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>my life started spiraling into hell when it was announced that hulk hogan is a racist
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Does your life have any relation to Hulk Hogans or was it just a coincidence.
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>>39606505
no direct relation, but he was my hero as a kid. go bullied and started working out bc of him. the news sorta crushed me, bc i am black. it kicked up my childhood anxiety, and i barely speak to my friends and family. only friend is my dog.
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>>39606548
GET A ROPE WE GOT A NIGGER OVER HERE

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>be black men
>yay I finally have money and I can get a woman who isn't black!
>find non-black woman to marry
>she announces she's pregnant with twins!
>excited to have cute curly haired daughters with light skin and green eyes
>your daughters come out black

How much of a mind fuck is this?you spend your whole life trying to get away from blck women and hating them then you end up with two black daughters
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black people definitely dont come on this board
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Blacks are so disgusting. I wish they could get cleansed from all the civilized cultures of the world.
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>>39606572
I don't even know what the fuck to say to this. You fucking suck.

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>be undiagnosed autist hikki neet
>applying for autismbux (SSI)
>halfway through application process
>Someone Who Knows About Your Conditions
>Do you know someone we can contact about your condition?
>'no'
it says it can help my claim if i put somebody here as a contact but the only people who i am in contact with regularly are discord server members. the only way to get them to help is if they dox themselves and give me their name/address/phone etc.

I don't talk to my family but my autism and general depression is prevalent in my at-home behavior. should i just jot down my mother's name and leave it at that? they of course wouldn't know am applying until they receive a call about it.
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They are probably looking for a licensed professional to give them a valid opinion.

I'd imagine that putting anything else in there would give them the reason they desperately want to deny your claim.
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>>39606406
im autistic as fuck but my mom wrote some big azz letters for mine, i think thats what got me accepted
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>>39606618
they're just looking for somebody who knows of your condition(s).

pic related, it doesn't have to be professional although that would help a great deal.
>>39606627
im just putting my mother down, this should be a big suprise...maybe.

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If you were going to kill yourself, How would you do it?
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What is something absolutely original I could do?
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>>39606436
nothing we could tell you to do would be absolutely original you retard no wonder you wanna kill yourself
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>>39606397
Something exciting and fulfilling to myself. If im going to die it might as well be fun. Hop on a motorcycle and take whatever path I want down to San Diego. Set all the animals free in the zoo and lead a full blown African savanna rampage. Take my elephants, hippos and giraffes down to the naval base and try to take control of some large naval vessel. Drive my ship out to the sea with all my animals like Noah and face the biggest storm I can going down with my ship. I don't want to die but I'd make it fun if I did

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>measure myself for the lolz
>Find out I am 5'9
>Not lolzing anymore
Fuck my life this shit is gay. I mean this is really gay. Dad has the Nord Gene's but I got stuck with the my mother's Breton Gene's. Fuck man. How do I even cope with this?
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>>39606388
Stop caring about your height you dumbass. Nobody gives half a fuck.
Stop posting anytime.
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>>39606388

>>39606388

>wear boots like this
>the heel gives u 1-2 extra inches
>they fashionable af (not that exact pair but the style of boots)


M A N L E T

U P R I S I N G
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>>39606432
This is the part where you take all your frustrations,bottle it up,and spray it all over my face and body.

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>born with terrible eyesight
I cant see shit without glasses, the glass is fucking huge and makes my eyes look tiny.
It impairs my life heavily, I can't go swimming (will just swim blindly), they get dirty all the time and I can't use contacts because of my work.
I actually have to save up for eye laser surgery, which is dumb, since I was BORN with this. BORN with $-2000
Thats fucking retarded, it should be free. It's not my fault, but I get punished for it

IF YOU HAVE NORMAL EYES YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT
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>>39606384
> L A S I K
it plays off in the long run. Plus no more shitty glasses making you look like a sperg and keeping you from laying on your side
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>>39606617
glasses dont make you look like a sperg unless you have those metal ones like harry potter
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Your basically paying for research and development of the technology, if it was just some guy shining a lazer in your eye, probably wouldnt go over well.

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>ywn be loved by a girl with similar interests as you
why do i have to change myself for others all the time? i used to be a fat slob, now i'm ripped, just to lose my virginity, but alas, being ripped ain't enough, so now i'm rock climbing, playing guitar, programming and gardening.

BUT I'M STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN
WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING WRONG!?
WHHY DO I HAVE TO CHANGE MYSELF FOR THE NORMALFAGS? WHY CAN'T THEY TO BE LIKE US!??!??
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>>39606383
>Wanting to change himself for normalfags
>Wanting to lose virginity
>Wanting to become a normie
>Wanting to... become a normie?
>A NORMIE?!
>WANTING TO LEAVE THIS LOONEY BIN?!
This is your prison now, now get over it robot. Disgusting.
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>>39606525
I WANT TO BE A FUCKING NORMALFAG
I WANT TO END MY STREAK OF DIAGNOSED AUTISM
I WANT TO OVERCOME
I WANT TO FUCK
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>>39606559
Then this place is not for you pal. To call yourself a robot you have lost all hope, falling into the eternal pit of despair never to surface again.

