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Let's do a dream thread robots, what are some dreams you've had recently?
I'll start,
I had a dream last night where I actually had a cute gf who loved me. I went to bed over and over again to continue that dream, chasing that loving feeling that only exists in the dreams. Also one of those dreams I was playing some stringed instrument, and I could play really cool music, despite the fact I don't have any instruments I can play awake, and I can rarely make original music in my head while awake.
Dreams are the gateway into the mind's true creative potential, we can do and feel all sorts of things in dreams.
Who else here /LivetoDream/?
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>>36001103
i don't really have dreams anymore
when i do they're always extremely mundane and forgettable
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>>36001135
That sucks. Usually my best dreams are music dreams, and I can usually get those to happen by listening to music before sleep, or by trying to make music in my head before sleeping.
You should see if you can get yourself to dream about things that you can enjoy.
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>>36001103
>Who else here /LivetoDream/?
I hate dreaming because my dreams are always unpleasant.

Last night I dreamed about watching three guys in a room planting evidence to frame someone else for a crime. They and the room were all made up like old-timey Victorian-era gentlemen. Then some other very decent looking fellow opens the door and sees them in the middle of it. One guy pulls a gun, looks him in the eye, and shoots him. The guy whimpers about how he'll never see his parents again as he falls to his knees and then dies.

I woke up in a cold sweat. Things like this happen at least once a week.

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tell us about yourself, do you like who you are? if you could change, how?
>tfw Valium
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>>36001093
sorta and yes
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>>36001200
>and yes

lmao that was a response and a half anon
why do you like yourself?
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>>36001093
I am no one special, but I'm trying to make a difference in the world. I like who I am, but if I could be even stronger than I am now, that would be just perfect.

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>haven't masturbated in 3 days
>turning into an emotional roller coaster
Is this normal? I feel so insane. I feel intense feelings of love and affection for everyone I meet at one moment and then the next I want to cry and eat ice cream and watch romantic movies. I almost fell in love with a namefag just because he replied to me and the (You) made my heart flutter. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
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>>36001078
Are you going to fall in love with me if I respond to your thread?
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>Anon replies to my thread
>start imagining what life would be like together
THIS ISN'T FAIR I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL AGAIN
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>>36001164
I guess that's a yes to that question then!

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How do some people love working 18 hours a day so much? I work 10 hours most days and I want to fucking kill myself every minute.
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They're just biologically happy. They can be happy scraping turds off of carpets. You being unhappy is no fault of your own.
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>>36001023

They likely have other goals in life that their job enables them to achieve
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>>36001460
Thank you anon for being so kind to us

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STOP ROMANTICIZING MENTALLY ILL GIRLS

how can the weakest men deal with the mental and emotional abuse? they cant

dont date them
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indeed
chad should be matched with the ill girls and ill boys should be matched with the stacies

it's a perfect solution
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>>36001013
What about mentally ill girls (male)?
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>>36001013
Because we're mentally ill to you moron. That's why they're attractive in the first place.

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go on tinder and meet a cute girl, im not a giant fucking loser and hit it off well and hang out maybe once or twice, i get bored eventually and just go play dota with friends and never talk to her again
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>Manages to get girls
>Chooses not to be with them
What's the fucking problem?
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Any tips for getting to step 1 anon?
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>>36001176
i just want to fucking play video games with my friends i want to hang out with cute girls but id rather just fucking sit at home

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with life generally I feel the same as with earning and spending money. Any decent purchase costs >50% of my monthly income and the only things I can afford are shit, if I don't want to go broke instantly. Not only there are way more things I would like to have, than I can buy in a month, but if those cost that much it makes them not worth it. That way I can't ever achieve anything.
That's how I feel with life. I'm a poor man. I don't have resources to live and I don't only mean money.
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>>36000921

>I'm a poor man.
>I don't want to be poor
>I don't want to do anything to become not poor.

Jesus christ this is why the world is doomed.
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>>36001031
basicly life is not worth living neither as a poor man nor a 'wealthy' man
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>>36000921
Congratulations, you figured out how the scam works.

Now, will you kill yourself or try to delude yourself into thinking that you can live "outside" the system in one of the system-preapproved ways?

>Have anally masturbated a couple of times
>Barely put anything in
>A few minutes ago, decide to break out dildo
>Lube up
>Begin to insert, feeling okay
>Be brave and shove a lot in at once
>Hurts a bit, pulls completely out, sharp pains
>Start to feel dizzy
>Start to lose vision and see stars
>Faint and fall over on my bed

Maybe its time I just fucking die
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You can't go from 0 to Dragon Dildo in one sitting, Anon.
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once i stuck a champaigne bottle up my asshole for some butt fun but i ended up snapping my ass tendon

now my ass has been prolapsed for over 4 years, need to scoop out poo poo with my hand
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>>36001092
Thanks anon, now I know life could be worse. Bless

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Why do you want what you can't have?
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i need to be punished
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>>36000917
the sweet release of death
>>36000976
this too
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>>36000917
because I want what I don't fucking have

>18 years old boys fought willingly at war in 1942
>30+ years old fat men cry on the Internet because the girl they liked didn't like them back
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>>36000894
>willingly
Yeah except there was this whole "draft" thing...
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>>36000894
Chads are out there doing things. Robots are stuck in here complaining about life.
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>>36000894
good times make weak men, our good times are about to run out and strong men will rise again, but y know weak men will follow after they are done.

the eternal circle so fucking pitifully meaningless.

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I know you guys aren't doctors but I've been having brown spots develop all over my body. Does anyone know what this could mean?
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Here's some on my arm
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Here's some by my shoulder
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Here's some by my penis

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>you will die one day
I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO DIE WHY IS EXISTENCE SO FUCKING PAINFUL
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OP WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME??

originialbux
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Way to out yourselves as underage. Why worry about the inevitable? You can't change it.
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>>36000798
>WHY IS EXISTENCE SO FUCKING PAINFUL

It won't be when you're dead ;)

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>yo anon wanna smoke some weed with me
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I have never smoked but for some reason people not holding in their shit for a few seconds triggers the fuck out of me

guess it's my autism about wasting shit, cause that's a damn waste
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>>36000786
nah you look like you're that type of gay that gets you to smoke weed and then sexually harasses you
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>>36000786
I didn't know /r9k/ liked cringe threads

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>turn 25 tomorrow
>the same age my parents were when they had me
>by this age they had 3 kids (myself included) and my dad had recently graduated from law school
>they would move into a nice house in a few more years
>had made several ties to the community that they enjoy to this day
Meanwhile, I've been sitting here in the basement for the past 7 years, poorly educated, anti social, overweight, balding, always tired, and only recently have I got a NOT-so-comfy night time security job that I can't actually support myself on in my city. I don't even know how to drive. And yes, obviously I'm a Virgin, though I can't say I even care.
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why dont you try and change things around? Or are you happy?
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>>36000760
Don't worry anon, someday you'll find a nice girl who appreciates you for who you are
t. mummy
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>>36000760
>I got a NOT-so-comfy night time security job
Kek you fell for that too, huh? It's no worse than the Burger King I was working at before but it's not really any better, either. Overrated.

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Think about is anon:
if you would be a girl, would you date someone like you?
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>>36000739
Yea, I'm actually attracted to myself desu
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Ahahhaaha

no
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Considering the amount of sex I have with myself, I would assume so

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