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>Floridafag
>On my comp, tired from mowing my grandma's lawn and these fucking mosquito bites
>Don't even bother to turn on the lights
>Chilling on /r9k/ for some hours
>HUGE fucking double-thumb sized bug crawls up my desk nearly onto my keyboard
>Immediately jump out of my chair and grab my flip flop
>Smash the mutant cockroach satan beetle with my flip flop
>Crumble it up and toss it out my screendoor
J-just another day...
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>tfw 2 female coworkers invited me to go drinking with them tomorrow
>just me and 2 girls
s-should i do it?
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No you should go on r9k instead
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That's such a bad situation because I'd feel lame to back out but terrified to go
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>>37898233
If you are:
>Girl
Yes
>Guy
No

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Let's name all the bait threads we can think of since r9k is a bait board now:
>why aren't you gay?
>why aren't you a trap?
>Eliza is so cute
>racial /pol/ threads
>hey guys, im chad and i have a gf haha ;)
>why aren't you gay?
>why aren't you a pedo?
>fembot generals: orbit girls in here
>r9k has been invaded by normies REE
>Eliza is so cute
>dik pic
>why aren't you gay?

Did I miss any? And then there's all the legit feels thread that get one or two replies and then die. Hell, we even had active skype threads four or five years ago. We were an actual community and not just a bunch of edgy pubescents. But that's all over. Now it is the current year.

All those feels... just forgotten sagas and dead legends.

Welcome to nu-r9k.
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>WAAAAHHHH I DON'T LIKE R9K BUT MY MOM FORCES ME TO COME HERE

have you ever considered that maybe not every thread you don't like is bait?

If you are dumb enough to post in a bait thread then maybe you deserve suffering through bait desu
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>>37898228
I member
Lotta anon an heroed its kinda sad and we have it enough
Post more of them and I'll try to bump it
Sometimes we need to vent even anon like
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I'm seeing a bunch of BMC (big mexican cock) threads recently, like "why are you getting 18yo pussy with youre BMC without showing face"

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What were you like when you were 17 years old? Describe your 17 year-old self. What was your life like at that age?
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>>37898216
I was a dick who thought i knew everything better than everyone. I'm still not great but at least i dropped my superiority complex and know how dumb i am
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>>37898216
Lotta drugs and alcohol and then I got in trouble.
Lost some friends.
Spent my birthday and Xmas alone though I did have dinner with mother.
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It was a period of short happiness cause I was in the best shape of my life and finally made friends. 16-18 is a time I miss a lot.

>first and only gf just broke up with me over text
>feel like shit
>still in denial
>usually pretty stoic/unemotional
>looking through pictures of the two of us, tears in my eyes seeing how genuinely happy we both were, thinking about all the times she told me how much I meant to her, and thinking how I'll never see her again
I know I should probably just get rid of all of it and move on, but at the same time, I want to keep them and take solace in what was
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Why dose seeing a woman with an Asian man fill me such rage and contempt?
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Because you're racist tbqh
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its like seeing lesbians in public
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No it's not. Tbqh

I gave my dad 1000 dollars so he could fix his car but the mechanics fucked it up and now I have to listen to him complaining about getting ripped off all day when he wasn't even the one who paid for it
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Anyone else /agoraphobia/ here? It's ruining my life right now lads. I can leave my house, but I can't go anywhere out of my city, or spend the night anywhere. It's driving away all of my family, and the few friends I had left. I can't really handle it desu.
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>>37898205
Just go outside. You'll prolly have a few panic attacks, but it won't kill you, and eventually your concept of home will expand to the outside world and it won't give you as much anxiety.
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I know the feel. try forcing yourself to go on small walks to the yard and if its real bad try online or in house therapy (surprisingly did wonders despite the meme stigma)
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>>37898284
I can go outside, I just can't go on vacations or overnight trips

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>21
>NEET
>Virgin
>No education
>No money

I have no idea what I'm doing how do I life.
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I need a wank so bad. Should I just rub one out in some public toilets?
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I came in a sink in the museum across from the Ford theater, where Lincoln was shot. Said museum is the building in which he died.
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Sure anon, here's a tit to help you getting your willy into going battle mode :^)
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>>37898254
That hunk of meat doesn't disgust me or arouse me. I am indifferent to it.

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Do you think women can be friendzoned, robots?
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>>37898164
Friendzoned just means going down the social ladder to simply being told to be nothing more but a friend.
So yes, Chad McThundercock could probably friendzone a girl.

has anyone here been to MoMA? I've been looking at their website for a little while and I'm thinking of visiting, it is worth it? Was it crowded as heck? Little kids? Helpful attendants?
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It's worth seeing everything before the 1970's they have.
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>>37898232
that's fucked up, I was thinking the same thing. there's only one painting from after the 70s that's really good, pic related. once they started putting video installations in it gets shitty, although I saw one with Laurie Anderson and I like her so what do i know
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bump0o0kk,

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Trips names my austistic hapa imaginary boyfriend
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Squelchy
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>>37898124
Bagello
Please do not mute me
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>>37898124
lmao that fucking picture

>i bought all these melons... But I'm still not happy

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Do you think a good looking girl has ever walked past you in the street and thought to herself "he was pretty hot?"

I always get looks of disgust whenever I look at hot roasties in the street, some ever laugh at me.
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>>37898122
Yeah. One even asked me out. I'm a normie tho.
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>>37898138
This but I'm an autist so she dropped me after second date.
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>Do you think a good looking girl has ever walked past you in the street and thought to herself "he was pretty hot?"
no.

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what happened with dylan

he was a 6'3
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>>37898095

He was actually 6'4.
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>>37898095
Meme depression that caused him to go along with Eric's madness


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