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No, but Barron is. How many GBP do you think he makes a day?

>>35990140
I'd say no, he's far too fucking rich.

>>35990140
>gf
>wife
>Stacy wife
>had sex
>successful
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>>35990134
if you have an automatic rice cooker then cooking brown rice is piece of cake

cheap rice cookers only cost like 15 dollars
you can even get 1 liter rice cooker for 10 dollars

>>35990165
Does it take less time with a rice cooker or what is the advantage to having one?

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>>35990134
Eat green beans, you take some pre cooked that you wrap in cooking plastic, you pit them in microwave for 3 minutes.
Put a bit of butter and salt.
More tasty than a fast food

>>35990098
>having hope
I ran out of hope at around grade 5. I didn't even get to the point of thinking about being in a job.

>fart
>whole class and teacher laughs
>class continues laughing all the way to the next class
>next classes teacher laughs as well

Literally left one class, lined up for another, got into class and was laughed at the entire way. What makes it worse is I lashed out:

>blindly threw 3 punches
>missed them all
>get punched in the nose
>cry

lel.

>think i have good friends
>come back from class to find my bag in the bin rather than on our table
>put it back on the table
>at lunch it's back in the bin
>put it back on the table and ask who the fuck keeps doing that?
>friend puts it in the bin
>put his in the bin and walk away

>bike home
>try and do a jump off of a gutter
>fall and scratch face up and green stick fracture my arm
>lay there crying for 1 hour while people just walk\drive past
>principle on the way home finds me and takes me home

>>35990485
Wow that's horrible :(

>>35990767
>>35990767
that reply felt good, thanks.

I'd appreciate it if you killed yourself.

You were clearly born too stupid to not be a total failure. I mean seriously you bought bitcoins at the peak, how utterly pathetically stupid can you be.

Did you actually put time and effort into any of that shit? I'm talking years, not months.

what were you dropshipping?

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>tfw no Saber qt to hug you

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>>35990084
Thanks, Doc.

My bow is yours!

>>35990084
I can hit your right eye from a distance of 150 meters with a crossbow.

But youre not a guy, are you?

>>35990046
As a mtf I honestly think it's likely I end up with one as I don't think anyone but another trans person could actually love me.

>>35990046

>ftm

sorry but that shit will never work, I'd like to be friends with one though, assuming they'rre not too extreme in the tumblr/otherkin train of thought.

>>35990093
Are you passable, brody?

just be yourself. Or sort yourself out and become one.

elliot can tell you

>>35990541
what is he whispering?

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>>35990001
That not autistic maybe it just wasn't there

>>35990067
Maraschino cherries, what the fuck section would that be in. Canned fruit? Ice cream toppings? I may never know. The old man seemed so friendly too.

>>35990107
I never ate cherries but maybe in like some food decorations, like the rainbow sparkles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI

I lost my virginity at 23.

>>35989929
I won't I don't know any girls.

>>35989869
OH SHIT

That game

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>>35989869
come play tony hawks underground pro

>small close loyal community
>basically hang out each day skating
>lots of discord severs where everyone chats
>filled with druggies and cyborgs

all you need is thug2 and you can torrent it from the bay, and then install a mod

>>35989869
So here I am....

"Chad Muska broke every bone in his body performing a trick where he bounced an entire pizza between his legs like a basketball.

He received a VHS copy of Land Before Time 2 for his efforts.''

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>>35989863
>think I have any interests besides browsing 4chan and consuming media
>I actually don't

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>>35989863
>Think I'm good at anything
>I actually don't

>>35989863
>think about anything
>I actually don't
this isn't even how it's always been
this is relatively new
only the past few years
what what what why why why
I just want to be killed or revived this halfway state sucks

>>35989769
My opinion is that you should fuck off.

>>35989769
clearly you are a norman if a girl likes you, and if you where a robot then any girl showing interest in you would be enough for instant gf status

>>35989769
Make sure you can block her completely. Fuck her at her house.
Block her and never talk again.

>>35989749
Girls ALWAYS have their phones on them. If she doesn't reply in minutes, you're not a priority

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>>35989749
>You reply.
>Chad eats her pie.

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>you text
>chad reks.

that's just the way of things.

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>>35989745
because we're too cowardly to kill ourselves

Sweet, there's a new chapter. Thanks for the reminder.

She looks too cute with long hair.

>>35989745
Because they don't leave their house either.

>>35989730
Their depression is almost always egotistical, so you don't.

>>35989730
You can't, the only way she can be helped and get better is if she finds out how to do so on her own

women get enough help in life

let her hang out to dry