not OP, but do you honestly want Putin to be in charge of the US government.
I mean, there's lolz but then at some point it goes too far.
Is anyone else in a fucking shit mood? Tell me why you're angry.
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>>35786718
Camgirl archiving sites all use upstore for some retarded reason, and no cboxes work with upstore.
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>I almost made it.
>I thought it was happening.
>I was happy for the first time in the last decade.
>He said he accepted me but it turns out he was lying.
I'm angry at myself, at the world, at this whole situation, and I'm livid at him.
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no more beer
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My little brother died today. Some guy ran into him when he was cycling home.
I'm done with this world. Stay classy robots, it was fun knowing you.
Also for what it's worth, Chad isn't happy either.
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I'm sorry to hear that anon, I really am.
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You'll be back. I'll be seeing you on the other side Anon
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>>35786704
yeah it's what he would want lol
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help
I have a crush on a 33 year old. I'm 19. I tried to ask him out but he said I'm too young. I thought guys wanted young women? I'm not ugly. He called me cute. I'm confused
waaaaaahhhhh
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shit thread.
Maccaroni and cheese.
sage
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>>35786675
You don't deserve love,thank god he rejected you.
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>>35786675
He doesn't care about age, you're just not sexy enough for it to be worth the shit he'll get from family/friends. If you had your 18th birthday yesterday but were a total babe you'd be in his bed already
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who else here /linux/?
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>>35786614
I dualboot memebuntu and windows 7 because I have an old thinkpad and memebuntu is a lot faster, but I play meme of legends on windows, and surprisingly get 100+ fps.
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i am currently running gnu plus linux plus xubuntu
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>>35786614
were you the faggot who was making the n64 game
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>"Dump your bf, Femanon. You're my fuck bitch now."
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Is this the main bad guy in the Bogdanoff trilogy?
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Literally any "fembot" would.
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>>35786587
No!!! Anon Is my only true love! He would never treat my like that either!
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>finish tv show
>crushing feeling in my heart for the next week
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>>35786561
>consuming fictional media
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>tfw no more Mad Men
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>finish f.r.i.e.n.d.s. for the 7th time
>you will never have a group of tight friends like that and you will never be able to drink at a coffee place at 3 in the afternoon because your job is absolute shit
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holy fuck. Look what I found on Tinder. Chad got BTFO!
Everybody get in here and laugh! Hahahahahahahahaha
http://www.thewhig.com/2012/06/17/mans-spine-broken-but-not-his-spirit
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>>35786515
from THAT
to THIS!
BTFO!
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>>35786515
>this is now a chad
urgh
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>>35786526
Nothing makes me happier than seeing this piece of shit get his fucking life ruined. Enjoy that chair Chad. You are now
ONE
OF
US
>Just before returning home he and some friends had gone body surfing off a Peruvian beach.
>What happened next is still a blank to Cumpson.
>"I don't remember what happened during the accident. I just remember what my friends have told me."
>They told him a wave smashed him onto the bottom of the shore.
>His friends managed to pull him out of the water but, from his lifeguard training, he knew right away he had a spinal injury.
>"I was able to know that something had happened."
>Another wave knocked them back into the surf but they were able to retrieve him once again.
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Who /contemplating/ here? 2017-03-25 08:55:28 Post No.35786506
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Who /contemplating/ here?
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>tfw it's another episode of anon gives in to existential nihilism having an hours long internal dialogue about why I should or shouldn't anhero today and reaches another impasse
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>>35786506
>tfw when it's my birthday and all i can think about is the ever closeness of death, not only my own, but of everyone and everything i ever knew and will come to know.
It's comforting in an odd way.
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>>35786506
I've always wondered what manga that pic is from.
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>>35787708
She is Mado Akira from Tokyo Ghoul my mang.
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>Wow, anon, I had no idea you could play guitar!
>Come on, play us a song!
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>mostly play Chuck Berry-style stuff on guitar
>tfw normies would probably not be familiar with any of it
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>come on play us a song
REEEEEE GO FUCK YOURSELVES IM AN INDIE SINGER I DON'T FUCKING PLAY FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT MYSELF REEEEEE
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this is all u need 2 get puss
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/o/oasis/wonderwall_ver2_crd.htm
btw only works on bitches that cant play
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Are kids these days confused or do they work things out allright? I'm too old to know.
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they're all fuckin twisted from marxists fucking with people's reality
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Shigga
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>>35786481
They're dumb as rocks and are going to waste years failing to learn anything.
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Why do we want gf's when we all know for sure that we will never be able to sustain a relationship with a girl?
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That hits where it hurts most, Anon.
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Thank you for posting this. It needs to be said more often.
We need to acknowledge that we'll never make it more than a short while. We're too broken.
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because biology