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Shamelessly taken from /b/
Post yours and rate others'.
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>>39606381
Template provided.
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I choose 1 vampire loli to marry
1 cute crossdressing shota trap to fuck in the ass daily
1 roastie whore to be my slave to do laundry and shit
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>>39606392
how do I use the template?

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how do you feel now /r9k/ ?
he has a gf, and one that doesn't look too fucked up
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>>39606380
>mosaic familiar
his girlfriend
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>he
Stop being so rude.
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>>39606380
>>39606393
I bet it's just someone trolling him like usual, it's fucking impossible for him to get a girlfriend.

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will this weekend be better

are you sure
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It never gets better. All is lost
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I honestly don't think so. I am just not as lucky as everyone else. As long as I can remember people have been merciless towards me and always in the way. Even my so called best friend would make jokes at my expense . I don't see why I things would even get remotely better.
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No, i have no desire to go anywhere or socialize. I like just drinking alone and entertain myself

So About 3 days ago a 10/10 woman gave me a "heart" on badoo (which is like swiping right on tinder) and for the whole day I was just wondering... why?

I am 5/10 tops, nice DIC but nothing besides it and some ugliness here and there. So I sent her a text yesterday and we talked for an hour it was pretty good, we talked today as well, she gave me her fb...

I don't get it. M-maybe some women don't care about looks? M-maybe she's d-different, it's possible, right guys? GUYS?!

She is literally 10/10 and not in a sense that "OMG SHE REPLIED SHE IS 10/10 BECASUE OF THAT ALONE". She looks like an actress or a model. She is 17 (legal here) and looks about 25. I am 25 and look 20...

I am thinking about blocking here on fb and badoo and just forgetting about this whole thing. What does /r9k/ suggests?

Oh and I won't post her pics so don't even ask. She is kinda similar to pic related.
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I just found her instagram. She apparently not only looks like a model but is rich. She had multiple pictures from a few different locations around the world from last vacations alone.
Okay it's fishy... How do I make sure for 100% that it's a scam of some sort? I actually want to have evidence and maybe file a report to police.
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Robots please help me. Get me out of this mess I got myself into... Just because I am needy.
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>>39606642
>file a report to police
You are such a dumb cuck

what do you do with your hands when youre standing around or waiting for something?

how do you avoid feeling awkward?
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In my pockets or playing with my phone.
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>>39606356
>how do you avoid feeling awkward?
I don't. I always try to have my hands in my pockets, I used to fold them behind my back autistically but even then I get antsy and take them out of my pockets frequently.
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>>39606356
Acceptable normie answer:
> scroll through Facebook on phone

What I actually do:
>Play my gameboy color like it's 1999 and I'm a 6 year old

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Why is everything so shit, /r9k/? Why can't anime just be real? Why do we have to suffer? Why do people exist? Why do I eist? What am I supposed to do with my life, other than be a slave drone working all his life to afford a few crumbs of bread? Whos fucking plan was this I want out I want off this ride /r9k/
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Just go out and have some fun, senpai
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>>39606301
kill yourself pussy
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>>39606301

I know that feel. We are feeling on the same wavelength, two feeltrons vibrating in feelspace.

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For me it's Eric n Dylan. They were both very intelligent and had interesting music taste such as NIN, KMFDM, and so many other bands that I listen to in a regularly basis. I even dreamed about playing Doom with them in one of their rooms and Dylan's journals are so relatable in terms of the feelings I have right now. Call me edgy or whatever but these two would be my best friends if I ever could choose who were my friends were from the past, present and future.
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You know those two were gay? They would have done indescribable things to you. Better be glad you never met them.
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>very intelligent
kek, they were literally brainlets. i hate everyone who says this about them.

also why would anyone want friends like that? it would be destructive as fuck and you wouks gain nothing from that """"friendship"""""

i would want to be best friend with someone from the rothschild family so i can get all the juicy information about the world
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>>39606297
hi gren, do you miss discord already?

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>saw nigger in the street
>boypucci starts ovulating
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>>39606226
>>saw nigger in the street
>>boypucci starts ovulating
DUMB SISSY WHITE BOI!
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>>39606226
Shut the fuck up you pathetic cracker. Spread your cheeks you weak piece of shit
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>>39606226
>saw black guy in the street
>start biting my lower lip
>get a mild erection
S-show I be worried? Sissy h-hypno is just a joke, r-right guys?

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