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>no dick
>no poo
>no black guy walking in
disappointed desu

>>34422494
That's a camwhore.

We live on the internet, stupid.

is her cock fem or masc?

Yeah me too my dude

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>>34422406
There's plenty of them on here they just dont really make themselves as known as traps

>>34422993
i want one so bad what do i have to do

lol

this comment was out of pity

>we've been seeing this joke ever since captcha was introduced

LURK
FUCKING
MORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

damn i legit just noticed the irony behind that

it's like some kinda reverse psychology

The ones made when Disney was still owned by Disney.

>>34422382
SHUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!

The one where Shrek and his donkey robot get shot.

He's gotta be around here somewhere

What letter does his name start with?

>>34422424
N

Original content contained

>>34422311
yeah so i need you to fucking leave this board right now

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>>34422311
Hey that's super, tiger, let me put that up on the fridge for mom to see, huh?

There we go.

Former robot reporting in. Yeah it's not bad but it's not great either. Normies who have been in relationships their whole lives long to spend extended periods of time jerking off and playing computer games

Grass is always greener etc etc

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>see roach that posted an image
>reverse search it on the archive
>post the link to let everyone see

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/DEVILISH.gif/

Wow m9 you are
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

u showed him anon

>>34422272
ROASTIES?
IN MY HOUSE?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34422272
Gross, I have gingers again.

Now I have to call an exterminator.

>>34422287
This is a trap. They should still get out however.

>>34422249
She's establishing her dominance over you.
My advice would be to punch her while she's asleep.

Really hot.

Post pics?

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>>34422249
I would literally beat the shit out of her. Smash that cunt's head against the toilet bowl a couple of times so she learns her lesson. If she says the toilet isn't flushing properly and it's not her fault give her teeth a taste of toilet cleaner bristles so she knows what to use.

would you rather be a girlfriendless menial wageslave?

>>34422227
here's what you do:
sit outside one day from 5:44am to 8:16am and take note of which residences have wagecucks leaving.

then, within 8 hours of that time you marked, go to that residence and target his wife/girlfriend/mother

there are plenty of ways you can accomplish this. neets do it all the time

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I used to feel bad about no gf when I was in high school.

I'm 25 almost 26 and now I just feel that even if I found a girl who liked me, it would be a bother and take away from my solitary hobbies. That and I have gotten so fucked with my jerking off that a simple wet hole probably couldnt do anything for me now.

you "waah no gf" fucks need to grow up soon

And the fact that if you seek such a life in modern times, you are seen as literally batshit insane.

We truly live in the "latter days". Fuck this.

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>>34422173
I will keep on running for another love another life another hope for tomorrow.

>>34422203
In case you all don't understand the police officer is leading the way for me to be again.

>write a fucking list of demands
>all I want is someone to love

Fucking entitled faggots with standards should piss off

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so u tellin me u tryna get dicced down?

a/s/l?

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Mind not making your fembot bait threads so bloody obvious.

Ofcourse she is she's cancer

she also looks like shit compared to her younger self like all roasties
>that fucking ham hock

Any woman who supports Trump is a cuckquean desu.

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>>34421939
I love you

no that wasn't too much

>>34421939
yes because you are a literal rape endorsing evil male shitlord

if you're white that is, niggers and spics are ok and do not commit any sex crimes at all, ever

I hugged my monitor just now. If you hug your monitor then you can retrieve my hug. I promise I am really cute and you will like the hug.

>ask me anything me anything

>>34421836
How much cock do you suck annually

How are you still alive? The lobotomised beta cuck army of the feminists killed all the white males or forced them to change their gender.